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caoilainn ([info]caoilainn) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-10-02 23:20:00


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When tmi-chix meets stupidpetowners
[info]fuvenusrs posts in tmi-chix about lancing her cat's abcess (warning, descriptions of pus, lots of it). All is fairly calm, there are a some comments expressing concern for the cat, and warning to keep an eye on him.

Then, [info]jeweleyes posts a link to [info]fuvenusrs's post in stupidpetowners. [info]prettylilpitbul "Let('s) The Bitch Have It" here.

And there is wanking. Including glorious caps of emphasis, invitations to leave the community and name calling. Whee.


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[info]nevadafighter
2005-10-03 03:57 am UTC (link)
Ah, Self-Righteous Indignation and Waving the Educational Dick, how I missed thee . . .

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[info]mooncalf
2005-10-03 04:08 am UTC (link)
While I'm avoiding the actual wank due to eating a cookie, I gotta say, </a></b></a>[info]fuvenusrs wins at usernames.

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[info]tangentialone
2005-10-03 04:23 am UTC (link)
...?

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[info]mooncalf
2005-10-03 04:26 am UTC (link)
Well, if you take it apart, it's fu-venus-rs, or literally 'venus' inside 'furs', a reference to "Venus In Furs" by Leopold von Sacher-Masoch.

... I had too many of those logic-puzzle books when I was a kid, what can I say.

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[info]tangentialone
2005-10-03 04:45 am UTC (link)
Ahhhh! See, I was reading it as 'fuven-usrs', so 'fuven' users, and I was wondering what a fuven was/stood for that was clever. But you're right, that does win.

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[info]amxjm
2005-10-03 05:11 am UTC (link)
I was taking it as "F U, ven users," though I don't know what "ven" would've been.

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[info]tangentialone
2005-10-03 05:19 am UTC (link)
Venn diagrams?

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[info]miss_padfoot
2005-10-03 05:20 am UTC (link)
XD Great minds think alike.

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[info]amxjm
2005-10-03 05:26 am UTC (link)
Apparently, tonight really isn't a good night for me to comprehend user names. I just read yours as "tangenti alone."

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[info]tangentialone
2005-10-03 05:31 am UTC (link)
Heh, you aren't the first person to say that.

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[info]provetheworst
2005-10-04 02:01 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I got "Tangentia Lone."

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[info]miss_padfoot
2005-10-03 05:20 am UTC (link)
"Ven" diagrams, maybe? They're actually spelled Venn diagrams, but she might not have known that.

Ah, the joys of figuring out enigmatic user names!

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[info]sorchar
2005-10-03 04:26 am UTC (link)
Yes!

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[info]mooncalf
2005-10-03 04:29 am UTC (link)
I wonder if she has a boyfriend named bedphilosophyroom.

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[info]delarina
2005-10-03 07:22 am UTC (link)
That's the Final Fantasy with the cross-dressing purple-haired pirate girl, right? Love.

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[info]mooncalf
2005-10-03 07:25 am UTC (link)
Thanks! Yep, that's Final Fantasy 5, with Faris the MANLY PIRATE er girl. And Bartz, who... still thinks Faris is male during that set of screenshots there.

Oh, Bartz. Hee hee hee.

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[info]delarina
2005-10-03 07:25 am UTC (link)
Oh, man, I need to whip that game out again. 16-bits do it better.

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[info]sorchar
2005-10-03 03:33 pm UTC (link)
Hahaha. And a sister named wonderaliceland.

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[info]smo
2005-10-05 07:18 pm UTC (link)
If my username were in that same vein, it would be "deimbt."

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[info]entelodont
2005-10-03 04:09 am UTC (link)
If prettylilpitbul is so concerned for the breed's reputation, why is she being a brainless, hyperaggressive bitch?

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[info]jedilora
2005-10-03 04:12 am UTC (link)
Word.

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[info]koipool
2005-10-03 04:53 am UTC (link)
ICON ICON ICON ICON ICON ICON ICON.

ICON.

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[info]jedilora
2005-10-03 04:55 am UTC (link)
::bows:: Danke. Free with credit.

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[info]mael
2005-10-03 06:40 am UTC (link)
Jesus Christ and his yapping little dog, somebody needs to be euthanised with a spoon. Or gagged. Or have her keyboard inserted into her rectum in non sanitary conditions by a blind nurse.

