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Damien Raptore ([info]damien) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-11-13 17:37:00


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J Lo causes wanking (minds out of gutter, people) over at ohnotheydidnt
Over at Oh No They Didn't, [info]actually_love posts about how she hates J Lo for deliberately taunting the PETA by eating KFC products.

First comment is on how J Lo is fat, but that's not what brings the wank. XD There's quite a bit of PETA hate, including a comment that references South Park, and eventually, [info]iamfuckingrusk complains about the PETA hate.

Cue thebitingfaery calling troll. [info]iamfuckingrusk tries to explain he's not a troll, just someone who had his old journal banned, but thebitingfaery isn't buying it. Meanwhile, a little further down, there's a happy reunion of ONTD regulars who all had their original accounts banned.

Someone actually posts a link to a site about why the PETA is hated and [info]iamfuckingrusk is placated. But then [info]ajamace starts up a different thread in defense of the PETA, and of course, thebitingfaery pops up over there as well to be as condescending as possible, only have to [info]___3x5 point out that "Just because someone doesn't agree with you doesn't mean they're a troll."

[info]againstbri points out the flaw in J Lo's logic, [info]badxfaith asks why isn't anyone thinking about Sudan, and [info]washie wants to go home and fry up a nice bucket of J Lo fat.

[info]februaryskye screams for the mods and gets called a snitch.

[info]annaontheradio calls the thebitingfaery vs. [info]iamfuckingrusk multi-thread debates the ultimate ONTD battle.

Edited for a few more highlights:

[info]androganus wants to know why the PETA is all white. And [info]washie thinks that anyone who likes Paris isn't worth listening to. But I'm pretty sure she lists Britney as a 'cool' celeb somewhere, even though I can't find the comment any longer.


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[info]quickfade
2005-11-13 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Heee, read this earlier but it hadn't exploded as much then.

thebitingfaery might want to see a doctor about that having to have the last word in every damn thread problem of hers.

But she has proved that she's a wanker of many talents. Not only was she almost a sex therapist, but she's also done a 6 bazillion word dissertation lots of research on PETA.

Sweetie.

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[info]damien
2005-11-14 01:32 am UTC (link)
I went there because of the OTF wank report on something else, ran into that and decided to post quickly before someone else snagged the prize. ^_~

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[info]tao_tao
2005-11-14 01:44 am UTC (link)
All that AND she's a member of fandom_wank for months. No wonder she always wins her debates.

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(no subject) - [info]damien, 2005-11-14 05:30 am UTC

[info]emiweebee
2005-11-14 04:13 am UTC (link)
Pff. She had nothing to say about my more pointed comments on FW, so she only has to have the last word if she can twist yours. If you can provide concrete evidence against her, she just...disappears.

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[info]doomsday
2005-11-14 12:48 am UTC (link)
Someone needs to send thebitingfaery the "turn off computer" pic from that FMA stalker wank. I wonder if she argues like that in RL or only on the internet, because someone who loves her should have said, "You're making a complete ass of yourself," a long time ago.

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(Anonymous)
2005-11-14 12:57 am UTC (link)
Seriously. She's an incredibly active wanker. Nothing better to do with her time? :P

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(no subject) - [info]napoleon, 2005-11-14 02:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]keri, 2005-11-14 04:38 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]keri, 2005-11-15 06:17 am UTC
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[info]bangoskank
2005-11-14 06:04 pm UTC (link)
Someone with more time on their hands than me needs to make her a post in fwgreatesthits.

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(no subject) - [info]damien, 2005-11-14 11:21 pm UTC

[info]jira
2005-11-14 01:02 am UTC (link)
Bweehee! This is funny! Thank you. *reads with delight* Effing morons. :P

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[info]damien
2005-11-14 01:36 am UTC (link)
Whee, thanks. XD Glad my first post went over well ^_^

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[info]kookaburra
2005-11-14 01:18 am UTC (link)
JLo is fat now? On what planet?

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[info]damien
2005-11-14 01:34 am UTC (link)
Their own little planet? I've always thought she's attractive, big butt and all.

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(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2005-11-14 02:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napoleon, 2005-11-14 02:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]damien, 2005-11-14 04:48 am UTC

[info]omega
2005-11-14 11:15 am UTC (link)
On ONTD they consider Calista Flockhart a heifer. I keep hoping it's just flippant jesting, but with teenage girls these days, you just can't tell.

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[info]bubosquared
2005-11-14 02:28 pm UTC (link)
Well, you know, she has an arse, so clearly she's OMGSOFAT! Me, I'll be in my corner mourning the disappearance of arses lately. (Seriously, what is up with that? I keep seeing these girls who have a back, and legs, and nothing in between. Doesn't that hurt when they sit down? o_O)

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(no subject) - [info]rachel_pi, 2005-11-14 06:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]damien, 2005-11-15 01:51 am UTC

[info]lurker32
2005-11-14 01:27 am UTC (link)
It's understood that humans are going to test producst on animals and eat animals. All PETA asks is that the animals are not in horrible pain before being killed - that they are killed humanely.

