Conspiracy! Conspiracy!
This wank is a little old, and small, but it has a healthy side-order of WTF that beefs it up nicely. queenmadeline was at it again in customers_suck on LJ, bringing us... more hurricane-wank! I walked all the way into the archives and foraged for this because I was bored out of my gourd.

Anyway. Watch as queenmadeline says that Katrina only had a death toll of 80 in Louisiana! Thrill as s/h/it claims big oil has invented a weather machine to create hurricanes for their own profit!

It's tiny, and nobody gets insanely frothy in response (because yeah, hi, troll?) but the WTFuckery is alternately amusing and boggling.

I think the big oil companies might have built some sort of weather machine to generate hurricanes in the gulf coast. This doesn't seem very likely - until you consider how rich they are. Shell made around 9 billion dollars of profits last year, with that kind of money you could do anything.

Includes bonus thread in which queenmadeline bonds with another user, then turns around and declares intent to suicide! Ohnoes!