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Jenova (jenova) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-10-15 18:03:00


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North vs South with bonus Immigrant Wank
Wank in a thread about religious extremists that doesn't have to do with Jesus?

[info]eatsoylentgreen: I can't stand southerners.
[info]prayerchangesit: When the yankees and the immigrants took over it became brusque, self-absorbed, unChristian and not a good place to live.

And so on, plus a rousing round of "You're a bigot!" "No, you are!"


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[info]chaimonkey
2005-10-15 11:03 pm UTC (link)
I'm a bigot!

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[info]the_wanlorn
2005-10-16 01:55 am UTC (link)
No, I am!

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(no subject) - [info]littleshebear, 2005-10-16 02:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2005-10-16 02:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-10-16 06:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2005-10-16 03:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-10-16 10:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2005-10-16 10:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-10-16 06:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosalita, 2005-10-16 05:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-10-16 10:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosalita, 2005-10-16 11:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2005-10-16 10:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]goldberry, 2005-10-16 07:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-10-16 10:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-10-16 06:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2005-10-16 03:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-10-16 10:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2005-10-16 10:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-10-16 10:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2005-10-16 10:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-10-16 10:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2005-10-16 10:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2005-10-17 03:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littleshebear, 2005-10-16 10:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]littleshebear, 2005-10-16 10:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2005-10-16 10:45 pm UTC

[info]visp
2005-10-17 11:19 am UTC (link)
Here's a bigot, there's a bigot, and another little bigot.

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(no subject) - [info]lurker32, 2005-10-18 06:58 am UTC

[info]circumstance
2005-10-15 11:20 pm UTC (link)
What would it be like to live in a place where you can say "Merry Christmas" and not "happy holiday," or"season's greetings", the time off from school is "Easter vacation" and not "spring break"? What would it be like to know the schools are teaching the Bible, and not how to wear a condom?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh noes! The Christians are being persecuted again! If only we had some Christians in high office, then we wouldn't have this....

Oh wait.

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[info]teratologist
2005-10-15 11:25 pm UTC (link)
What would it be like to live in a place where you can say "Merry Christmas" and not "happy holiday," or"season's greetings", the time off from school is "Easter vacation" and not "spring break"? What would it be like to know the schools are teaching the Bible, and not how to wear a condom?

It sounds - and was - fucking awful.

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(no subject) - chief, 2005-10-16 10:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2005-10-17 07:46 am UTC

hereforthewank
2005-10-15 11:30 pm UTC (link)
Granted I don't have the best memory in the world, but I can't recall a single instance of a public school teacher ever teaching me how to wear a condom.
I feel cheated!

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(no subject) - [info]c_chan, 2005-10-15 11:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]xanos, 2005-10-16 01:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]back_button, 2005-10-16 02:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-10-16 05:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]xanos, 2005-10-16 06:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-10-16 06:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2005-10-16 09:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2005-10-17 08:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2005-10-17 04:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-10-16 06:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-10-17 10:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2005-10-16 02:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annaham, 2005-10-16 03:04 am UTC
(no subject) - flightstothesea, 2005-10-16 03:56 am UTC
(no subject) - redwarrior, 2005-10-16 08:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]telophase, 2005-10-16 03:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-10-16 05:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-10-16 06:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-10-16 06:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]red_eft, 2005-10-16 05:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-10-16 06:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-10-16 06:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2005-10-16 03:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-10-16 05:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2005-10-16 10:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2005-10-16 07:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]c_chan, 2005-10-16 11:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iscoffy, 2005-10-19 08:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarracenia, 2005-10-15 11:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]somnambulicious, 2005-10-16 01:21 am UTC
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[info]tangentialone
2005-10-16 02:55 am UTC (link)
What would it be like to live in a place where you can say "Merry Christmas" and not "happy holiday," or"season's greetings"

Generic greetings: They're like oppression, in a way.

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[info]isntitironic
2005-10-16 03:55 am UTC (link)
I do say "merry christmas" because the alternatives sound dumb, and "easter break" and "spring break" are kinda interchangeable.

And my school taught both the bible and condoms. We studied the Old Testament in English class! It was a great break from all the damn Shakespeare.