That's why they FREAK THE FUCK OUT if anybody ever does anything remotely carnivorous. I love the ikkle bunnies as much as anybody, but please.

*uses OMGANIMALABUSE icon*

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(no subject) - [info]damien, 2005-11-14 01:33 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]damien, 2005-11-14 05:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2005-11-14 08:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]damien, 2005-11-14 08:12 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]damien, 2005-11-14 11:31 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]damien, 2005-11-14 04:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]papervolcano, 2005-11-14 02:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]damien, 2005-11-14 04:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_padfoot, 2005-11-14 06:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-11-14 03:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]damien, 2005-11-14 04:05 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-11-15 01:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caoilte, 2005-11-14 08:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_arel, 2005-11-14 10:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]damien, 2005-11-15 01:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-11-14 10:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittikattie, 2005-11-14 11:17 am UTC
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[info]lunarei
2005-11-14 01:46 am UTC (link)
I feel sorry of PETA, sometimes... I mean, they're really trying to do something good, but I guess they come off looking like hippie freaks sometimes.

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(no subject) - [info]napoleon, 2005-11-14 02:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lunarei, 2005-11-14 02:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emiweebee, 2005-11-14 04:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2005-11-14 04:55 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2005-11-14 06:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]runrunmarch, 2005-11-14 07:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]emiweebee, 2005-11-14 08:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pipssister, 2005-11-14 08:44 pm UTC

[info]expeliarbum
2005-11-14 02:20 am UTC (link)
I'm starting to think thebitingfaery and [info]the_faery_queen (or whatever) are the very same person. Or something.

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(no subject) - [info]drworm, 2005-11-14 02:40 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]damien, 2005-11-14 04:56 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-11-14 10:57 am UTC
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[info]napoleon
2005-11-14 02:31 am UTC (link)
I don't know if I should be proud or ... ironic-i-fied that [Bad username: the_biting_faery] is using this icon of mine.

She had a few good points, but, Jesus, she didn't need to hammer them in so damn hard.

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(no subject) - [info]jedilora, 2005-11-14 02:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napoleon, 2005-11-14 03:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]damien, 2005-11-14 04:54 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]napoleon, 2005-11-14 08:22 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-11-14 02:39 am UTC (link)
It's like putting two pissed off beetles in a cage and watching them nibble on each other--to the death!

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[info]angelhunter
2005-11-14 02:43 am UTC (link)
Is it just me or is that woman involved in almost every second wank that had been posted here the last days? o_O

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(no subject) - [info]moonpigeon, 2005-11-14 02:47 am UTC
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[info]moonpigeon
2005-11-14 02:43 am UTC (link)
ONTD. I want to take each and every one of the regulars, stuff them into a building, and light it on fire. Their netspeak, bad grammar and all around stupidity hurts my brain.

If only there was such a thing as wank burnout, we wouldn't have to deal with this faery broad anymore.

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[info]jat_sapphire
2005-11-14 02:44 am UTC (link)
So, am I understanding this? People banned from ONTD make not-even-really-faux IDs, rejoin, and boast of having been banned? And this rusk idiot chooses an icon just to cause arguments and thinks of himself as so, so creative for getting into arguments, and yet he's not a troll at all?

WTF?

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(no subject) - [info]damien, 2005-11-14 04:45 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]omega, 2005-11-14 11:22 am UTC

[info]platedlizard
2005-11-14 03:20 am UTC (link)
Dear God. Boomstick's Carrot Top icon. *is scared*

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[info]geekmagirl
2005-11-14 06:22 am UTC (link)
So, countdown until the "I am not a secks therapist, o rly!" woman starts commenting everyone here to let us know that SHE FINDS THIS FUNNY, SHE REALLY DOES O RLY!

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(no subject) - [info]damien, 2005-11-14 06:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]geekmagirl, 2005-11-14 06:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]totchipanda, 2005-11-14 06:52 am UTC

redwarrior
2005-11-14 09:47 pm UTC (link)
Whole tons o' batshit up in here.

PETA= Jerkoffs. (Even though I'm a vegetarian myself. It's just a personal thing and not a Huge Crusade to Save the World, so I don't care if you eat meat. Just don't expect me to eat it.)

J. Lo= Tacky for Wearing Any Sort of Fur. And Completely Missing the Point.

Wankers= A Whole Lotta Insanity...with A Side of Popcorn Chicken.

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[info]apoplexia
2005-11-14 11:00 pm UTC (link)
If you sped that icon up a bit, you might just be able to get it to sync up with the bit in Devo's cover of "Satisfaction" where they go: babybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybaby

You know. If that was your thing.

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(no subject) - [info]damien, 2005-11-14 11:09 pm UTC

 
   
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