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Zanne Chaos ([info]zannechaos) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-11-27 00:11:00


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Current mood:Mystified

Um...what?
I seem to have misplaced my Idiot-To-Normal dictionary so I can't quite make out for the life of me what all this guy's saying. I suppose I could if I tried but ow. Ow. My brain refuses to do much in the interests of self-defense.

I'm posting this to OTF because while it's on the Bonnie Raitt boards, it's off-topic and not precisely fandom-centric.

So LittleBigMan posts a poll on... something... to the OT forum. The post title is "do natural law rights always trump mancubs written, natural law v mancubs law". ('mancubs' should be man-cubs, and it's actually the jungle law, if I recall right. DAMMIT, gitcher stupid off'a Kipling, boy!)

Then he comments, complaining that: i c that sum view but dont post or vote..? maybe i didnt do a good job word'n stuff...cuz im not 2 good at all that higher edu hullabalue...i just as simple as shoes...and pay'n due's...and sing'n da blues...bout all the current news...bout all da lilchill'ns who gotz no shoes...?

Kythera, one of the mods, is gracious enough to reply back, pointing out that maybe, just maybe, it's because other users on the board can't figure out WTF he's saying, which would be easier if he'd just use correctly spelled words and a bit of earth logic.

LittleBigMan doesn't like that very much. "instead of try'n 2 change me cuz im different from u, how about just try 2 luv me 4 who and what i am...and i'll send dat luv right bak at ya..?" And also tells Kyt to change her "evil ways", whatever those are.

Kyt replies that she likes her "evil ways" and as a paid illustrator, she creates the "box". BigLittleMan disagrees, but I'm not quite sure with what: "even the notion u hav that ur work has meaning s just more counterfiet reality misinterpratation, propaganda...or just a lie 2 help urself feel like ur worth the sak of chemicals ur spirit s barrowing..."

It just goes even MORE downhill from there, and Kyt says if other members have problems with him as well and lodge complaints, he's gone. This doesn't go over well: and first u cum on filp'n me shit...then u say its whine'n...i say ur blind as a bat and ur sonar is way tweeked as well...maybe u just thin ur better than me cuza all ur ed...

the taxes from ur virtual box make'n pay goes 2 kill starve and enslave the world every day...so i dont pay, i fight every day and every night...when i cum here'im on brake'yet im still at it...


Guh? There's wank in here. If I could just figure out WHAT he's wanking ABOUT. As far as I can tell, we're all evil and something because of something else and what?



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[info]jira
2005-11-27 07:36 am UTC (link)
I call troll. Seriously.

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[info]the_wanlorn
2005-11-27 07:57 am UTC (link)
Gotta be. I don't want to think someone can be that... whatever he is.

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(no subject) - [info]jumble, 2005-11-27 08:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2005-11-27 05:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - rowleyorama, 2005-11-27 10:07 pm UTC

[info]pokecheck
2005-11-27 07:38 am UTC (link)
Is it quoting song lyrics?

I find the whole thing reads better when you mentally insert "UM GESH DE BORK BORK" at every ellipsis.

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[info]ironymaiden
2005-11-27 08:13 am UTC (link)
I thought it sounded like song lyrics, too!

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[info]jaseroque
2005-11-27 11:04 am UTC (link)
I think everything reads better if you insert "UM GESH DE BORK BORK BORK" at the ellipses. Including Harry Pottery and bad angsty fanfic.

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(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-11-28 01:53 am UTC

[info]jira
2005-11-27 04:13 pm UTC (link)
One, your icon makes me laugh because I did just scare my dog last night laughing at something.

TWo, now I can't stop laughing and I just shot water out my nose at that Um Gesh De Bork Bork thing. If you've ever seen an episode of Who's Line Is It Anyways where Wayne goes "ar-Jar Binks for President!", I pictured him doing that sort of. ^^;

Yeah, I make no sense, sorry.

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2005-11-27 07:41 am UTC (link)
oh dear i've gone crosseyed

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[info]hyaenid
2005-11-27 07:56 am UTC (link)
Wow, littlebigman really wants to be a martyr to... some cause. Or maybe it's more than one cause. Or maybe he just really doesn't make sense. I'm pretty sure about the martyr part, though.

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[info]aerobot
2005-11-27 08:00 am UTC (link)
I think ... I think we're being contacted by an alien race or something. *awe*

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(Anonymous)
2005-11-27 09:16 am UTC (link)
i second this. definitely aliens. seems their interstellar communicator is on the fritz tho. O_o

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(no subject) - [info]innsmouth_eyes, 2005-11-27 12:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]zannechaos, 2005-11-27 12:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pariforma, 2005-11-27 08:12 pm UTC

[info]momcat
2005-12-04 06:57 am UTC (link)
Who are happy to visit and live among us and post on our boards, but who refuse to pay taxes. Hmmmmm.

