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Winterfox (winterfox) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-11-17 20:22:00
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youcantwrite wank, yippee! (And yes, I've linked everything properly to LJ, not using lj-user/comm tag.)

dr_internet at one time applied at the community, and got rejected. His rage knows no bounds, and lo, he finds a diary that happens to belong to a member of youcantwrite, prime_radiant.

Wank ensues, wherein--

dr_internet badmouths prime_radiant's writing ability

prime_radiant is going to sue him

dr_internet (re)invades youcantwrite

___timetrap badmouths youcantwrite

marstokyo implores that dr_internet thinks of the children poor prime_radiant on ethical grounds

He's gonna reapply, watch out!

AND YOU WILL ALSO BE IN THE SUING WHEN I SUE. (Personally, I find prime_radiant's membership in youcantwrite to be rather ironic.)

Small, but fun and oh-so-grudgy.

Edit to add: dr_internet partook in copious quantities of whine in his LJ.

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[info]smo
2005-11-17 09:55 pm UTC (link)
Ah, Dr. Internet's at it again, I see!

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[info]scarah2
2005-11-17 09:55 pm UTC (link)
My bullshit sense is tingling. Put me down for dr_internet and prime_radiant being the same person. There is a certain telltale lackluster quality to their bickering.

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winterfox
2005-11-17 09:56 pm UTC (link)
It's possible. It sounds too coincidental to be true, but I sent my tinfoil hat to the laundrette and it's not back yet.

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[info]issendai
2005-11-17 10:52 pm UTC (link)
Plus what's the likelihood of someone finding their nemesis's diary in the bathroom at Wendy's? And if dr_internet had such a diary, wouldn't he have posted at least a couple of minor incriminating details by now?

I say that in another few weeks, one of the two is going to make a "HAHAHA U TOOLZ I PWNED U" post.

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[info]theladyfeylene
2005-11-17 10:59 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I had a very much 'yeah right' train of thought while reading the exchanges.

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[info]phosfate
2005-11-18 12:01 am UTC (link)
I think you're right.

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[info]damien
2005-11-17 09:56 pm UTC (link)
I'm still working through the comments and my first reaction was:

It infuriated me so that I started to recite entries I had found in the comments. The post has since been deleted and I sort of feel bad about my behavior now. I will scan some of the entries in tonight.

...Okay, wtf?! It's bad to quote entries at the person who wrote them but scanning them in is okay? Earth logic is obviously only available in limited quantities to this dr_internet.

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winterfox
2005-11-17 09:58 pm UTC (link)
I don't think logic of any sort is available to him.

And I'm staring at your icon too hard.

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[info]damien
2005-11-17 10:44 pm UTC (link)
It's a guy? Whoa. I feel a little better now that he didn't add to the 'screaming fangirl' stereotype.

*snickers* Feel the love.

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winterfox
2005-11-17 10:47 pm UTC (link)
I think it's a he, but I can't be certain. I identify his tone as male, though, for what it's worth (and I'm a rotten judge of gender on the Intraweb).

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[info]damien
2005-11-17 11:18 pm UTC (link)
And here I usually associate ellipses as victims of females.

Then again, the emphasis on Emerson's prettiness sounds like a slur that a guy would be more likely to use.

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(Anonymous)
2005-11-18 06:44 am UTC (link)
According to a comment in dr_internet's journal, dr_internet is a she.

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[info]zaliesiren
2005-11-17 09:57 pm UTC (link)
...buh?

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[info]charmian
2005-11-17 10:01 pm UTC (link)
What exactly is the point of that comm? How can you grade a journal when people use them for so many different purposes?

I wonder if f_w could pass, if it hadn't been tos'd.

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winterfox
2005-11-17 10:03 pm UTC (link)
It baffles me also, but apparently, the logic is that writing is writing, and if you're using your LJ as an outlet for improving your writing skills... it can be graded? Or something. I find rating communities to be wanky and pointless most of the time, anyway. (But so charming in their ability to generate wank. Ah, fond memories of thebookyoucrew.)

I wonder if f_w could pass, if it hadn't been tos'd.

Dun think you can submit a community LJ, though.

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[info]charmian
2005-11-17 10:14 pm UTC (link)
I suppose, although, how can people effectively grade a journal if they don't know about the subject material? Yeah, agreed about the bookyoucrew. (Ah, nostalgia!)

Also, for some reason those fandom rating communities have been spreading like a plague all over anime fandom. -_-

Damn, too bad.

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[info]damien
2005-11-17 10:46 pm UTC (link)
I just joined to see what they'd make of my personal journal. XD

*needs to find the off switch for her Train Wreck Curiosity*

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[info]prettypinkkitty
2005-11-17 10:08 pm UTC (link)
You forget - he spammed like EVERY community known to man last week with some personalized version of how awful youcantwrite was.

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[info]smo
2005-11-17 10:53 pm UTC (link)
Including customers_suck, in which he divulged confidential patient information.

