Looking up an old girlfriend: Gyno-wank!
Ah, customers_suck. You never fail to entertain.

dr_internet, a receptionist for an OB/GYN, makes the following post, reprinted here in case it gets bahleeted:


So I work at an OBGYN office, and as anyone who works there knows, we are dealing with people who are either pregnant and bitchy or calling in about their stank, infested snatches all day. Once you've worked in a place like this long enough, you sort of become immune to stank, infested vagina talk. Ah, I've digressed. So after a day full of getting bitched at by fat cow preggos, this slightly famous newscaster comes in claiming that she has a appointment. Well, guess what? She doesn't and the dr.'s aren't going to see her because she always pulls this kind of crap. So I was all:

"I'm sorry, you cant be seen today, why dont we schedule an appointment"
"Dr. H promised to see me?"
"Oh, really? That's odd. Dr. H is on a 3 month leave."

And then the bitch starts SCREAMING AT ME. Telling me how she doesn't have the TIME to come back because she's so busy and if I had a REAL career I would know what that's like. Man, it took all the strength I had, but I had to bite my lip. So does she stop? Of course not. She starts rubbing it in! Talking about all the people she has to meet and the places she has to be. Piss off, lady! If you know my job stinks of rancid vaginas, why are you rubbing it in!

So one of the other doctors who i dont like very much comes out and agrees to see her and tells me to "fetch" her chart. Yes, the doctor actually said FETCH. And the news bitch just smirked at me.

So of coure I go and get her chart. Yep, what do you know. Herpes. Dumb bitch.

But the story isn't over yet! So I go home and I blog about it, and even though I don't use her name, I make it quite clear who she is. Later that night, totally forgetting that I did it, I joined youcantwrite and the_reviewers, well not only did they critique my writing in such a fashion that made me want to delete (which I later did, most of my entries anyway) but one of the guys who was in the_reviewers was RELATED to the woman and threatened to sue me. Yes, someone threatened to sue me over the mother floofing internet. I dunno, I felt really bad, so I deleted almost everything in my journal and vowed to do two things:

#1. first, become a better writer cuz that means more than anything
#2. never talk about patients on the internet OOPS!
#3. quit my job.

yup, i wont be fetching for much longer. assholes.


volare is the first to respond:


"Criminal penalties may be imposed on any person or entity that knowingly and in violation of HIPAA uses or causes to be used or discloses PHI [personal health information]. In such event, the violator may be fined up to $50,000 to $250,000 and/or imprisoned for not more than one year, or up to ten years depending on the nature and extent of the violation."

sleep well.
idiot.


The OP responds, and they're off.

Other highlights include:

ZOMG only sluts get herpes!

I went to j-school, so I know the law!

"I hope hell opens up and swallows you and that you be repeatedly sodomized by the devil himself."

Good times, good times.