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Eilan ([info]eilan) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-10-01 18:28:00


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bad_sex is... wanking all over the place
And since I am already at it, [info]bad_sex is having its wanks weekend.

Instance 1: [info]gregkash, the local 'whining about not getting any' virgin posts his 234th instance of not getting any. The community is not amused, but some also defend him.

Instance 2: [info]yahvah claims that a woman with a bigger ass also has a tighter vagina in the comments to this post. She/he/it can't back it up, but argues and argues and...

Instance 3 (locked post): The mod steps in after yet another grammar/spelling discussion. Unfortunately, I can't find the post that sparked this.

Thanks to [info]the_wanlorn for finding it (also locked)


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[info]the_wanlorn
2005-10-01 05:34 pm UTC (link)
Before I made First Comment on the modpost, I went and searched back for the offending post. I figured there must've been lots or it must've been pretty damn bad.

It's 23 posts back from the mod post. It's the only one I could find and the people commenting are, well, not that bad....

Here ya go.

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(Anonymous)
2005-10-01 06:08 pm UTC (link)
That post shows up as flocked for me. Woe.

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[info]cleolinda
2005-10-01 06:52 pm UTC (link)
a bigger ass

can't back it up

*is twelve*

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[info]carlanime
2005-10-01 07:45 pm UTC (link)
as a fat, generally unattractive guy i can safely say that when a girl is attracted to me, it's personality..

And then he demonstrates, repeatedly, why that adds up to "still a virgin."

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In regards to the first wank
[info]cat_mcdougall
2005-10-01 09:46 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry, but I have to give his "girl" credit. That has got to be one of the most original excuses I have ever heard to get out of sleeping with someone.

Cos... WOW.

I would never had thought of using that excuse. Seriously.

It amuses me.

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Re: In regards to the first wank
[info]sewingmyfish
2005-10-02 12:00 am UTC (link)
It's good, but doesn't quite have the zing of "I'm not gay, but I'll learn."

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Re: In regards to the first wank
[info]cat_mcdougall
2005-10-02 12:19 pm UTC (link)
There's that one as well.

Just, seriously, what happened to being honest?

I even told a boyfriend once: "I like you, but I'm not having sex with you."

It was honest. Granted we broke up a month later, but I didn't feel bad about being honest.

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[info]aerobot
2005-10-02 06:35 am UTC (link)
*eyeroll* I checked his userinfo and poor widdle gregkash is only 21 and is STILL A VIRGIN! Oh that poor darling, let me play a small violin for him.

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[info]bubosquared
2005-10-02 09:39 am UTC (link)
Twenty-one and he's complaining? Bitch can take a goddamned ticket, man.

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