Holding out for a wanker
Although this is loosely connected to fandom the wank itself is not fannish, hence putting it here.

In early October, mimesere makes a vague, non-fandom-specific post asking questions about the nature of heroes.

Yesterday, the daily_snitch inexplicably decided to link to her post. adora_spintriae decides this is UNACCEPTABLE BY GOD and marches into mimesere's journal to rip her a new asshole:

Sweet mother of fuck. When did nostalgic wankfests become worthy D_S linkage material? Can you explain to me what the hell this has to do with HP fandom, possibly without using rhetoric and pointless hyperbole?

Note: It's interesting that adora_spintriae doesn't have daily_snitch friended, which makes me wonder why she even cares what they link to.

mimesere's response is more or less: "I don't read daily_snitch, I didn't submit the entry to them and I have no control over what they link to. Please stop being an asshole."

Instead of simply apologizing for making an unprovoked attack on mimesere, adora_spintriae launches into a new assault, this time on mimesere's post, complete with a large steaming cup of condescension laced with a shot of batshit crazy. She might have some solid points, if you can find them under the frothing rage.

Enter mimesere's friends. You might recognize some of them from wanks of old, particularly thete1 and harriet_spy. Shockingly, they're not the wankiest kids on the block this time. That honor belongs mostly to adora_spintriae, bless her wanky little heart.

Small but quite satisfying.