Holy holy holy, posturing and wanky~
Or, "This is what happens when a New Convert decides she has to to prove her holy-dom to the world. LOUDLY."

And the seven thunders uttered, in essence, You're not a REAL AND PROPER Catholic if you disagree with me, you pagans!

Now, I'm a lapsed Catholic. Very lapsed. And I have no idea where the OP is getting some of her claims from. Because dude? Last I checked Catholics didn't think all non-Catholics were hellbound, lax, slovenly sinners who have stray-ed from the Tuh-roo Pay-yuth of the Lor-duh. Or something.

Bonus materials include: Potshots at Anglicanism! Claims on the part of the OP that she has found the Tuh-roo Pay-tuth and everyone else has stumbled onto the Paved Shoulder! The OP comparing herself to The Big Man Himself, Jesus! Bible-based ZINGS!

And some very un-wanky discussion that made me happy.

Not horrifically fappy, as wanks go but the Bible-bonking fundy-fapgasm on the part of the OP MUST be seen to be believed. Holy damns, girl; masturbation's against the Catholic teachings, too, so type with both hands already.