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Jenova (jenova) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-11-16 01:18:00


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Otherkin Wank.
[info]crazymaxwell thinks otherkin who are made up of a dozen different things are stupid. He links to some recent posts in the community to express his amusement and annoyance at the posters. He does this fairly regularly. You'd think people would be used to it.

But, alas, no.

[info]blueeyesblazing calls troll and [info]raki goes on to explain repeatedly and at length how sarcasm is only used by trolls.

The fact that they just keep going when it's clear [info]crazymaxwell doesn't give a damn, and even declare him "p00ned" is what makes it a nice, frothy desert wank, I think.

I'm not even gonna tell you to refrain from furry-mocking or kin-mocking. Just try to keep it funny and not be boring, k?


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[info]sorchar
2005-11-16 07:29 am UTC (link)
OK, troll or not, this line made me giggle:

"Making weird shit up," as much as you might enjoy it, is not an accepted branch of occult study.

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[info]issendai
2005-11-16 11:22 pm UTC (link)
Shhh! If that idea gets out, it'll set Internet occultism back by a decade!

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[info]doomsday
2005-11-16 07:47 am UTC (link)
p00ned? That brings to mind weird images of someone being mauled by rabid vaginas... or maybe that's just me.

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[info]sorchar
2005-11-16 07:56 am UTC (link)
Unfortunate but true story: In the newsletter sent out by the martial arts studio my son used to attend, there was a kid whose last name was Poon-Fear.

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(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2005-11-16 08:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-11-16 08:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-11-16 08:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-11-16 08:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-11-16 10:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-11-16 10:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-11-16 02:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lush_rimbaud, 2005-11-16 07:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2005-11-16 08:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sashenka, 2005-11-16 02:53 pm UTC

[info]shoiryu
2005-11-16 08:25 am UTC (link)
...Nothing to contribute here excite the entirely unsurprising I HATE OTHERKIN HATE THEM FUCKING HATE THEM DIE YOU PRETENTIOUS FUCKWADS DIE.

Please proceed to the next comment.

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-11-16 11:08 am UTC (link)
Would you hate me if I had the soul of a cute fluffy bunny? I don't know how anyone can hate cute fluffy bunnies. =(

Sadly, I actually have the soul of a human being, which is not half so lovable.

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(no subject) - [info]bangoskank, 2005-11-16 07:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2005-11-16 08:08 pm UTC

[info]kadath
2005-11-16 02:30 pm UTC (link)
OMG NO FURBASH--oh, hi, Shoi.

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(no subject) - [info]pariforma, 2005-11-16 06:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2005-11-16 07:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tintin, 2005-11-16 07:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-11-16 07:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2005-11-17 05:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-11-16 10:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2005-11-17 05:38 am UTC
(no subject) - jenova, 2005-11-17 06:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shoiryu, 2005-11-16 08:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-11-16 09:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shoiryu, 2005-11-16 10:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2005-11-18 08:12 am UTC

[info]greenling
2005-11-16 08:19 pm UTC (link)
*rars* I sic mi spirit gyde on u, evil poopyhed, u die now.

ELVES ARE SUPERIOR, BOW TO THE MIGHT OF THE POINTY-EARED ARMY. :P

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[info]skewed_tartan
2005-11-16 08:45 am UTC (link)
I too think Otherkin are some of the weirdest people I've ever encountered, yet when I get bored I still see no reason to troll their LJ. I also have an IQ of 5.

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[info]lots42
2005-11-16 09:31 am UTC (link)
Yeah, passive aggresive trolling. Way to go, buddy.

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hereforthewank
2005-11-16 09:38 am UTC (link)
Am I the only person who had to look up otherkin? Obviously I haven't been on the internet long enough or something, cause I was completely unaware that such a thing existed until I saw this post. Thank you F_W for today's dose of the inexplicable and frightening.

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jenova
2005-11-16 09:51 am UTC (link)
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!

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(no subject) - [info]favyan, 2005-11-16 10:21 am UTC

[info]keri
2005-11-16 10:04 am UTC (link)
omg. I never knew about them until I met one RL at my university, and wow, lovely lady, until you get started on the otherkin stuff. She insists she's a god and she has a masculine soul and ... it's like she's perpetually stoned. But she grew up with this on a reservation somewhere in southeast Georgia, and her dad is even crazier than she is.

the internet version of 'kin holds nothing on the flesh-and-blood ones.


