Mock the Stupid drama
Credobacchus posts the following to Mock the Stupid:

I used to have this friend. He was decidedly Gothic, bringing every single stereotype to life. He wore only black, swore he was a Satanist, talked about the blackness of his soul all the time.

So one day he comes to me to show me something he says is awesome. He rolls up his sleeve, and I start laughing as he tells me the Devil told him to carve this into his arm as a sign of worship.

It said "Satin".

The usual mocking ensues until Melysni says "Ha ha, even Satan thinks you're gay", and the drama begins. Marvel at her backpedalling! Delight in the way she just doesn’t get it! Gaze in wonder as she breaks jurisimprudence laws! The drama may be small but it has it all, including logic that makes you go 'buh?' Enjoy!