sextips wank
Someone posts to the LJ community sextips that she is a virgin, and want to stay that way, but that her male friend wants to screw her with a strap-on "since it technically wouldn't be having sex."

The first few commenters give normal advice: don't do it if you don't want to. But then desertroze chimes in with "Penetration is penetration..which ultimately means no longer a virgin." This, of course, opens up a whole can of worms, starting with "Are lesbians doomed to virginity?", and "Then if you use tampons you won't be a virgin." Then rape is brought in and the value of dictionaries, and it all just spirals downhill.