(On the bright side, she did publish a short story of mine in her 'kin-group's seasonal magazineythingy. So I can argue that I'm a published writer whenever I like. Even if the circulation IS only about 140.)

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(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2005-11-17 09:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-11-18 01:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]keri, 2005-11-18 03:49 am UTC

[info]monkeyarcher
2005-11-16 08:31 pm UTC (link)
I just looked it up also.

I woke up all happy and peaceful, and now the world has turned swirly and more than a little concerning....

(:8(|)

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(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2005-11-17 09:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - jenova, 2005-11-17 09:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2005-11-17 09:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - jenova, 2005-11-17 10:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2005-11-17 10:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - jenova, 2005-11-17 10:04 pm UTC

[info]pokecheck
2005-11-16 10:30 am UTC (link)
God, your icon is cute.

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(no subject) - jenova, 2005-11-16 10:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2005-11-16 08:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shinigami_co, 2005-11-17 03:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-11-17 06:25 am UTC

[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-11-16 11:14 am UTC (link)
Types of otherkin wank I'd like to see:

- You're a cane toad? OMFG GET OFF MY CONTINENT
- Haha you're extinct, loser
- You bloodthirsty murdering son of a bitch lion your kind killed my father

"Otherkin are crazy" wank is getting boring.

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(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2005-11-16 06:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenling, 2005-11-16 08:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-11-17 12:46 pm UTC

[info]annabelle_lee
2005-11-16 12:58 pm UTC (link)
Wow. The people calling troll act more retarded than the guy with the image macros. Doesn't that break some sort of rule?

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[info]ianthefira
2005-11-16 02:32 pm UTC (link)
Aww, Li'l Cactus icon.

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[info]hellespont
2005-11-16 04:15 pm UTC (link)
I have a lot of dreams about being bitten by snakes with acid for blood, but that doesn't make me a were-acidsnake.

Well, thank you, Jesus. Let me tell you, I breathed a sigh of relief the day the Greater Spotted Acidsnake went extinct once and for all. Now all we have to do is take out the reticulated and Mexican varieties.

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(no subject) - [info]marciamarcia, 2005-11-16 04:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]skewed_tartan, 2005-11-16 06:15 pm UTC

[info]mcity
2005-11-16 07:14 pm UTC (link)
Sarcasm is used only by trolls? News to me.

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[info]naienko
2005-11-16 07:24 pm UTC (link)
As much as [info]crazy_maxwell is totally a troll ... I have to agree with him.

Because. Multi-Otherkin. Do they stitch the souls together like a crazy patchwork quilt in their, uh, prelife? (Like afterlife only ... not?)

Now I have this image of a forlorn little light wrapped up in a crazy quilt whose predominant colour is octarine. Thank you, Discworld. Somebody link me Discworld icons?

ps Shoi pls don't kill me kthx you are sane they are not

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(no subject) - [info]greenling, 2005-11-16 08:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-11-18 01:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenling, 2005-11-19 04:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2005-11-16 09:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]naienko, 2005-11-16 10:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jenny_atrox, 2005-11-19 06:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]naienko, 2005-11-19 05:27 pm UTC

[info]kylenne
2005-11-17 01:23 am UTC (link)
Sometimes I think I have the soul of a Cactuar.

Because I look perpetually shocked when I see otherkin wank, and also want to shoot a thousand needles into the eyes of everyone involved.

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(no subject) - sceach, 2005-12-15 12:37 am UTC

[info]amxjm
2005-11-17 02:21 am UTC (link)
I actually dated an otherkin once. Seemed like a normal enough guy. Well, didn't seem any weirder than your classic geek type anyway. Or is that nerd? You know, the sort that would be into Monty Python, for example.

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(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2005-11-17 09:51 pm UTC

[info]plazmah
2005-11-17 06:45 am UTC (link)
LOL, crazymaxwell ain't no troll. He just stirs up shit every now and then. I think there's only one degree of separation between me and him on LJ.

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(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2005-11-17 09:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2005-11-17 11:35 pm UTC

[info]adora_spintriae
2005-11-17 12:51 pm UTC (link)
I'm just here to bask in your icon.

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