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[info]antigone
2005-11-17 11:19 pm UTC (link)
what? where?

This wasn't the herpes thing, was it? That was wanktastic but it happened a while ago.

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[info]smo
2005-11-18 12:19 am UTC (link)
Yeah, that's the one.

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[info]hysteria
2005-11-17 11:41 pm UTC (link)
His posts appeared four times on my friendlist in totally unrelated communities. Surely a troll?

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winterfox
2005-11-17 11:42 pm UTC (link)
Well, leastwise he/she/it doesn't copy and paste everywhere, but at least makes some of the posts different?

I mean, as trolls nowadays go, he ain't bad. Unlike the ones we've been getting at GAFF lately. :/

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[info]hysteria
2005-11-18 06:38 am UTC (link)
The ones I saw were all the same, prefixed with "I'm not sure if this belongs here..." Well dumbass, follow your initial hunch next time!

I almost hope he isn't a troll, because the idea of deleting all your entries after a pretentious community slams them is hilarious in a single emo tear way.

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[info]prettypinkkitty
2005-11-18 02:22 pm UTC (link)
Actually in the Penn community he posted basically "Penn sucks! One of the people who rejected me from youcantwrite went to Penn, thus you all suck, you elitist brats!"

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-11-18 02:23 pm UTC (link)
Goddamn, I hate when people do that shit. It's gotten to the point where I'd like to post an image macro that says "READ THE FUCKING USERINFO JACKASS" to every idiot who does that in a post.

Of course, that would be considered trolling in some communities, but damnit, enough is enough.

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sceach
2005-12-15 12:23 am UTC (link)
And bad sex, I believe.

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[info]memii
2005-11-18 12:11 am UTC (link)
Oh wow, this is the 3rd wank this week featuring prime_radiant. I call troll!

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[info]theladyfeylene
2005-11-18 02:25 am UTC (link)
Ooooh, where are the others? *has been ill and missed them*

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[info]xero_sky
2005-11-18 01:32 am UTC (link)
You must me the same person that thinks ljdrama.org isn't funny.

Because of course there's only one person on earth who can withstand the overwhelming allure of lulz.

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[info]napoleon
2005-11-18 02:40 am UTC (link)
I think PR and Dr Internet are the same person. PR sounds way too stupid to be true -- "You will also be in the suing when I sue" is too good for words (I demand an icon). But more than that, the details just don't wash. So The Good Doctor finds a journal in the bathroom and it just happens to be PR's? Even if you swallow that, how many of you who write in notebooks list your LJ address in there? I know I sure as hell don't. I don't even put my name down, since I know what the notebook is, I know that it's mine, etc.

Anyway, yeah, this just doesn't. wash.

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[info]slackerbitch
2005-11-21 09:37 am UTC (link)
(I demand an icon).

Ask, and ye shall receive.

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

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[info]skewed_tartan
2005-11-18 04:00 am UTC (link)
I must admit I am not very impressed with the members journals myself. They seem like average LJs to me at least, though hardly stirring in content and poetic in lay-out. I mean why troll a comm that's so obviously just a bunch of self-esteem challenged asshats?

...I think I just answered my own question.

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[info]cat_mcdougall
2005-11-18 06:17 pm UTC (link)
I only checked out one when they said to an applicant "check out mine for a 'good' journal" and I went and read...

And then went "So, you have to be a pretentious, long-winded asshat to get in then?"

... And I'm /so/ going to put up my journal. Eventually.

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[info]hysteria
2005-11-18 07:18 pm UTC (link)
I did the same, and the journal read like a freakin' news feed! I realise that some people do use their journal for commentary primarily, but this one had no particular original thought, rather just "pithy" one-liners and links to articles. Clearly the archetypal journal, that.

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[info]cat_mcdougall
2005-11-18 07:49 pm UTC (link)
I just found it hilarious that these are "good" journals. I mean, sure, if I found something amusing/distressing/wtf-ing I post a link in my journal with just a one liner --mainly because usally the article speaks for itself.

But to be a part of them you have to be pretentious and long winded.

... I smell one of my "high-horse, I am pissy" posts that always end up tl;dr coming on. Hmm. Abused women or yaoi... I think I did yaoi last time.

And we won't get into my thoughts on Harmonians, mad wizards and an OT4

.. No I don't have a life. Why do you ask?

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(Anonymous)
2005-11-18 04:41 am UTC (link)
Dr Internet also hit (http://www.livejournal.com/community/booju_mooju/247103.html) [info]booju_mooju, a livejournal community where moms with no lives outside of their kids "debate" parenting. And by "debate," I mean "self-righteously declaring that their own parenting style is the ONE TRUE PATH, and whine when opposing points of view are introduced."

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[info]hysteria
2005-11-18 06:42 am UTC (link)
Ah one of my favourite communities, mostly because it's frequented by one of my favourite people, apathetictoot.

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[info]issendai
2005-11-19 04:31 pm UTC (link)
The post instantly turns into an impassioned defense of breastfeeding. Splendid.

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