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Boys taking showers in school -- one way or another, there will be wank!
(I tried to post this earlier, but it got eaten. I'm posting it again because I think Jude Law and his penis needs some company.)

The angsty little boys over at the Large Penis Support Group (NWS, mostly from full-frontal avatar pics) aren't all that good at staging a decent flame war -- their usual style of wanking involves mutual ass-kissing of the "I'll claim to have a big dick, and trade big-dick compliments with other guys claiming to have big dicks" variety. Therefore, this wank is probably a whole lot smaller than the wanks you're all used to pointing and giggling at... but what the hell.

It all starts with with a link to this article, and a poll. Rather civil, I thought, but fear not!

ChimeraTX: "Won't someone think of the children?"

Dr Rock: "I did, and then I snickered. They'll be embarrassed. Deal with it."

Dr Rock: "Oh, and lest I forget, Chimera's a smelly troglodyte."

ChimeraTX: "Oh yeah? Well you're ugly!"

Rikter8: "Okay, you two. Kiss, fuck, and make up. And you do realize that this whole controversy is the fault of loony conservatives who think that boys showering together will turn OMFG teh Ghey!"

robertomuro: "Are you kidding? Blame the lib'rals, they're the ones who are so touchy-feely about not wanting to make people 'uncomfortable'!"

Tony7xxx: (Subtitled:) "Hey, I have a big dick. I just thought I'd remind you all."

Warmsunshine: "Bitchslappings all around!"

Dr Rock: "Bitchslapping to you to infinity!"

Warmsunshine: "Bitchslapping to you to infinity plus one!"

And it goes on, mostly between Dr Rock and Warmsunshine, with accusations of latent gay pedophilia, poor arguing form, and more information than you could ever want about the fucking Boy Scouts flying all over the place. Even more amusingly (or is that frighteningly?), the most mature person in that discussion claims to be sixteen.

Support Group, my earache.

Bonus wank: I first discovered this ~~teenage boy's locker room~~ forum over at Portal of Evil, which includes some (very stale) wank in its own forum.

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	kadath 2005-09-12 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	"Large Penis Support Group" Uh-huh. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	luckdragonfujur 2005-09-12 06:40 pm UTC (link)
	I thought the same. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	judyhazeleyes 2005-09-12 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	Seriously. Is there a Big Knockers Support Group too? Because the twins are feeling a bit lonely, and I'd like to find them some kindred boobies to commiserate with. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	expeliarbum 2005-09-12 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	I can give your twins some company if you want, mine are feeling sad too...... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hellespont 2005-09-13 04:54 am UTC (link)
	I want to join too, but only if we can use all the monthly dues to buy me a sports bra that doesn't sag or an underwire bra that doesn't pinch. Oh, and some cake, but that I'll share. adjusts self testily (Reply to this)(Parent)

	felinephoenix 2005-09-13 11:00 am UTC (link)
	Only if there can be any Itty Bitty Titty Club, too. Hm, now that I think about, screw distinctions. Let's just have boobies. Lots of boobies. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	absurdwords 2005-09-13 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	nods We need a big boobs support group. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2005-09-12 05:59 pm UTC (link)
	What more delightfully ironic place for wanking could there be but a group about penes? Queencallipygos on LJ (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jim_smith 2005-09-12 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, and calling the I Have A Big Dick Society a "teenage boys' locker room" is a real burn, coming from the Women Who Can't Stop Talking About Splooge Community. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rachelmap 2005-09-12 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	That's not ironic, that's apt. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	When it comes to names... nebbieq 2005-09-14 06:12 am UTC (link)
	Personally, I'd rather to see some wank over at FAP. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2005-09-12 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	What a bunch of dicks. desposits ten centsin the pun jar ~the mouse who consumes men's souls (Reply to this)

	ladybirdsleeps 2005-09-12 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	I have a big penis, too. It's a whole ten inches! But don't tell the police. I hear they're looking for it. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	snacky 2005-09-12 07:10 pm UTC (link)
	Can they identify it by the mole on the side? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	footsie 2005-09-12 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	They saw it on a wanted poster. "It was last seen hanging out in the girl's locker room at Angel Beach high school." (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2005-09-12 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	You know, some conservatives think that by encouraging young boys to take showers with their dads, that will prevent them from going gay! I think that's pretty special. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2005-09-13 06:07 am UTC (link)
	giggle That's wonderful. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	naienko 2005-09-13 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	what. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

(Anonymous)
2005-09-14 06:07 am UTC (link)

From advice from keeping a boy from going gay:

"Meanwhile, the boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son's maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger."

from pundit James Dobson of Focus on the Family
http://www.family.org/docstudy/newsletters/a0021043.cfm

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	platedlizard 2005-09-14 08:20 am UTC (link)
	Because Gay Men are anything less then 100% male. Jebus. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kookaburra 2005-09-12 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	Has anyone noticed the part of the thread going "This could only happen in America!" ...and that the incident in the article seems to have happened in Britain? (Reply to this)

	judyhazeleyes 2005-09-12 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	giggles I just told my two male roomies about the Large Penis Support Group. They're still rofling. (Reply to this)

	expeliarbum 2005-09-12 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	tl;dr (Reply to this)(Thread)

	adinaj69 2005-09-13 06:19 am UTC (link)
	What's too long, the cocks or the wank? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	expeliarbum 2005-09-13 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	The wank, of course! ~~there isn't such things as a too long cock~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sabinelagrande 2005-09-13 12:24 am UTC (link)
	Is it possible for these posters to be more latently homosexual? I submit that it is not. (Reply to this)

	gloria_mundi 2005-09-13 01:02 am UTC (link)
	Has anyone noticed that the article is dated 1988? (Reply to this)

	also_not_a_pipe 2005-09-13 03:13 am UTC (link)
	I think that someone should introduce the wankers at the Big Penis Support Group with the "oh noes, it's so small!" wankers in the Jude Law post over on f_w. That would be really interesting to watch. Interesting enough that I'm going to start selling internet tickets to see it. (Reply to this)

	capn_triangle 2005-09-13 03:51 am UTC (link)
	I am shocked and astounded that guys can get this much of a hard-on from talking about their own penes! (Reply to this)