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Prince Albert, the Spotted Dick ([info]omega) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-11-28 14:12:00


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"I'm just trying to be ridiculous. Which is working quite well."
On Livejournal's linguaphiles, user ulvesang poses a question about literary phonetic transcription in languages other than English. One of his examples of the uses of this convention in English is "Yo, wassup mah niggah?"

anarchys_savior takes offense. A round of "that's racist" "no, it isn't" "yes, it is" "no, it isn't" follows, spiced up with witty repartee to the nature of "...as far as I'm concerned, racist assholes like yourself can go shut the fuck up and go join the Klan."

But it doesn't end here. Feeling slighted, ulvesang decides to make another post, which user leex is kind enough to summarize for us: The fact that ulvesang thinks the correct way to express disagreement at a party is to urinate in the fruit punch and randomly kick people's shins loses him any case he might've ahd [sic] with me.

EDIT: Second post has been bahleeted, but [info]slackerbitch managed to save it for us.

THE RETURN OF EDIT: [info]annabelle_lee saved round three, and the wank continues.


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[info]pokecheck
2005-11-28 01:56 pm UTC (link)
Aaaah! Aaah! Please to be the not wanking with an Elfquest icon!!

And on a side note [info]conuly spotting! Although she's not wanking in this one.

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[info]omega
2005-11-28 02:05 pm UTC (link)
A matter which left me gobsmacked. Wank usually gravitates toward her.

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[info]mistal
2005-11-29 01:47 am UTC (link)
Doesn't she wank about something in particular usually?

Sad thing is, I cant remember what that something is.

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[info]greenling
2005-11-29 02:41 am UTC (link)
Breastfeeding, homeschooling and social impressions/assumptions of dialect.

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[info]mistal
2005-11-29 03:01 am UTC (link)
I only knew about the breastfeeding

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[info]aerobot
2005-11-29 05:17 am UTC (link)
So she's a like a blackhole of wank?

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[info]slackerbitch
2005-11-28 02:19 pm UTC (link)
Just a heads-up: the mod stepped in. Ulvesang's got one hour to add an LJ-cut or the post is going down.

Anyone want to place bets on whether s/he is going to wank about free speech and censorship and people surfing at work blah blah blah or actually lj-cut it?

Either way, I saved a local copy in case of imminent bahleetion.

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[info]slackerbitch
2005-11-28 02:21 pm UTC (link)
clarifying: the lj-cut request is for the second post, where ulvesang goes crazy with the Tourette's.

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[info]hysteria
2005-11-28 07:29 pm UTC (link)
The requisite "I deleted my post, my feelings are hurt!" entry has been made. It seems like all the large font terms in the now-deleted post don't cause the OP to bat an eyelash, but being labeled a troll is quite a substantial insult. /single emo tear

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[info]doomsday
2005-11-28 02:21 pm UTC (link)
Ho-ly crap. This extreme type of PC-whoring is exactly how we get to the point that national news broadcasters call black French people "African Americans," as ulvesang touched upon before touching upon himself and tossing more spooge on the cracker (haha, no pun intended).

And he was doing so well on the smack down in the original post. The second one was as disappointing as Weekend at Bernies 2.

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[info]skewed_tartan
2005-11-28 09:23 pm UTC (link)
Are you shitting me? Though they have probably never lived in America they called them "African Americans"?! Whats wrong with "French Africans"?

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[info]doomsday
2005-11-28 10:27 pm UTC (link)
Nope. I'm dead serious.

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redwarrior
2005-11-29 09:20 pm UTC (link)
But..they're not AMERICAN...The moon logic, it burrrnsssss!

"African-French" or "French people of African descent" sounds better.

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[info]msmanna
2005-11-29 12:39 am UTC (link)
Screw that. What's wrong with 'French'?

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[info]sizer
2005-11-28 03:28 pm UTC (link)
Aww, the second post has gone byebye. ;_;

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[info]slackerbitch
2005-11-28 04:03 pm UTC (link)
Saved.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-11-28 05:25 pm UTC (link)

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[info]kadath
2005-11-28 04:02 pm UTC (link)
Possibly [info]ulvesang could have chosen a different example, but holy shit, [info]anarchys_savior takes the gold in the 100-meter freestyle panty-twist.

