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Full o' Doom ([info]doomsday) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-11-13 19:05:00
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WTF wtf-inc wank
Seems that wtf-inc has itself a very weird and stalkerish troll. It all starts in a post about a review of the scene in the movie Evil Dead where a girl is raped by a tree (there are links to NSFW stuff throughout the wtf-inc post, but the post itself is SFW). A few comments in, omgaw shows up and asks "would you let a tree rape you from the butt? would you? huh? would you?"

Things go downhill from there. Omgaw starts asking whether anyone would rather get raped by a tree than a person and if the chick in hir icon is hot or not. Then s/h/it starts stalking boomstick, maker of great icons, about 2/3 if the way down the page, but apparently it was just Melody, a split personality. Omgaw also claims not to know what Goatse is.

I have no idea what the hell sparked it all, and this isn't so wanky in terms of meanness, but the idiocy and lunacy are way up there. Omgaw gets at least a couple points for creativity in an internet full of stale trolls.

(He-man for the win.)

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[info]esclaramonde
2005-11-14 05:22 am UTC (link)
Why does everything link back to S*P?

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[info]beccastareyes
2005-11-14 06:21 am UTC (link)
Glad to know I wasn't the only one who was thinking about the Redneck Trees.

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[info]visp
2005-11-14 07:04 am UTC (link)
Knew that would come up.

as for the sex with trees thing... ouch.

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[info]kannaophelia
2005-11-14 05:49 am UTC (link)
Omgaw also claims not to know what Goatse is.

Well, I didn't know until I asked on F_W a couple of weeks ago. All I knew was that I should never, ever google it.

I thought it was probably someone having sex with a goat.

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[info]lunarei
2005-11-14 06:38 am UTC (link)
...

All I knew was that I should never, ever google it.

Why didn't I listen??

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(no subject) - [info]kannaophelia, 2005-11-14 08:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-11-14 06:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankismyfandom, 2005-11-14 08:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-11-14 11:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankismyfandom, 2005-11-15 12:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-11-15 03:06 am UTC

[info]visp
2005-11-14 07:08 am UTC (link)
I've actually managed to resist the temptation of checking it out so far. I live in happy, blissful ignorance.

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(no subject) - [info]spleen, 2005-11-14 09:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-11-14 12:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2005-11-14 01:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]visp, 2005-11-14 01:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tao_tao, 2005-11-14 02:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-11-14 04:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ironymaiden, 2005-11-14 06:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-11-14 06:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-11-15 07:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2005-11-14 06:30 pm UTC

[info]batsith
2005-11-15 12:43 am UTC (link)
What I love best about goatse was Time Magazine's all-American tribute to it on one of its covers.

No, rly!

http://www.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,1101040920,00.html

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-11-16 02:21 am UTC

[info]lunarkettle
2005-11-14 05:59 am UTC (link)
I can't be the only one having Something Positive flashbacks.

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[info]moonpigeon
2005-11-14 07:20 pm UTC (link)
Interesting username.

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[info]lunarei
2005-11-14 06:08 am UTC (link)
NO BUT I BET YOU WOULD YOU TREE-HUMPING PERV

Hahaha!! Awesome.

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[info]lurker32
2005-11-14 06:15 am UTC (link)
All I can think of is bits of tree bark in THE WORST POSSIBLE PLACES.

*crosses legs*

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[info]doomsday
2005-11-14 06:39 am UTC (link)
All I can think is how in the hell would one give a tree a blowjob? O_o

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(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-11-14 06:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2005-11-14 08:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2005-11-14 09:29 am UTC

[info]hellespont
2005-11-14 07:55 am UTC (link)
For people who prefer their tree/human unions to be consensual and loving:
The Arborphilia Community on LJ

Although I've heard of arborphilia before finding that link on Encyclopedia Dramatica, and think it's a totally benign if not strangely beautiful fetish, I'm afraid I'm going to have to make "treefucker" my new all-purpose insult. It just packs a certain punch.

