Making Wank
So one of Teresa Nielsen Hayden's neighbors turns up dead. She's a little freaked out, given that he's been decomposing under her floorboards for the past week or so and has only just now been discovered.

Later, she posts a follow-up in which it transpires that the guy a) was probably murdered, rather than passing away peacefully mid-Seinfeld as was previously supposed, and b) was a bouncer at a notoriously skeevy strip club.

She winds up the entry by noting that "there turns out to be a bloggy connection" to the place, as a couple of right-wing blog kiddies paid it a visit "three weeks before it got busted". But she makes the mistake of referring to the bloggers in question as "fairly lame" and "strikingly stupid" respectively.

In storms the first blogger, Karol, to defend her honor and accuse Teresa of Typical Liberal Hypocrisy because Teresa's spouse is performing with his band at a (presumably less skeevy) strip club as we speak. And - need I say it? - she brings all her friends with her.

Wanksplosion ensues, made slightly hard to follow by the disemvowelling of various comments, but containing plenty of intact gems.