Stuff On My Cat is normally a pretty cute site, which brings us photos ranging from the classical artistry of tomato kitty, to the Hollywood glitz of Frodo kitty, to the romance of Urkel-lovin' kitty.

It's also pretty good at bringing lots of minor wank.

In the category of "creatures on my cat," there are several photos of, apparently, cats being crushed by babies. I can't link to individual comments. It's all pretty much "same shit, different day," anyway. Most of the wanks follow the same basic arc, with choice comments pulled from each:



thare wrote:
what is with the cat-baby sex
7/25 17:16:24


baby in the picture wrote:
*hump* *hump* *hump* ohh... yeah that is good cat sex -the baby in the picture
07/29 15:40:28


i wanna b pirate plz wrote:
r they havin sex or what? daaaammmmmm!!!! baby on cat action!
07/29 22:26:17



Several people object to the pictures.


slegte engelse typer wrote:
what a stupid website! You can hurd animals!(cats too)a baby above a
cat! (im sorry i cant typ english) But i dont think that you thit can
calls LOL...pored cats
07/21 16:10:15


AWW wrote:
Not cute. GET THE BABY OFF THE CAT! Children (particularly babies) are
too young to understand that you should be gentle to cats. This picture
irritates me
08/11 16:13:54


LOLORZ wrote:
That's just fucking horrible. It's not adorable. The cat looks fucking
squashed by your fat offspring. I don't think anyone would like
something that is obviously heavier lying on her/him. Bronwyn, the cat
is most likely not "purring" in that picture, if anything, s/he looks
miserable. My first and last visit on this site. OMFG LOL, LIEK I PUT
THANGS ON TEH KITTY!!!11 AINT DAT CYYYYOOOTE!?111?


Unsurprisingly, people object to the objections.



littletoes
I think you should delete the negative responses, only wierdos freak about such silly things. This is adorable!
08/12 19:02:21


peacer wrote:
it really is one of the funniest website ;)

stuff + cats = awesom (lool)

if i had a cat i would put like the whole shit in my room on it and take a pic ;)

and dont be such greenpeace freaks or whatever - who doesnt think this is funny has no humor :D.

who cares about a cat (joke)
08/30 05:57:31



Papercut wrote:
Wow. I hope that cat claws the baby's eyes out and a blood bath ensues.
Maybe that'll teach the kid to respect animals since the parents
obviously aren't.
08/13 22:23:32


Josh-s Mom wrote:
Look, it's my cat and my son. And my son is extremely gentle with her.
She loves the attention. When she gets sick of him, she goes in the
basement where he can't get her. A lot of times she seeks him out
because she wants to play. She has never scratched or bit him.

He wasn't hurting her, she wasn't trying to get away.

"Papercut", I hope the next time you cross the street you get hit by a
bus and "a blood bath ensues", you ignorant, rude, piece of crap. We
"respect animals" just fine. Maybe you should learn to respect PEOPLE
and not be so rude.
08/22 19:56:51


Oolong the rabbit's supporters are not impressed, though:
Go Oolong! wrote
Putting stuff on your pet and posting the pictures? Wow, because that hasn't been done before.
07/20 14:09:19

Also, less explicably, people are outraged someone pretending to be outraged by a picture of a cat with a beer can on its head.