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sharonapple
2005-11-27 09:04 am UTC (link)
Whoa whoa whoa... Is that The Artist Formerly Known As Prince and Phoenixwriter's lovechild?

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[info]tangentialone
2005-11-27 09:11 am UTC (link)
"i c that sum view but dont post or vote..?" = "I see that some people are viewing this poll, but not posting comments or voting."

It took me a minute to get that one. Eeeesh.

Definitely a wanker, did you see all the 'cum'ing he was doing? /immature

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[info]napoleon
2005-11-27 11:23 am UTC (link)
Oh, nice rimshot!

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(no subject) - [info]jira, 2005-11-28 12:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2005-11-28 11:36 pm UTC

[info]napoleon
2005-11-27 11:22 am UTC (link)
I understand every word he's saying, actually. But I used to hang out on the QAF boards on Showtime and play in the popmusic fandom, so that explains it.

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OH EM GEE - [info]jira, 2005-11-27 04:16 pm UTC
Re: OH EM GEE - [info]napoleon, 2005-11-27 11:37 pm UTC
Re: OH EM GEE - [info]jira, 2005-11-27 11:43 pm UTC
Re: OH EM GEE - [info]napoleon, 2005-11-28 12:23 am UTC
Re: OH EM GEE - [info]jira, 2005-11-28 12:26 am UTC
Re: OH EM GEE - [info]napoleon, 2005-11-28 04:13 am UTC
Re: OH EM GEE - [info]jira, 2005-11-28 04:14 am UTC
Re: OH EM GEE - [info]jira, 2005-11-28 04:15 am UTC
Re: OH EM GEE - [info]napoleon, 2005-11-28 08:10 am UTC
Re: OH EM GEE - [info]jira, 2005-11-28 08:12 am UTC

[info]innsmouth_eyes
2005-11-27 12:09 pm UTC (link)
His diction hurts me.

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[info]michmatch
2005-11-27 12:50 pm UTC (link)
Manages to spell "cancer of capitalist disconnect" but can't type out "your"???

But obviously the failure here is mine, cuz i dint l'rn LBMspeek.

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(no subject) - [info]jira, 2005-11-27 11:44 pm UTC

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(no subject) - [info]zannechaos, 2005-11-27 03:14 pm UTC

[info]omnicrom
2005-11-27 05:16 pm UTC (link)
Step aside, I speak Idiot.

He's polling whether so-called "Natural law" is better than "Unnatural law". Natural law being the idea of getting back to nature all the way in this case and unnatural law being a constitution or something. He's angry that noone is posting and says so. Then he says that rather than him change you should just accept the fact that he sucks at the english language and deal. Then when the mod-lady(?) introduces her credentials he goes into a spiel about how they're fake and don't matter, presumably because of his interpretation of natural law saws that her entire life is fake and she needs to free her spirit from worldly needs, presumably by getting back to nature. He goes on to say that he's proud to be an uneducated hick, that he constantly fights the battle for his deranged views, and is proud because he isn't helping enslave the world by paying taxes.

In summary he's saying that people should destroy civilization and return to the wilds to "free their spirits." He is apparently some hick who read the Jungle Book and decided it held the truth of the world and how to live in it and is now trying to spread it. He apparently skipped the part where the main character went back to civilization and that animals can't talk.

In super short, he's an anarchistic nutjob who should be kept away from literature lest he gets ideas.

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(no subject) - [info]sarcastic_elf, 2005-11-27 06:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]v_digitalwytch, 2005-11-27 06:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-11-27 08:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]naienko, 2005-11-28 02:22 am UTC

[info]lurker32
2005-11-27 07:06 pm UTC (link)
He can spell "propaganda", but not "you"?

Either a troll or a disciple of Fysche.

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redwarrior
2005-11-27 07:59 pm UTC (link)
My brain is leaking out of my ears reading this.

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[info]yosei
2005-11-28 02:59 am UTC (link)
....o_O

I'm fairly well versed in Moon-logic (because I use it so often) but... wtf?

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[info]ianthefira
2005-11-28 03:13 am UTC (link)
Eh wot?

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[info]koipool
2005-11-29 06:23 pm UTC (link)
No comment on the WTF?wank, but "you've got to change your evil ways" is another song lyrics quote.

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(Anonymous)
2005-11-30 06:04 pm UTC (link)
If you go to his profile and click on the "find posts by this user" link, it takes you to other places where the Mod who tangled with him is actually baiting him in some places; in those threads he challenges her to grow a garden and then somehow brings up PMS. Then he says something about a "peace movement" he's involved in.

It also takes you to posts where he reprints court documents that appear to have something to do with violations of legal codes concerning the use or cultivation of marijuana, which may explain things...

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-11-30 06:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-02 05:58 pm UTC


 
   
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