Guess who's coming to dinner: Breastfeeding wank!
aikiariyen posts in customers_suck about how she doesn't want to see her customers' boobies hanging out while they feed their kids:



To the Breast-feeding lady:

I am well aware you have a right to breast-feed your child. In fact, I congratulate you because apparently it's better for said child. What I object to is being faced with your thrusting breast while I'm trying to serve you. This is a cafe, not a titty-bar, and I do not expect to get breasts in my face when I go to work. Please, do me a favour and put a towel or something over your breast to save me and others the embarrassment. Especially, I would appreciate it if you did not also expose the breast not in use!

Thankyou very much,

Your very embarrased (and very female, very straight) Barrista.



I wonder - does anyone else have a problem with being surprised by a bared breast? Or pair of breasts in this case. The woman had her goddamn shirt fully unbuttoned and no bra on (and I betcha she'll complain about saggy breasts in a few years time, too...) It was in a shopping centre, even, where there are mothers' rooms.


You will never in a million bazillion years guess who responds to this: conuly! *gasp shock*

Are you sure you weren't just seeing things that weren't there?

Another poster brings up the old "breastfeeding vs. public defecation" argument, and they're off to the races!

Other highlights include:

Oh noes! You might be transmitting those Pixie Stix to your kid!

I'll translate this post: Waaah! Waaaah!