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Auntie Singe Addams ([info]singe) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-09-30 11:40:00
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Hey! A wank that I spotted on a Metaquotes entry that wasn't a Metaquotes wank!!1 COOKIES!

Anyway, over on the LJ [info]fuckyoulist community, [info]queenmadeline thinks that giving blood is wrong ("You don't know WHO could receive it!") and also gross and disgusting. It ruins the mall shopping experience! oo icky oo Later: BLARGH! She's bahleeted! But there's plenty left over on the original Metaquotes post above and in [info]queencallipygos's former report below. I did save this one comment before the deletion...

But I really feel that a "blood drive" is unethical and bad. It's sick, the whole idea of it is sick.

I just hope that one day in the future we might all have robot bodies that don't bleed.

...and I'm now very inclined to call troll.

Meanwhile, [info]queencallipygos (say that five times fast) gave us another couple of examples of trollery. An abortion public fit. And a booger eating wank: Ewwwwww!

Later: And now [info]hristaesir points out a METAQUOTE ME, TOO, OR MY FRIEND BANS YOU! mini-wank on the original. Later: FAUGH!! Also deleted! But [info]mindset delivers up plenty of replacements.

Oh, just shoot it.






Could someone give me the html for prettying up links, please? I have Ugly Post Syndrome. ETA: Thanks, [info]quickfade! I'll fix things as soon as I'm off work.

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[info]lurker32
2005-09-30 04:50 pm UTC (link)
Bwah! Was just going to post this.

Man, [info]queenmadeline is really going for the Wanker of the Year award. This is like the fourth unrelated wank.

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[info]singe
2005-09-30 04:54 pm UTC (link)
Hah, I beatcha!

This is like the fourth unrelated wank.

And she was gloating about getting a note from the mod. Trolly MacTrollberger!

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[info]expeliarbum
2005-10-01 12:13 am UTC (link)
I don't remember her wanks :(

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[info]kadath
2005-09-30 04:58 pm UTC (link)
Dear [info]queenmadeline,

Drop dead, you horrid excuse for a human being.

xoxo,
[info]kadath

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[info]marlo
2005-09-30 05:06 pm UTC (link)
Agreed.

He sure is a busy little beaver these days, isn't he?

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[info]kadath
2005-09-30 05:21 pm UTC (link)
This wank really pokes me right my ethics button.

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[info]mathilde
2005-09-30 05:03 pm UTC (link)
Troll? queen_madeline? Surely not.

I bet he just doesn't want to answer the "have you slept with a man in the last bazillionty years" question. Either it's yes and he's TEH GAY! or it's no and he loses is biwannabe cred.

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[info]cleolinda
2005-09-30 07:07 pm UTC (link)
Icon!

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[info]sepiamagpie
2005-10-01 03:38 am UTC (link)
you gotta have to have actually slept with a guy to be bi? *curiousity*

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[info]hristaesir
2005-09-30 05:04 pm UTC (link)
I especially love the "If you metaquote a comment from here without mentioning my name you will be BANNED RAR" mini-wank. I mean, what the shit.

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[info]singe
2005-09-30 05:21 pm UTC (link)
Oh, geez. Thank you, I'm adding that!

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[info]miss_padfoot
2005-09-30 05:09 pm UTC (link)
Damn, you beat me to it. I was so looking forward to posting my first wank. :(

I'm trying to find the best adjective to describe [info]queenmadeline from the couple of wanks I've seen from hir... some sort of combination of mean, dumb, and socially unconscious. Maybe troglodyte?

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[info]singe
2005-09-30 05:16 pm UTC (link)
Aw, sorry! But fear not, you'll have plenty more opportunities! And troglodyte works for me, yes.

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[info]mindset
2005-09-30 05:39 pm UTC (link)
"Troll" works. :)

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[info]snacky
2005-09-30 08:26 pm UTC (link)
Very nicely, I'd say.

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[info]wankismyfandom
2005-09-30 05:27 pm UTC (link)
I really enjoyed [info]beoweasel's post about pedophiles and raptists. I worry about those rapping Baptists, too.

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[info]senor_pinata
2005-09-30 05:37 pm UTC (link)
Bahleeted!