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(Anonymous)
2005-10-03 08:03 am UTC (link)
If you really want to let your cat outside, and he keeps coming home beat to all hell, maybe he should stay inside?

Or maybe he shouldn't, because keeping a 7-year-old cat that's used to getting out suddenly inside all the time will result in a)the cat becoming miserable, b)the cat going insane, c)the cat driving you insane by destroying everything in your house, or d)a delightful combination thereof.

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[info]chibikaijuu
2005-10-04 01:39 am UTC (link)
We took in a semi-feral cat six years ago. We tried our damndest, but there was NO WAY to make him into a fully indoor cat. It was impossible, so we eventually gave up and let him go in and out, but wouldn't let him stay out at night. Goddamn cat. (He was pretty mean to our existing cat, too, and she's my baby.)

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[info]doomsday
2005-10-04 12:22 pm UTC (link)
Same here. We have had our feral cat, aptly named Spike, about six years and there is no way in hell he would ever settle for being an indoor cat, not that we've ever had indoor-only cats. He wants in and out of the house constantly all day and night and sprays if he's in too long, and he is very confrontational/territorial with my other two cats. He drove the cat we had when we got him (we rescued him at about 4 weeks from his neglectful mother) to live with another family down the street. He is quite a beautiful creature, though, and can be extremely affectionate and purr so loudly you hear him across the room.

More OT, my family's had a long history with scrappy male cats, including him, so we've seen more than a few abcesses. Aside from two that required drainage tubes from the vet, we've lanced them all at home and had no problems. The hardest thing about it is holding the cat down so he doesn't claw your eyes out.

(I hope that rabid pitbull lady doesn't find this and start flaming me. Snatch.)

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[info]rogue
2005-10-03 08:11 am UTC (link)
Sometimes I think that unless your pet's condition is bad enough to end up on one of those oh so dramatic reality cop shows on Animal Planet, that everyone needs to shut up about everyone else's goddamn pets.

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[info]komorebi
2005-10-03 01:12 pm UTC (link)
People in New Zealand say "Vet Nurse". It may not be right in the States, but then neither is Gay Marriage, and in some parts of the States interracial marriage is frowned on. That doesn't make it right. Your way of saying things is not the only way of saying things, and just because it's different it does not make it incorrect.

... I... ack... glah... FUCK?

Um, hi. Unless your cat recieved the abcess while attempting to marry a fellow tom, I think you might need to re-evaluate your comparisons of oppression, here.

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[info]platedlizard
2005-10-03 05:13 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I was following her line of logic until she came up with that. I mean, one of the perks of being a Vet Tech (or Nurse, in this case) is that you really can do certain types of medical stuff to your pets, like lance an abscess. But bringing Gay Marriage into it is just strange.

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[info]elektra3
2005-10-03 09:29 pm UTC (link)
I think what she was saying was that we don't use the phrase "vet nurse" in the states, just as we don't have gay marriage either. But that's a rather stupid analogy, because word usage =/= law.

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[info]aerobot
2005-10-03 02:00 pm UTC (link)
Call me biased, but I think I'll believe the actual vet nurse rather than random people on the internet. Seriously.

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[info]omnicrom
2005-10-03 08:05 pm UTC (link)
Wow, that means I'm biased too! Let's make a biased club.

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[info]telophase
2005-10-03 08:07 pm UTC (link)
Oh come on now, let's not be wacky about it. Surely a total stranger with no professional experience is the one who is correct. I once had a roommate with zero medical experience whatsoever contradict a diagnosis that my doctor gave me and then get angry when I told her I refused to follow her advice in favor of the course of treatment prescribed by the doctor. WTF?

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(Anonymous)
2005-10-04 10:27 pm UTC (link)
But the other person is a *dramatic music* Internet Vet! Kinda like an Internet lawyer who people claims to know when they're backed into a corner.

Example: "Yes, but my Internet Vet degree says you're wrong and I'm right!"

-Anonymouse

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[info]nolifeking
2005-10-03 10:11 pm UTC (link)
It continues with an open letter, and more non-stupid petowners who nevertheless do not seem that bright complaining about how the girl probably is secretly not a vet nurse, ah, and more such "flamming" and merriment.

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