Current mood:	productive
Current music:	Sisters of Mercy - Nine While Nine

WiccanWade, WiccanWade, WICCANWADE!
Are you sick and tired of plain-old Wiccans? Do you think you've seen the wierdest the online occult community can offer? Then you need to try the awsome power of WiccanWade!

Now, "unfortunately," many of Wade's greatest hits can only be seen in locked communities. But fear not, for a drop of Wade adds wank to everything around him.

First, we have Wade and the My Little Pony religious ritual. A strange sight that only gets stranger with the P.S. in this message. This leads to the somewhat common sight of The Why Wade's Gone post. Unfortunately, this time with extra homophobia. And the equally common sight of Wade posting from the dead (strangely enough, right after a thread saying how wrong it was to ban him...for once, I agree. But please note the post about how we should accept all for the Ponies accepted all) And Wade is allowed back into the My Little Pony fold.

Also, let's see a quick Wade post where he complains about Christianity in the TV show roar. And here a nice example of the fact that wherever Wade may go, the wank truly does follow. And another example, once again pulling in the "unicorns EXISTED goddammit!" card... (BTW, check out that whole board for some real good wankage...) And, of course, even more on the unicorns/My Little Pony thing.

Now, one of Wade's major tricks is posting the same message again and again. Also, as might have been grokked by his insistance that unicorns were real creatures hunted to extinction, Wade has a rather shaky connection to reality (read that whole thread there.)

Also, we have Wade passes off scare tactics and...you know what? Ouch. I can't deal with this guy anymore. If you want more, try yourself. I assure you, I've missed good stuff. His "Keltic" obsession, for instance, and many things that are funny as HELL but not common enough knowledge (the whole Morrigan thing...). If you belong to WiccaVent, know that he's a common subject, and there are many things which are only for us.

It's really too bad that many of his old posts on the Godsmack and Beliefnet forums have gone down, they were true examples of teh wank...

And, in conclusion, let us pray that the uttering of his name will not summon him hence.