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luthe ([info]luthe) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-10-03 23:10:00
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Current mood:OMGWTF

It's a shitstorm! No, really.
Ok, so [info]shiroioji posts up a sad tale of woe, bad houseguests, and copious amounts of poo. All is well and disgusting until a mouse shows up, and declares that faggots gay men should be ok with feces, since they like anal sex.

Cue wankstorm.

ETA: And there is 'don't bash the crazy!' wank.

Bride of ETA: [info]jezusofsuburbia arrives to troll wank with a comment about how the fat-bashers need to get a life.

Son of ETA: And yet more 'Don't bash the crazy!'

Return of the ETA: Mousies calling each other names!

Further ETA: Fat people suck! Yeah, well, gay people suck more!

The ETA Strikes Back: My Internet dick is bigger than yours!

The Wrath of ETA: The power of the cunt will make you straight!

Now with more ETA!: [info]halohound1 is threating to get [info]shiroioji's journal bahleeted! Oh noes!

Does this ETA look familiar?: The previously wanked [info]aufdeustchebag returns to tangle with [info]moon_on_ice

All done! Your dedicated wank reporter is off to gargle with bleach now.
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[info]sarracenia
2005-10-04 03:56 am UTC (link)
*facepalm* Why did I look at those pictures when I've had an upset stomach for the last few days? Why?

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[info]sabinelagrande
2005-10-04 04:28 am UTC (link)
Well, I'm off to vomit.

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[info]the_wanlorn
2005-10-04 04:38 am UTC (link)
oh my GODS. I used to be E-FRIENDS with that woman. I could've been TALKING to her while she was creating that mess. That's so fucking disgusting. *gags*

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[info]kijikun
2005-10-04 04:50 am UTC (link)
EWWWWEWWWWW *bleaches brain* How could someone be that gross? I mean EEEW.

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[info]cat_mcdougall
2005-10-04 04:59 am UTC (link)
I... *is still gagging slightly*

Bio-hazards suits, and bleach. And... an autoclave for the silverware. And... bleach. And... some sort of industrial strength disinfectant. And more bleach.

Just... *boggles*

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[info]sashenka
2005-10-04 04:59 am UTC (link)
Wow. I will never let anyone stay in my house. This guy learned a lesson for me. I amost want to send him some money I feel so bad.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/shiroioji/114944.html?thread=844800#t844800

UGH

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Not even gonna COMMENT on all the "fat/crazy/gay" wank...
[info]sarajayechan
2005-10-04 05:14 am UTC (link)
Ugh. That poor guy, I almost wanna send him some money or even some of my old furniture now. Hell, the amount of money he and his friends are gonna need for cleaning supplies alone is probably sky-high!

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[info]nevadafighter
2005-10-04 05:19 am UTC (link)
Dude, and to think people like to act that they're better than animals--even animals wouldn't live in filth like that.

I have a friend coming up to live with my folks and me until she starts work and finds a place, but I know her well enough to have faith this won't happen . . . O.o

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[info]firebad
2005-10-04 05:25 am UTC (link)
ABABA. AHSGFHRYT. GAG. BLUH.

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[info]michmatch
2005-10-04 06:00 am UTC (link)
I know there's probably some great wank in there, but...
OMG EWEWEWEWEW!!
I want a back button on my brain, I seriously need to unknow this!
A curse on DSL!!!!

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[info]innsmouth_eyes
2005-10-04 06:18 am UTC (link)
I can't believe they cleaned it up by themselves. I really think they needed a HAZMAT team to go in and take care of it. There's got to be some dangerous fumes and who knows what diseases.

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(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2005-10-04 08:28 pm UTC

[info]lizzypaul
2005-10-04 06:34 am UTC (link)
Ew ew ew ew ew. I can't handle being at my incontinent grandmother's house for very long, I can't imagine living with that.

On another note, I thought I was the Darth Vader of the gay community. ::pout::

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[info]windex_junkie
2005-10-04 06:42 am UTC (link)
It didn't faze me. I'd already seen this.

The troll, however, hurts my brain something bad. Mr. Orson, is that you?

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[info]moonjaguar
2005-10-04 06:44 am UTC (link)
ECCCCHHHHHHHHH!

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[info]expeliarbum
2005-10-04 06:57 am UTC (link)
Wow, I saw the wank a few hours ago and it wasn't *that* big. Now it was a bride, children, etc.

I've seen worse, being in med school and all, but I feel the overwhelming need to obliviate myself.

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[info]absurdwords
2005-10-04 07:52 am UTC (link)
Ewwww...
Don't feel like having breakfast anymore.

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[info]rachelmap
2005-10-04 07:54 am UTC (link)
*points at icon*

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[info]psychofangirl
2005-10-04 08:41 am UTC (link)
The shitty roomate was most certainly disgusting. I don't think her obesity had anything to do with her obvious problems. Sheesh.

The trolls disgusted. I am sick of people who try to sound persuasive yet bring nothing but sophistry.

I don't scorn obesity and I accept gays. Besides, they're two entirely different things.

Then again, those trolls are nothing but a waste of time. Bah.

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(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2005-10-04 03:08 pm UTC

[info]princessdot
2005-10-04 08:50 am UTC (link)
Er, I think I've been around too many livestock stalls. Those pictures didn't even phaze me.

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[info]doomsday
2005-10-04 09:23 am UTC (link)
You know, I had a roommate one quarter in college who would only wash her hair once a week and liked to eat really pungent Chinese fish dishes in the room. In 90 degree heat, with the window closed. Some days I would walk in and have to walk right back out for a few seconds to neutralize the odor for myself.

However, this lady is by far the most disgusting roommate ever known to man. I'm trying to fathom what it would be like to have to live in a place like that, before or after cleaning, and I fail. I would have to burn everything and move, and I'm sure I would still have problems eating for a long time.

As for the people who are gaybashing and saying gay men shouldn't have a problem with shit, I can only hope they are sterile.

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[info]fishandbicycle
2005-10-04 10:10 am UTC (link)
I'm more worried about the fact that I read the post, shrugged and finished my biscuit.

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[info]aerobot
2005-10-04 12:14 pm UTC (link)
OKAY, I KNOW FROM THE COMMENTS THAT I AIN'T GONNA TOUCH THAT LINK WITH A MILLION FOOT POLE.

SERIOUSLY.

NOT. TOUCHING. IT.

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(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2005-10-04 01:29 pm UTC

[info]sewingmyfish
2005-10-04 03:47 pm UTC (link)
"Don't worry" I said to myself "If I don't read the comment with the pictures I'll be fine, and after all, the story in SA can't be that bad."...

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[info]maev_connacht
2005-10-04 04:00 pm UTC (link)
Can the next ETA be "These aren't the ETAs you're looking for," please?

That said, ohmygodIwanttogougemyeyesoutkthxplzkillmenow.

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[info]elektra3
2005-10-04 05:02 pm UTC (link)
Yeccchhh.

It's at times like these that I'm glad not to have any visual memory.

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