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A Pale Fire ([info]palefire) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-10-25 18:02:00


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Current mood:*sporfle!*

My first wank...
...which sadly, is only a follow-up to this one. [info]djmedieval is e-threatended with a lawsuit because someone on a community he moderates said something naughty about someone else. [info]sus_scrofa appears on the scene to threaten some more. Cue the splooge!

Personal bests:

Calling someone a stalker on the internet is serious business!

I don't know anything about law, but I know INTERNETZ law!

Whoops! Showed yer hand there, pardner!

Not a big wank, but an amusing one.



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[info]emlan
2005-10-25 10:33 pm UTC (link)
Dammit, all I see is talk and no action, shame on you sus_scrofa!

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[info]smo
2005-10-25 10:44 pm UTC (link)
She is talking about me because she just is.

Toddler logic. Gotta love it.

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[info]issendai
2005-10-26 01:42 am UTC (link)
That'll fly well in court, that will.

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[info]smo
2005-10-26 02:16 am UTC (link)
Like a katana at a helicopter.

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[info]xanos
2005-10-26 08:53 pm UTC (link)
I dunno, that katana flew a lot better than one would expect it to...

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[info]smo
2005-10-26 09:00 pm UTC (link)
Didn't hit its intended target, though.

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[info]jamezverusaum
2005-10-25 11:02 pm UTC (link)
~cracks up~ DJmedieval is a friend of mine.. I told him this would most likely end up here.

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(Anonymous)
2005-10-27 06:32 pm UTC (link)
I am?

oh, right. I am ;)

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[info]jamezverusaum
2005-10-27 06:34 pm UTC (link)
smart ass.. lol

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[info]sabinelagrande
2005-10-26 01:42 am UTC (link)
Once again, the internets needs a court.

Though, closing arguments should probably be condensed to JPEGs.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2005-10-26 01:51 am UTC (link)
Now I'm picturing someone using the O RLY? owl as an objection. Hee.

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[info]sabinelagrande
2005-10-26 01:53 am UTC (link)
..That's almost required at the internets court.

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[info]smo
2005-10-26 02:17 am UTC (link)
And when the judge bangs the gavel, s/he gets to shout, "PWNED!"

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hereforthewank
2005-10-26 02:59 am UTC (link)
How do I get that job?

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-10-26 03:34 am UTC (link)
Screw the President.

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hereforthewank
2005-10-26 05:32 am UTC (link)
Luckily for my keyboard, I wasn't drinking anything when I saw your icon.

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[info]smo
2005-10-26 03:37 am UTC (link)
That's what I'd like to know.

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-10-26 03:37 am UTC (link)
Let's recap:
[info]sus_scrofa: Why don't you smarties throw in that I'm a pedophile too. Your smugness is going to make this outcome that I know is coming extra hilarious. LOLERFAHJT LOL OKIE :))
[info]djmedieval: Okay, pedophile.
[info]sus_scrofa: This is going to be awesome.
Ah, the birth of a wank! Such a beautiful thing!

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I feel this picture is appropriate
[info]hysteria
2005-10-26 03:37 am UTC (link)
http://games.shizzle.be/wp-content/images/050805_phoenix-wright-ace-attorney.jpg

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Re: I feel this picture is appropriate
[info]mael
2005-10-26 06:33 pm UTC (link)
I see your picture and raise you a Harvey Birdman!

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[info]minibalrogmum
2005-10-26 03:38 am UTC (link)
Hee, icon.

I keep waiting for the International Court of Crimes Against the Internet to intervene. Prerably with lawyers in wigs.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-10-26 05:08 am UTC (link)
Is it just me, or does anyone else read sus_scrofa as sus_scrotum?

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[info]saralina25
2005-10-26 05:26 am UTC (link)
Well now I do

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-10-26 05:47 am UTC (link)
XD

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[info]lurker32
2005-10-26 07:23 am UTC (link)
I read it as sus_scrofula, but I'm a dweeb.

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[info]hangingfire
2005-10-26 03:58 pm UTC (link)
Fellow dweeb reporting in.

Worse, I think my mind also jumped that way because of the "djmedieval" username. How dweebish is that?

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[info]lurker32
2005-10-27 02:37 am UTC (link)
That makes sense.

*dons dweeb club hat*

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[info]frequentmouse
2005-10-26 06:24 pm UTC (link)
Me, I just keep trying to figure out why anyone would want the scientific name of the boar as their user name.

Unless it's just fair warning?

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-10-26 09:13 pm UTC (link)
I'd feel bad for the boar if it was. Nothing deserves to be attatched to a jackass like sus_scrofa.

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(Anonymous)
2005-10-27 08:29 pm UTC (link)
There you go insulting innocent donkeys.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-10-27 10:15 pm UTC (link)
Well, I'll admit I'm biased. What's a donkey done for me lately?

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[info]entelodont
2005-10-27 02:17 am UTC (link)
Because pigs are AWESOME. I should note I got my username from a group of prehistoric pig relatives (some up to 6 feet at the shoulder!), so I'm biased.

Don't hate on the piggies because an Internet idiot has muddied their good name. ;_;

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[info]mael
2005-10-26 06:34 pm UTC (link)
Considering scrofa means female pig in Italian, well, sus_scrofa is amusing enough.

I can almost hear her snuffle at mud.

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(Anonymous)
2005-10-26 02:40 pm UTC (link)
Woot, someone linked me to this entry and said "omg your journal got wanked" and I was like "oh shit." Thankfully it didn't get written up with me being wanktastic. :D

-djmedieval

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(Anonymous)
2005-10-26 06:47 pm UTC (link)
you're so not the wank in question, however if you show this link to the wanker, he'll probably start whining, and threaten a lawsuit

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(Anonymous)
2005-10-27 06:36 pm UTC (link)
I wonder if I should. :D

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(Anonymous)
2005-10-28 01:29 am UTC (link)
You need to get youself unsuspended from lj. i think theres a way you can do it by letting them know that sus_scrofa is a fucking insane lair. I think there is something you have to file to get unsuspended?

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[info]issendai
2005-10-26 03:24 pm UTC (link)
Is anyone attuned enough to the feng shui of this wank to explain why sus_scrofa is e-suing djmedieval and not boirozzlyn? I totally get that boirozzlyn's icon is scarier and boirozzlyn talks like they could kick sus_scrofa's teeth out through the modem connection with the power of their mind, but, uh, the legal foundation, it is not so much there.

Not that it's there anyways, and I can't even find the post where boirozzlyn calls a mysterious third party who may or may not be sus_scrofa a stalker. But hey, I like my wank, like my disaster movies, to at last pretend to be in the same room as logic.

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(Anonymous)
2005-10-27 01:12 am UTC (link)
Sus_scrofa is her troll buddy. OOooops. Did I say troll!!! Someone sue me!!

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[info]jamezverusaum
2005-10-27 11:55 pm UTC (link)
nice.. now sus_scrofa got djmedieval suspended on LJ..

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(Anonymous)
2005-10-28 12:01 am UTC (link)
<3

~djmedieval

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[info]jamezverusaum
2005-10-28 12:20 am UTC (link)
:)

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[info]naienko
2005-10-28 12:10 am UTC (link)
Damn that wank slices close to home.

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TDarklighter
(Anonymous)
2005-10-28 10:56 am UTC (link)
For once I didn't have to be the one having to mess with the crazy bitch. It's actually more amusing to post-mortemly observe it all rather than being the one having to deal with a completely batshit crazy nutter that absolutely seems to have a "Who to Harass This Week" raffle hat sitting on their hamster cage.

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