When Alton Brown goes bad, it will look like this.
Found a great website, Cooking for Engineers. People submit their recipes with pictures. Everything from simple to complex and the comments often have great cooking tips and alternatives.

Someone submits Oven Baked Chicken with Rice. Simple, good and a variation on something I've eaten for years. Very first comment?

Gross - only an idiot cooks with sodium laden Campbells soup and no one should be eating white rice with fat chicken parts.

Cooking with butter - jeez. And then to wait an hour -- no real engineer has that kind of time.

Want something that actually won't kill you and takes 20 minutes max [link to troll's website]

Further comments devolve into soup nazi accusations, defense spending analogies and starving children in Nigeria.

Small and silly.