More NAAFA Wank
This isn't quite as good as the classic WLS wank, but it has potential all the same. Kyle, NAAFA's resident feeder (which is a wank all its own), posts about his new job working with mentally disabled people, who he says are having their diets controlled by DIETitions (sic). In order to remedy this obvious and egregious human rights violation, he plans to "sneek them food."

NAAFA's sane contingent then posts, telling him this is a horrible idea and that if he thinks human rights abuses are taking place he should report it. Meanwhile, the anti-NAAFA trolls spot their opportunity and move in. As usual, posts are deleted, dissenting voices are silenced, and Kyle posts two more threads attempting to justify his bizarre and delusional behavior (although not, unfortunately, his atrocious spelling). Wank is had by all.