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iror
2005-09-30 05:39 pm UTC (link)
That was quick! Didn't even get to read additional snark. =(

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[info]quickfade
2005-09-30 05:38 pm UTC (link)
Prettying up links (remove the spaces):

< a href = "urlhere" > Text you want to appear instead of link < / a >

As for the wank... Like she'd refuse blood if her leg fell off, or something. Pah!

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[info]singe
2005-09-30 06:40 pm UTC (link)
Thank you so much!

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[info]mindset
2005-09-30 05:41 pm UTC (link)
Lots of old queenmadeline wank here. S/h/it's a troll, and a very successful one.

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[info]singe
2005-10-01 03:24 pm UTC (link)
How proud the royal family is, I'm sure.

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-30 05:48 pm UTC (link)
Further down in the abortion wank, she has THIS (http://www.livejournal.com/community/metaquotes/3942097.html?thread=50763985#t50763985) lovely comment about how men being bisexual makes them more like women.

Queencallipygos

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[info]gal_montag
2005-09-30 06:46 pm UTC (link)
[info]queenmadeline has, in record time, exposed herself as an attention whore and an internets moron. I think she should get a prise.

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tourette
2005-09-30 06:59 pm UTC (link)
There is a small QueenMadeline kerfuffle over at X-Grrrls on LJ. QM appears to have some tiny "history" with occasional Straight Edge lurker CeruleanSwirl (who is just a regular poster and not a troll as far as I am aware). The first three posts in that community seem to cover it. QM has apparently "claimed edge", although that set are easy to wind up. It's all too bitty and wee for a proper post, but nevertheless.

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dracothelizard
2005-09-30 08:51 pm UTC (link)
"Well, he's bisexual so that sort of makes him more like a woman."

Hahahaha! Ooh, yeah, so I guess that means all gay guys are like women too, eh?

Also, I don't CARE who gets my blood. I'm there for the free cookie, the hot cocoa and the damn comfy couch/bed thing.

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flightstothesea
2005-09-30 09:32 pm UTC (link)
Re: your icon.

Little Sisters of Eluria?

/obscure

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[info]dementoid
2005-09-30 11:27 pm UTC (link)
Icon is by me (verylisa on LJ), made from a pulp magazine cover but I have no idea where I found the cover, and the caption came from some dark recess of my brain. What/who are the Little Sisters of Eluria?

(Singe, your 'get them off me' and 'monkey madness' icons are by me too.)

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flightstothesea
2005-09-30 11:48 pm UTC (link)
They're from a short story by Stephen King set in the Dark Tower universe. Roland of Gilead gets injured and they keep him in their hospital. But they're vampires. It's odd.

Also, pulp magazine icons rule.

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[info]dementoid
2005-10-01 07:08 am UTC (link)
I have never read any Dark Tower books but perhaps I absorbed it from the ether. ;)

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[info]singe
2005-10-01 03:58 am UTC (link)
Hallelujah, thank you for telling me. A third of my icons are marked (icon by ?) thanks to either the Great Icon Fritz of 'Ought Four that happened to Journal Fen or my own forgetfulness. Should I credit Dementoid or VeryLisa?

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[info]dementoid
2005-10-01 07:07 am UTC (link)
Sweet! I'm not usually fussed about credit but I figured you'd like to know because otherwise you wouldn't have put the "by ?"

"Verylisa" is probably best for credit because "dementoid" is really just a lurker account. *lurks*

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[info]singe
2005-10-01 02:43 pm UTC (link)
(Who's that lurking over there? Isn't that Merv Griffith?) Many, many bonus points for anyone that gets THAT ref.

Meanwhile, thank you! That by ? business really does drive my little anal-retentive soul nuts.

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[info]teruhiko
2005-10-01 02:04 am UTC (link)
That's the one who described someone talking about their nervous subconscious nose-picking as "the most disgusting thing" they had ever read, and accused anyone who said otherwise that they must be one of them, the nose-pickers. Because scraping out a few of your own snots is a crime. Geez.


Man, some people really get up my nose. *bad-dum-ching*

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[info]ashenmote
2005-10-01 09:26 am UTC (link)
This troll is boring, can we get a new one?

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