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tourette (tourette) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-11-24 15:25:00
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Is wanking breaking edge?
My apologies to AmXJm, who probably doesn't need any more of this. The sXe community (that bastion of calm debate and gaudy tattoos) vomits up another winner, with resident horndog ShorXRore asking how much one can do sexually without breaking edge. Oddly, his suggestion that lesbians "can't have intercourse" isn't picked up on (as far as I saw), but his very existence seems quite enough for most of them. Special mention goes out to XXJayTreasonXX and his argument with XVengeanceX666, who he knows in real life, as if that matters to anyone or anything.

Edit:
Marriage, prostitution and image macros

COMMON SENSE, PEOPLE

ShorXRore says "ya rly" to you!

Jay and Vengeance mudwrestle

Jay gets that final image macro in

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(Anonymous)
2005-11-24 05:19 pm UTC (link)
Am I the only person thinking "Guys, if you're not married and doing ANYTHING sexual then a huge chunk of the population and most world religions think you're screwing around anyway, so this is a really stupid debate"?

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[info]visp
2005-11-24 06:12 pm UTC (link)
I swear, every time I read those boards, it only furthers my belief that those poor bastards need a good drink and a hard fuck.

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[info]caffeine_fairy
2005-11-24 06:26 pm UTC (link)
And a joint...

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tourette
2005-11-24 06:27 pm UTC (link)
You know, I don't think ShorXRore is short of sexual encounters. At least, so he says. I think what that community needs is to ban the vocal troublemakers, but the maintainer seems to have disappeared off the face of the earth - at least, as far as that comm is concerned.

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[info]msmanna
2005-11-24 11:29 pm UTC (link)
but the maintainer seems to have disappeared off the face of the earth

Probably huddled under a bridge somewhere, clutching a bottle of vodka in a brown paper bag, rocking back and forth and whimpering.

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tourette
2005-11-25 04:47 pm UTC (link)
He's updated his journal, not long ago :-/ Perhaps he took one look at his community and legged it to a shack full of prostitutes and heroin, no doubt

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[info]eilan
2005-11-24 06:20 pm UTC (link)
any ograsm?

I have to comment ecen before reading the comments.

So, what is an ograsm? Is that the sexual pleasure one gets from having sex with an oger? Does that count as straight edge?

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[info]miharu
2005-11-24 06:24 pm UTC (link)
Oh no, wet dreams will break edge! Better add "don't sleep" to the "don't drink, don't smoke, don't do drugs and don't fuck" mantra.

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[info]innsmouth_eyes
2005-11-25 08:45 am UTC (link)
Also, no breathing. There's traces of cigarette smoke in the air.

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[info]photosinensis
2005-11-24 07:07 pm UTC (link)
Every time somebody mentions Straight Edge, I feel like I need a good, stiff drink.

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[info]lazulisong
2005-11-24 07:21 pm UTC (link)
A Screaming Orgasm, maybe?

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[info]skewed_tartan
2005-11-24 07:32 pm UTC (link)
Straight edge is a lifestyle centred around personal development and
well being, while encouraging fun and togetherness.

They all sure seem rather cranky to me. Maybe sex and drugs is the reason we haven't all killed each other yet?

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[info]ninja_stripper
2005-11-24 10:24 pm UTC (link)
Only after a Quick and Dirty with a Red Headed Slut followed by Sex in the Parking Lot.


:)

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[info]sharps
2005-11-25 04:29 pm UTC (link)
Me too. Anyone for a glass of Californian Red?

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[info]skewed_tartan
2005-11-24 07:29 pm UTC (link)
Does "edge" not include the use of capital letters? Because I have not seen one in that whole community.

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[info]doomsday
2005-11-25 02:04 am UTC (link)
They make up for it by putting XXXXXXX all over their usernames. I've said it before and I'll say it now: Give the damn letter a day off, edgy people.

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[info]carlanime
2005-11-24 09:01 pm UTC (link)
personally, anything beyond making out doesn't happen when i'm not with the person.

Um, what? Seriously: what?

I went crazy months ago and had sex a few times. Im done.

Edgers: they’re like Vulcans, in a way.

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[info]pokecheck
2005-11-25 08:12 am UTC (link)
I went crazy months ago and had sex a few times. Im done.

Soooooo, this person finished having the sex they started months ago just in time to post that comment?

I'm kind of impressed, actually.

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[info]doroc_sabah
2005-11-24 10:03 pm UTC (link)
Ah, but what about fucking your pillow?

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(Anonymous)
2005-11-25 08:41 pm UTC (link)
Okay, I have to ask: What and who are doing what and who in your icon?