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(no subject) - [info]selene_avis, 2005-10-16 04:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2005-10-16 03:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-10-16 05:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2005-10-17 06:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-10-17 09:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2005-10-17 09:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-10-17 12:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2005-10-17 01:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-10-17 01:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2005-10-17 01:39 pm UTC

[info]selene_avis
2005-10-16 04:22 am UTC (link)
You know, at first I was agreeing, since I do generally say "Merry Christmas". 'Cause, dude, I've been to service, like, twice. But the person kept on typing and revealed themself to be a fool.

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[info]mael
2005-10-16 04:48 am UTC (link)
I lived there, and it's exactly the same. Trust me. YOUR WORLD WILL NOT CHANGE IF YOU CAN SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS OR HAPPY EASTER. I swear.

*rolls eyes*

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[info]luthe
2005-10-16 05:46 am UTC (link)
Happy non-denominational, absolutely generic, only-related-to-religion-if-you-want-it-to-be Winter Holiday. And enjoy your conviently related to the vernal equinox and the phase of the moon vacation.

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(no subject) - [info]skewed_tartan, 2005-10-16 06:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]isobelsomething, 2005-10-16 04:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jat_sapphire, 2005-10-16 08:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]squib, 2005-10-16 08:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eclair, 2005-10-16 12:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]isobelsomething, 2005-10-16 04:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - redwarrior, 2005-10-16 08:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]brick_me, 2005-10-16 01:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2005-10-16 03:00 pm UTC

[info]rogue
2005-10-16 12:25 am UTC (link)
Ok, how about I have 6 kids and I don't have time?

... Yet you have time to get in a flamewar online?

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(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-10-16 06:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gloria_mundi, 2005-10-17 04:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rogue, 2005-10-17 04:10 am UTC

[info]jetamors
2005-10-16 12:29 am UTC (link)
Oh yes. My mother regularly pines for the days when the Klan marched unhooded in the town parades. *rolleyes*

They don't call 'em the bad old days for no reason, people!

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(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-10-16 06:08 am UTC

[info]esclaramonde
2005-10-16 12:45 am UTC (link)
Okay, how does "buying Bibles and tracts in different languages and leaving them on park benches" = trying to communicate with non-English-speakers?

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(no subject) - [info]vigilanterodent, 2005-10-16 01:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2005-10-16 05:35 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-10-17 03:51 pm UTC

[info]sabinelagrande
2005-10-16 01:17 am UTC (link)
Now, more than ever, I need a "Stop being Southern, you're making me look bad" icon.

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(no subject) - [info]grand_sealink, 2005-10-16 02:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]grand_sealink, 2005-10-16 02:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sabinelagrande, 2005-10-16 02:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]grand_sealink, 2005-10-16 04:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sadisticferret, 2005-10-16 05:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]grand_sealink, 2005-10-16 12:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankismyfandom, 2005-10-16 05:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sabinelagrande, 2005-10-16 06:50 am UTC
(no subject) - coreopsis, 2005-10-16 11:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosalita, 2005-10-16 05:20 pm UTC
With Apologies to Tom Lehrer...
[info]rachelmap
2005-10-16 02:39 am UTC (link)
I wanna go back to Dixie,
Take me back to dear ol' Dixie,
That's the only li'l ol' place for li'l ol' me.
Ol' times there are not forgotten,
Whuppin' slaves and pickin' cotton,
And waitin' for the Robert E. Lee.
(It was never there on time.)
I'll go back to the Swanee,
Where pellagra makes you scrawny,
And the Honeysuckle clutters up the vine
I really am a-fixin'
To go home and start a-mixin'
Down below that Mason-Dixon line.

Oh, poll tax, how I love ya, how I love ya,
My dear old poll tax.

Won'tcha come with me to Alabammy,
Back to the arms of my dear ol' Mammy,
Her cookin's lousy and her hands are clammy,
But what the hell, it's home.
Yes, for paradise the Southland is my nominee.
Jes' give me a ham hock and a grit of hominy.

