Current music:

Cheech and Chong

Boys taking showers in school -- one way or another, there will be wank!
(I tried to post this earlier, but it got eaten. I'm posting it again because I think Jude Law and his penis needs some company.)

The angsty little boys over at the Large Penis Support Group (NWS, mostly from full-frontal avatar pics) aren't all that good at staging a decent flame war -- their usual style of wanking involves mutual ass-kissing of the "I'll claim to have a big dick, and trade big-dick compliments with other guys claiming to have big dicks" variety. Therefore, this wank is probably a whole lot smaller than the wanks you're all used to pointing and giggling at... but what the hell.

It all starts with with a link to this article, and a poll. Rather civil, I thought, but fear not!

ChimeraTX: "Won't someone think of the children?"

Dr Rock: "I did, and then I snickered. They'll be embarrassed. Deal with it."

Dr Rock: "Oh, and lest I forget, Chimera's a smelly troglodyte."

ChimeraTX: "Oh yeah? Well you're ugly!"

Rikter8: "Okay, you two. Kiss, fuck, and make up. And you do realize that this whole controversy is the fault of loony conservatives who think that boys showering together will turn OMFG teh Ghey!"

robertomuro: "Are you kidding? Blame the lib'rals, they're the ones who are so touchy-feely about not wanting to make people 'uncomfortable'!"

Tony7xxx: (Subtitled:) "Hey, I have a big dick. I just thought I'd remind you all."

Warmsunshine: "Bitchslappings all around!"

Dr Rock: "Bitchslapping to you to infinity!"

Warmsunshine: "Bitchslapping to you to infinity plus one!"

And it goes on, mostly between Dr Rock and Warmsunshine, with accusations of latent gay pedophilia, poor arguing form, and more information than you could ever want about the fucking Boy Scouts flying all over the place. Even more amusingly (or is that frighteningly?), the most mature person in that discussion claims to be sixteen.

Support Group, my earache.

Bonus wank: I first discovered this ~~teenage boy's locker room~~ forum over at Portal of Evil, which includes some (very stale) wank in its own forum.