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SilverHawk ([info]silverthoughts) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-10-15 17:28:00
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oh no they didn't
Gossip community, Oh No They Didn't is known for their fare share of snarky remarks, bitchy comments and the endless mocking of Paris Hilton. But what happens when one of the people in the gossip columns checks out what is being said about them?

Over a year ago, Aaron Carter was caught dating an older woman. That older woman was Monique DeCormier.

One year later, Monique DeCormier responds. She never shagged Aaron Carter and hey....her boobs are real. She gives proof of her boobs by posting her MySpace account.

Ah...well...the LJ community gives her the justice she asked for. 700+ comments and it would have went on but the mod decided to call it a day and banned her.

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-10-15 10:05 am UTC (link)
Whoah, definitely a fake - the account, hell if I know anything about boob jobs. None of the pictures are her own which, well, duh?

Take for example, Crystal, a popular music artist from Japan. Candid shots, all of them. Acutally had trouble with fans stealing them a year ago.

Anyone who believes the "Monique" account has a hole in the head.

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[info]moonpigeon
2005-10-16 12:47 am UTC (link)
What are you talking about? No one lies on the internet!

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[info]khym_chanur
2005-10-15 11:47 am UTC (link)
Okay, the picture in the MySpace account of her coming out of the giant egg? Ragged edge of eggshell thrusting up into her crotch = OW OW OWWWWWW!!!

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[info]cat_mcdougall
2005-10-15 12:41 pm UTC (link)
After I got over my OW! reaction... I squinted and realised... That pic looks a lot like Pamela Anderson.

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[info]kannaophelia
2005-10-16 01:14 pm UTC (link)
It's my own fault. I read your description and then I deliberately went looking for it. I have only myself to blame.

~whimpers in horror~

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-10-15 01:03 pm UTC (link)
Is it any surprise that Myspace doesn't work properly on either Firefox or my Internet Explorer? Really?

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[info]silverthoughts
2005-10-15 02:49 pm UTC (link)
I never understood why people have Myspace. That thing always crashes my browser.

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[info]moonjaguar
2005-10-15 04:26 pm UTC (link)
It freezes my whole computer! The autostarting video/music files really kill things. Some of my online friends have Myspace profiles and I've begun to lie about visiting them when they ask me to check em out anymore (looks around shiftily).

I had a Myspace account for about three hours and then deleted it. I didn't really see the point when people can find me via IM, e-mail, my website (when it's up), LJ, JF and a couple message boards.

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[info]annaham
2005-10-16 12:41 am UTC (link)
I am virulently anti-MySpace. It's just...pointless.

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[info]altoidsaddict
2005-10-16 12:48 am UTC (link)
I like it as a way for musicians to connect with their audience, and their show scheduler has been a godsend.

Other than that... I fail to see how it's different from Livejournal, except for the part where it has less features, the blog feature sucks, the code's an albatross, and everyone on there turns into a raging camwhore.

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[info]jaseroque
2005-10-16 12:49 pm UTC (link)
Albatross! Yay, albatross.

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[info]shun_mcdaddy
2005-10-16 01:02 pm UTC (link)
I like it as a way for musicians to connect with their audience

I thought that was for Partronet.

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(Anonymous)
2005-10-17 09:20 pm UTC (link)
I've found it to be a wonderful source for entertaining come-ons from a staggering variety of freaks.

- Queencallipygos on LJ

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[info]moonjaguar
2005-10-15 04:22 pm UTC (link)
People really believe the celebs on Myspace are real?

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-10-15 09:18 pm UTC (link)
One I know for sure is, but she's from Japan.

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[info]radiotrash
2005-10-15 04:59 pm UTC (link)
Wow, they really go through a lot of trouble to make it seem real as they are selling shoes on ebay and on myspace. o_O But the paypal donation thing really takes the cake. XD

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[info]trinculotroll
2005-10-15 09:33 pm UTC (link)
yeah when you get a boob job, which btw i didn't, i had them lifted up and they just got done 2 weeks priar to the photos.

