REAL Gothic wank
Many thanks to the mouse on
wank_report!
yarinaosu, whom we last saw
laying down the law in
japanese_films, is now spreading hir enlightenment over the
gothic_lit and
18thcentury communities on LJ.
The mess starts
here, with Yarinaosu's pastiche of tl;dr ganked from hir grad school papers.
pigeonhed takes offense to... something-or-other, and gets into a massive (and now deleted) pissing match with Yarinaosu. Yarinaosu is banned, and Pigeonhed, a prime wanker in his own right, proceeds to
cement his position in the community by
bringing it up over and
over and wanking with
lunifox.
Meanwhile, Our Hero licks hir wounds and takes hir vendetta to
18thcentury to warn the good people there to "
Avoid the Gothic Lit Forum". With great skill, s/h/it manages to not only cast aspersions on the eeeevil Gothic Lit forum, but lay down the law about what 18thcentury is about. The good people do not take kindly to the warning, or to the law. When the mod fails to see Yarinaosu's pure, clear vision, Yarinaosu threatens to leave and take all hir friends with hir. The mod helps hir out the door with the banstick. Delicious!
EDIT: As
charmian pointed out, Lunifox is a Yarinaosu sock that s/h/it used to continue wanking in the last wank s/h/it starred in. Countdown to Gothic_Lit's catching on: Five... four... three...
UPDATE: ...Two and a half... two and three eighths... two and five sixteenths... Meanwhile, the mod is out of the picture with a broken computer. Yarinaosu/Lunifox
continues to be charming, with an
extra dollop in his/her/hir/tes own LJ, and
LJ Funnies immortalizes the situation in a strip.
UPDATE on the UPDATE: ...One, zero, banned! (The wankstreams cross briefly as someone suggests that the mod might want to appoint a backup mod, and
forunlawfulck pops up to suggest one of their friends.)