REAL Gothic wank
Many thanks to the mouse on wank_report!

yarinaosu, whom we last saw laying down the law in japanese_films, is now spreading hir enlightenment over the gothic_lit and 18thcentury communities on LJ.

The mess starts here, with Yarinaosu's pastiche of tl;dr ganked from hir grad school papers. pigeonhed takes offense to... something-or-other, and gets into a massive (and now deleted) pissing match with Yarinaosu. Yarinaosu is banned, and Pigeonhed, a prime wanker in his own right, proceeds to cement his position in the community by bringing it up over and over and wanking with lunifox.

Meanwhile, Our Hero licks hir wounds and takes hir vendetta to 18thcentury to warn the good people there to "Avoid the Gothic Lit Forum". With great skill, s/h/it manages to not only cast aspersions on the eeeevil Gothic Lit forum, but lay down the law about what 18thcentury is about. The good people do not take kindly to the warning, or to the law. When the mod fails to see Yarinaosu's pure, clear vision, Yarinaosu threatens to leave and take all hir friends with hir. The mod helps hir out the door with the banstick. Delicious!

EDIT: As charmian pointed out, Lunifox is a Yarinaosu sock that s/h/it used to continue wanking in the last wank s/h/it starred in. Countdown to Gothic_Lit's catching on: Five... four... three...

UPDATE: ...Two and a half... two and three eighths... two and five sixteenths... Meanwhile, the mod is out of the picture with a broken computer. Yarinaosu/Lunifox continues to be charming, with an extra dollop in his/her/hir/tes own LJ, and LJ Funnies immortalizes the situation in a strip.

UPDATE on the UPDATE: ...One, zero, banned! (The wankstreams cross briefly as someone suggests that the mod might want to appoint a backup mod, and forunlawfulck pops up to suggest one of their friends.)