Generalizations! Fresh generalizations! Getcher sweeping generalizations here!
Over at _discussion, theinamorato (He of the "Tell me what you really hate about the opposite gender" fame) announces that he's found proof that evolution doesn't work. Wank, naturally, ensues. Be sure not to miss the part where Southerners are called deformed products of incest, and theinamorato reveals that he's in favor of eugenics.