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[info]tangentialone
2005-11-14 09:10 am UTC (link)
...Suddenly, I'm thinking of that one Poison Ivy scan at scans_daily.

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[info]tangentialone
2005-11-14 09:17 am UTC (link)
...Here it is! Probably not dial-up safe; features seven largish scans, slashy Harley and Ivy, naked Harley and Ivy, and practically explicit Ivy/plant.

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(no subject) - [info]maev_connacht, 2005-11-14 03:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sabinelagrande, 2005-11-15 02:35 am UTC

[info]narcissam
2005-11-14 06:33 pm UTC (link)
You just did have to remind me that I used to pretend I was married to a tree when I was younger. Better than my friend who pretended she was married to a mop, though, I think.

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[info]fourth_impact
2005-11-14 09:24 am UTC (link)
This puts a whole new spin on the term "morning wood."

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(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2005-11-14 09:38 am UTC

[info]sahz
2005-11-14 11:08 am UTC (link)
I still don't understand how anyone that's been on the internet for say, more than a year could have avoided seeing Goatse. Or Tubgirl for that matter.

Maybe it's just a select corner of the internet that knows Goatse?? Like IAWTC and O rly... ?

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(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2005-11-14 11:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2005-11-14 12:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]monkeywrench, 2005-11-14 01:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2005-11-14 01:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sahz, 2005-11-14 02:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kannaophelia, 2005-11-14 01:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-11-14 04:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mireille, 2005-11-14 02:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]maev_connacht, 2005-11-14 03:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lazulisong, 2005-11-14 08:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sahz, 2005-11-15 10:41 am UTC

[info]aerobot
2005-11-14 01:37 pm UTC (link)
Funnily enough, someone DID tell me to go screw a tree once.

My first thought was 'ow, splinters'.

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[info]mireille
2005-11-14 03:16 pm UTC (link)
Things go downhill from there.

Before I got on the Internet, I wouldn't have believed there *was* a "downhill" from the question "Would you let a tree rape you in the butt?"

Ah, the wonders of technology.

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[info]also_not_a_pipe
2005-11-14 05:21 pm UTC (link)
On a computer where I probably shouldn't read the wank just now, but I have to say how much I love your icon. The kitty's "What's your problem, bitch?" expression slays me ever time I see it.

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(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2005-11-14 10:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]also_not_a_pipe, 2005-11-15 05:31 am UTC

[info]smo
2005-11-14 07:18 pm UTC (link)
im sorry you guys that was my split personality melody. she likes to talk.

ausyta8686 boom! STCIK!

no! MELODY! STOP IT!

abukgjsdj BOOMY! Boom boom boom.

...

y87it boom boom


BOOMY! boom goes the plane!


boom goes your brain!

stop melody.

nanan boom!

okay im done.

good. now go away.

kk!

okay melody's done.

o_O

WTF.

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[info]puipui
2005-11-14 08:49 pm UTC (link)
I know that this is a really stupid question but would anyone enjoy getting raped by a tree?

Clearly this person has never read YYH doujinshi.

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(no subject) - [info]lazulisong, 2005-11-14 09:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]brick_me, 2005-11-14 09:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2005-11-14 09:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2005-11-15 12:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaoscheebs, 2005-11-15 07:04 am UTC
(no subject) - redwarrior, 2005-11-14 09:57 pm UTC

redwarrior
2005-11-14 09:55 pm UTC (link)
Will you get butt-raped by a tree?
Will you get butt-raped by MPD?
By a tree, or MPD...

I do not like it, Sam-I-Am!
I do not like this butt-rape spam!
I will not do it with a tree.
I will not do it with MPD.
I will not do it with a fan,
I will not do it with He-Man.
I do not like it, Sam-I-Am!
I do not like this butt-rape spam!

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(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2005-11-14 10:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-11-14 10:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]felinephoenix, 2005-11-15 09:30 pm UTC

[info]singe
2005-11-15 03:09 am UTC (link)
*Insert (heh) Ent-porn joke here.* Boom-a-ROOOOM!

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