I wanna go back to Dixie
I wanna be a dixie pixie
And eat cornpone 'til it's comin' outta my ears
I wanna talk with Southern gentlemen
And put my white sheet on again,
(I ain't seen one good lynchin' in years.)
The land of the boll weevil,
Where the laws are medieval,
Is callin' me to come and evermore roam.
I wanna go back to the Southland,
That "y'all" and "shet-ma-mouth" land,
Be it ever so decadent,
There's no place like home.

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Re: With Apologies to Tom Lehrer... - [info]chibikaijuu, 2005-10-17 02:48 am UTC

[info]isntitironic
2005-10-16 03:54 am UTC (link)
Their usernames just amuse the hell out of me for some reason.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-10-16 05:28 am UTC (link)
Dear prayerchangesit,

We New Yorkers are usually nice amiable people until we have the displeasure of running into bigoted fuckwits like you. And trust us, there's plenty of you around. In fact, the whole world is swimming with you bastards, which makes me wish Mother Nature would douche once in a while.

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(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-10-16 03:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-10-17 05:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kylenne, 2005-10-16 03:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-10-17 05:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]visp, 2005-10-17 11:13 am UTC

[info]skewed_tartan
2005-10-16 07:30 am UTC (link)
What do ya'll think of this? I'm really interested in it. It's a movement to get all Christians to move to South Carolina, and either pass state laws that reflect our beliefs or eventually secede if that's not possible.

Um...didn't they already try that? I don't recall it going over so well either.

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(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-10-16 02:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]trinculotroll, 2005-10-17 08:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amxjm, 2005-10-17 09:45 pm UTC

dracothelizard
2005-10-16 01:25 pm UTC (link)
"And I took French and Latin in college (not that I remember much) but I've only run into one French person and NO ANCIENT ROMANS! Can you believe it? What a waste of an education."

Heehee! Okay, props to prayerchangesit for that one. How dare there not be any Ancient Romans in modern day US?!

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(no subject) - [info]mydruthers, 2005-10-16 03:28 pm UTC

[info]aerobot
2005-10-16 03:22 pm UTC (link)
So being Southern is grounds for DISCRIMINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATION?

Wow, it's amazing how far people will go for a inferiority complex.

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(no subject) - [info]silrana, 2005-10-17 03:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-10-17 10:58 am UTC

[info]kylenne
2005-10-16 03:28 pm UTC (link)
Am I the only one that keeps reading "prayerchangesit" as "prayerchangesshit"?

It's probably just my oppressive yankee Pagan brain.

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(no subject) - [info]isobelsomething, 2005-10-16 04:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-10-16 04:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]also_not_a_pipe, 2005-10-16 11:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]symbeline, 2005-10-18 04:56 am UTC

[info]sparkofmyteens
2005-10-16 03:41 pm UTC (link)
Oh, jeebz. Anyone who quotes Bill O'Reilly because he's such a fine source of journalistic truth and integrity loses automatically in my opinion. Ow.

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(no subject) - jenova, 2005-10-16 03:57 pm UTC

redwarrior
2005-10-16 08:13 pm UTC (link)
Hey, let's say "You're both bigots, asswipes" and leave it at that?

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[info]rachel_pi
2005-10-16 10:42 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, us white Christians really are oppressed. Wouldn't it be nice if we could have some sort of majority in just one country? Or maybe a few Christian politicians? Could we maybe manage that?

*headdesk*

prayerchangesit officially loses any points by
1) Quoting Bill O'Reilly as a believable source. Bitch, please. That man wouldn't know an actual fact if it bit him in the ass.
2) Embarassing history majors. Ok, so, yeah, the Pilgrims left England and founded a new colony for religious reasons (and really, can you blame the English for kicking them out?) But Virginia, I seem to remember being founded in large part because they were looking to make a profit. Georgia was originally intended as a debtors' colony. Pennsylvania and Rhode Island were all about the religious freedom. I know this and I don't even study American history!

Also, I feel very cheated that my atheistic, corrupted public high school never taught us to put condoms on bananas. We just saw the icky pictures of STDs.

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(no subject) - [info]livviebway, 2005-10-16 11:01 pm UTC

 
   
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