you put US presidents and 'older' men together, and you will get wank
This wank is about three days old, and it's not exactly huge, but anyway.

So we start off with euterpe35's post at the metaquotes community on LJ, in which she is quoting someone else commenting on the sexiness of Woodrow Wilson. All goes fine for a bit, people discuss history and all of the rest of it, but then extrophic_ghost replies to someone else's comment with this:

You must realize that after women got the right to vote only the most physically attractive out of the presidential candidates have been elected.

And yeah, it's all downhill from there on.

extrophic_ghost
Metaquotes is liberal girl headquarters.

euterpe35
a lot of the vintage_meat community find hotness in intelligence and a certain air of mastery. It's why we like 'em older.

extrophic_ghost
No. You "like 'em older" because you're a bunch of teenage girls with electra complexes.

HELLO LOOK AT THE STATISTICS I AM CLEARLY COOLER THAN YOU AND THEREFORE WIN ALL POINTLESS INTERNET ARGUMENTS.

extrophic_ghost
You must be very sad and lonely. To be over forty but still posting in livejournal communities.

Then there's a little bit of extra wank further down the thread, again with extrophic_ghost.

Like when I see Condi Rice, Even though I know she's evil, I can't help but wonder what she looks like naked and imagine having sex with her in all different kinds of positions. So that makes me like her more.

If the presidents were all girls I don't think I'd be able to maintain objectivity either.