-Seiberwing

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[info]doroc_sabah
2005-11-25 08:50 pm UTC (link)
It's Etrigan, a demon from the DCU who speaks in rhyme, pecking Batman on the cheek.

Sorry about the last comment.

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(Anonymous)
2005-11-26 01:24 am UTC (link)
*nods* Okay. He's cute. Etrigan, I mean.

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[info]doroc_sabah
2005-11-26 01:25 am UTC (link)
To each their own, so on. :D

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[info]ninja_stripper
2005-11-24 10:28 pm UTC (link)
Okay, I'm really REALLY confused. They say that you shouldn't have promiscuous sex. Well who defines that? Do you need marriage, some form of commitment from the partner? What if you are in a poly relationship with other people, living together? Is anyone here edge? I'd really like to know.

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[info]lazulisong
2005-11-24 10:46 pm UTC (link)
well, in earth-logic-land it would be defined by the individual, I should think? o_oa I'd define it as 'not going out to parties or to bars and picking people up randomly'.

But then again I personally have a hard time figuring out the attraction of just randomly sleeping with a bunch of people or sleeping with someone I don't really know -- interesting to read about, in real life it kind of makes me go 'eh'.

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[info]amxjm
2005-11-25 07:57 am UTC (link)
My take on it is, so long as you actually know the person(s) quite well, go for it.

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[info]april_hurst
2005-11-24 10:49 pm UTC (link)
where and how do you draw the line? why can you make out with someone but not have sex with them? why can you touch their nono's but can't lick their nono's? anyone?

Their NONO'S? How old is this poster, ten? Well, I checked. He's 22 if his userinfo is correct. *boggles*

Well, then I looked at his userinfo a little more clearly. Bolding mine. Interests: anarchy, angel, bagels, biking, broccoli, conspiracy theories, cooking, drugs, ecco the dolphin, exercising, fear, ferns, food food food, french fries, juice, macgyver, money spending, radical feminism, rap, rice and beans, sea monsters, sex, vegetables, walker texas ranger.

They're saying he's not a troll, but I have my doubts. And even people who are not normally trolls are capable of trolling.

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[info]qem_chibati
2005-11-24 11:02 pm UTC (link)
Maybe he claims that his interest in them is from a theoritical point of view and talking about how much they can fuck your life up.

... But I'm thinking troll too...

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[info]april_hurst
2005-11-25 02:17 am UTC (link)
Possibly. Kind of interesting that straight-edge isn't on there, and alcohol isn't either. Eh, probably reading too much into things. I found it amusing that he had some non-sXe things listed but didn't have that.

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[info]loony666
2005-11-25 12:13 am UTC (link)
Nonos??

*dies a little inside*

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[info]memii
2005-11-25 04:11 am UTC (link)
walker texas ranger

*sporfle*

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[info]qem_chibati
2005-11-24 11:01 pm UTC (link)
Having no idea what the hell they meant by edge, I looked up the faq for the site.

o_O;

You know, the faq combined with that page is enough to make me very, very disturbed.

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[info]doomsday
2005-11-25 02:09 am UTC (link)
What better way to celebrate Thanksgiving than by laughing at this neo-Puritan wank? *Gives thanks*

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[info]doomsday
2005-11-25 04:17 am UTC (link)
Watch out. Some of those dry turkey slices may hit their boobs and genitals, and then you'll have to date them so they aren't breaking edge.

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[info]aerobot
2005-11-25 02:11 am UTC (link)
Okay, wait, if everyone is just telling him to shut up and figure it out himself ... what the hell is the point of having a community? Communities are about, y'know, discussing stuff.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-11-25 05:48 am UTC (link)
Now I see why e.e cummings went crazy later on in his life and took up axe murdering as a hobby. I would too if I saw the English language abused like that.

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[info]amxjm
2005-11-25 08:01 am UTC (link)
o_O Did he really?

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-11-27 11:37 am UTC (link)
No. I just have a mad love affair with hyperbole. XD

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[info]april_hurst
2005-11-25 07:33 am UTC (link)
Wrong window?

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[info]lunarei
2005-11-25 04:43 pm UTC (link)
My mistake

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[info]pokecheck
2005-11-25 08:10 am UTC (link)
Um, you're responding in the wrong place.

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[info]lunarei
2005-11-25 04:43 pm UTC (link)
My mistake

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[info]amxjm
2005-11-25 08:00 am UTC (link)
Heh, the giddiness from your mentioning me at the start of your summary totally makes up for it. It's cool.

Still... *breaks out the sXe icon*

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-11-30 04:12 am UTC (link)
Is there any time when straightedgers aren't wanky? Because it doesn't seem like it.

THIS ISNT SOME CULT OR SOME BULLSHIT

I disagree.

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