Fluffywuffy navel-gazing wank
We've seen enough wanks from people who seem to think they're a metaphorical messiah of some sort, but never before have we had the pleasure of witnessing the actual birth of a cult!

gypsyjen has decided that the world needs a new religion, and that she is the one wise enough to usher in its birth. And lo, she stood forth upon the mountainside and promoted it.

At first I admit I thought this was cute in a stupid naive New Age way, but then I read the profile and my wank sensors started blinking wildly. Here's the part I liked best:

"In order to avoid stagnation and politics, I, GypsyJen, reserve the right of final approval/veto. (Someone needs to do it, and I am the one who started this.) That said, as long as you are genuinely trying to build, I will listen to what you have to say with an open mind. I will only maintain this status until the book/basis of the faith is complete and a firmly grounded leadership can be formed."

All hail GypsyJen. If you agree with Her take on religion, you too can be one of Her loyal disciples spreading Her Word!

So far the only person posting is the Second Coming Herself, and she's already earnestly revising "Fundamental Truths," planning new holidays, and rehashing Dune. On the bright side, for once it's not mean nasty ugly wank...it's more of a glorious happy glittery-silver haze of self-gratification. Enjoy!