Reading this quote, I'm not sure whether she's refuting the boob job accusation or admitting to it. Her writing is less intelligible and conclusive than Harriet Miers'.

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[info]stickmarionette
2005-10-16 06:49 am UTC (link)
Her writing is less intelligible and conclusive than Harriet Miers'.

I love you. Have my babies?

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[info]trinculotroll
2005-10-17 07:46 pm UTC (link)
Only if we can raise them to value logic and knowledge of constitutional law over cronyism.


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[info]stickmarionette
2005-10-17 08:31 pm UTC (link)
Um...I'm a law student? Does that help? *hopeful look*

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[info]trinculotroll
2005-10-17 10:23 pm UTC (link)
Fabulous. And I'm a journalist, so with those jobs we ought to have enough points on the Canadian immigration test to get work visas. We'll get married there, raise the child with dual citizenship and, when it's old enough, bring it back to begin its reign of terror in the American judiciary system.

Sort of like The Omen. But better.

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[info]stickmarionette
2005-10-18 09:19 am UTC (link)
No need to go to Canada, come to New Zealand! We're always looking for more sane, rational people, we can get a Civil Union and the child can suffer through our public school system (read: do nothing for half of its school career).

(Thank you, I giggled to death.)

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[info]khym_chanur
2005-10-16 09:49 am UTC (link)
She claims that "boob job" = "boob enlargment via implants", so no implants = no boob job.

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[info]goldberry
2005-10-16 06:59 pm UTC (link)
And even if this were, the truth, two weeks - I think not. Even if you did just get a lift, you'd still be wearing your support bra, and your scars (if you had even had all the stitches out at that point) would be at their worst! Honestly, if you're going to lie about something like that, you could at least try to make it vaguely plausible. (And I'm referring to the hypothetical you there, of course).

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[info]goldberry
2005-10-16 09:17 pm UTC (link)
Wow, that's one random comma between "were" and "the truth". *Headdesk*

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[info]expeliarbum
2005-10-16 05:19 am UTC (link)
This has to be a troll. The lack of spelling and grammar is not real, it can't be..

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2005-10-16 04:01 pm UTC (link)
NO THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS. YOU CAN HAVE A LIFT W/O PUTTING IMPLANTS IN, IF YOUR BOOBA ARE NATURALLY BIG BUT NOT AS PERKY AS YOU LIKE YOU CAN GET THEM LIFT. IT'S A LIFT AGMATATION

BOOBA! XDDD

That's my new favourite word.

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[info]goldberry
2005-10-16 07:00 pm UTC (link)
I'm still trying to figure out what "agmatation" was supposed to be. O.o

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[info]mireille
2005-10-16 09:14 pm UTC (link)
"Augmentation," I think...

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[info]goldberry
2005-10-16 09:16 pm UTC (link)
*Nodnods* Yeah, that's probably it - still, that was one stunning misspelling. And if it was just a lift, surely augmentation isn't the word for it. O.o

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Gah...
[info]xero_sky
2005-10-16 09:54 pm UTC (link)
Hey, kids, it's the new Generic Blonde Skank Barbie!!!

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Re: Gah...
[info]chibikaijuu
2005-10-18 01:14 am UTC (link)
Her ribs are frightening and would not be out of place on Jack Skellington. Only Jack is fifty times sexier than she is.

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[info]brown_betty
2005-10-17 12:57 am UTC (link)
I think the best part my be when "her brother" turns up on her myspace journal to defend her:
omg this is so retarted Moe, I can voucher for you also, just like mojo, because your my sister... if you really want me to I can try to get a pk of me and you together when we were younger if i can. These people dont know our family and they dont know wtf theyre talking about, so dont even worry about it. They dont know you, they just know what they see on your calenders and magazines. And for all you people saying stuff, fyi this is the real Monique, I dont care weather you believe me or not, I know it is, okay! And you say Monique tries to act famous? Yeah right, whenever I see moe she never says nething like that. She acts like the normal person that she is should act. And who cares if shes short? Maybe shes not short, maybe its just that your too tall? ever thought about that, k well ill ttyl sis its almost 4:30

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