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Tangle of Toy ([info]funkyhelix) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-11-20 21:00:00


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Entry tags:defensiveness ahoy, feminism: you're doing it wrong

Six months ago, agilebrit defriended ginmar stating her reasons in her own journal, basically saying she disagreed with the things ginmar was saying.

Fast forward to now, and ginmar has found the entry and is calling the op and everyone who commented cowardly bitches and saying to one, "You're that professional virgin, aren't you? No wonder you can't handle anything more thna (sic) black or white."

Update: "I was never on your friends list!"



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[info]vigilanterodent
2005-11-21 06:03 am UTC (link)
A hymen must have run over Ginmar's sanity.

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[info]wankismyfandom
2005-11-21 07:55 am UTC (link)
The mental image from this is killing me teh ded.

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Oh, God, I'm going to hell for this.
(Anonymous)
2005-11-21 09:00 am UTC (link)
Virginity was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new cause to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was it?
Thank you, Ginmar (BATSHIT!)
We looked around and then we found
The wank that brought unity...

And now it's:
Springtime for hymens!
Ginmar is going to flame
We're keeping our legs shut
But opening our traps up!
Springtime for hymens and virgins!
Self-sex is good sex once more
Springtime for hymens and virgins!
Watch out, Ginmar
We're going on tour!

Disclaimer: I do not read Ginmar's journal and I know very little about her other than what came up in this wank. I think she overreacted like crazy and her hymen pot-shot was totally uncalled for. That's all I'm mocking her for. For all I know, we may have very similar beliefs, but if she wants to lose it online, then she can damn well take the heat for it¹.

¹ The opinions expresses are those of a virgin and thus have no weight whatsoever, so please disregard them. In fact, pretend I don't exist. Seriously.

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Re: Oh, God, I'm going to hell for this.
[info]slackerbitch
2005-11-21 09:49 am UTC (link)
I love you, little mousie. I'll sit next to you in Hell and lend you some of my Cheetos.

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Re: Oh, God, I'm going to hell for this.
[info]annabelle_lee
2005-11-21 03:57 pm UTC (link)
I'll save you a seat by the burning lake of fire and a little fruity drink of your choosing. ♥

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Re: Oh, God, I'm going to hell for this.
[info]i_mx
2005-11-22 07:16 am UTC (link)
Little mousie, please get a code. Then there can be more <3 with snark, like over icons!

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Re: Oh, God, I'm going to hell for this.
[info]jedilora
2005-11-22 08:24 pm UTC (link)
You are the best mouse EVER.

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[info]puipui
2005-11-21 08:57 am UTC (link)
If it could, the hymen would eat you and everyone you care about.

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[info]crickets
2005-11-21 09:00 pm UTC (link)
Now I'm probably going to be humming Hakuna MatataVagina Dentata for the rest of the afternoon.

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[info]puipui
2005-11-21 09:08 pm UTC (link)
...Dammit. Now you've got me doing it.

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[info]crickets
2005-11-21 10:10 pm UTC (link)
Hee, oops. Sorry!

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[info]leto
2005-11-21 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Are there lyrics to that anywhere?

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[info]crickets
2005-11-22 12:08 am UTC (link)
I'm not sure - I didn't see any when I looked around a little. If not, I wish someone would write them.

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[info]khym_chanur
2005-11-22 12:10 am UTC (link)
Well, here a few of the words...

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[info]crickets
2005-11-22 12:14 am UTC (link)
Thank you!! I couldn't remember where I'd first seen that and made the mistake of looking for the lyrics in F_W posts. ::bookmarks::

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[info]leto
2005-11-22 12:19 am UTC (link)
That is great. I just bookmarked.

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[info]khym_chanur
2005-11-22 02:18 am UTC (link)
Vagina Dentata vs. Venom Cock steel-cage death-match!!!

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[info]april_hurst
2005-11-22 03:24 am UTC (link)
Maybe if they're brought together the wanking will stop? :) Of course, then the internet wouldn't be half as much fun.

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[info]photosinensis
2005-11-28 02:29 am UTC (link)
You know the class is gone when:

You start discussing various photoshoppings of the Vagina Dentata concept.

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