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[info]omega
2005-11-28 07:32 pm UTC (link)
I vaguely remember [info]anarchys_savior's moniker from some previous wank. Anyone got the backstory?

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[info]squib
2005-11-29 07:10 am UTC (link)
He's a known troll. Not sure about what wanks he's been in, but pretty much every Pagan comm on LJ has gone a few rounds with the guy.

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[info]marginalsanity
2005-11-29 07:55 am UTC (link)
He invaded our [info]gsa_lj community a while back, ranting, arguing, & generally wanking all over the place. After a short ban he made an apology to the mod, who gave him back his membership.

It's been quiet since then, but I'm waiting. I know the wank will come again, it's only a matter of time.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2005-11-28 04:05 pm UTC (link)
anarchys_savior, paraphrased: "Please don't use words that might offend people, YOU FUCKING KKK RETARDED IDIOT!"

And he honestly can't understand why people aren't politely apologising and taking it back? We've got a genius on our hands, folks.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-11-28 05:23 pm UTC (link)
loudasthesun: so is the debate in the original post that's chock full of OMGYOUFUCKINGRACIST-witch-hunting-as-a-sport idiocy anyway.

Dude, if that was a sport, anarchys_savior would win the gold medal. That's saying a lot considering that his competion is made up of sacundim, the sarcastic know-it-all who does not comprehend Earth logic, our dear own conuly, who isn't wanking today at least, and alternemo, who was too busy freeing his gay brethren from oppression (aka 'OMG LOLZ IZ SO KEWL TO CALL GAYZ QUEERZ. IM GAY SO I SHUD KNO WERE NOT OFFENDED') to make it to this post.

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[info]arielchan
2005-11-28 05:28 pm UTC (link)
This reminds me of my boyfriend's roomate, who is white, but calls everyone "Niggah" and insists it isn't offensive to anyone because "It's niggAH not niggER".

He also says he listens to certain kinds of rap because "the white man hasn't ruined it yet".

HE IS THE WHITE MAN.

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[info]napoleon
2005-11-28 07:29 pm UTC (link)
YOU ARE THE WHITE MAN.

FANDOM WANK IS ... THE WALRUS.

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[info]threegoldfish
2005-11-28 08:34 pm UTC (link)
Koo koo kachoo.

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[info]mistal
2005-11-29 02:03 am UTC (link)
"It's niggAH not niggER"

Like "ghey" and "gay"? Also is "biatch" better than "bitch"? What about "stopid" and "stupid"?

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[info]nolifeking
2005-11-28 06:17 pm UTC (link)
Ah, [info]linguaphiles. Everytime I see it referred to, I remember why I took it off the friendslist.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-11-28 07:18 pm UTC (link)
He made another post after the second one and deleted it himself. I've got the whole page saved (god bless you, Firefox) over here if anyone wants it.

Here's his whiny explaination and the subsequent tiny mockfest.

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[info]tangentialone
2005-11-28 11:54 pm UTC (link)
Wait, "Hobbit" is a racial slur? :( Aw.

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[info]lizzypaul
2005-11-29 02:29 am UTC (link)
My brother thinks so. But that's because he's short with extremely large, hairy feet. So he's been called Frodo since the first movie came out. Doesn't help that he looks rather like Elijah Wood. /off topic

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[info]chibikaijuu
2005-11-29 04:57 am UTC (link)
He does? How old is he?

...I mean, how very interesting for him.

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[info]marginalsanity
2005-11-29 07:57 am UTC (link)
My friend nicknamed himself Hobbit, as he is short, has longish hair, freckles, & a poochy tummy.

It stuck, what can I say. XD

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[info]geekwriter143
2005-11-29 12:13 am UTC (link)
Anarchys_savior is wanky wherever he goes. He's been banned at least twice from one of the comms I co-mod because if he can start a fight or pretend to be offended or take something completely out of context just to create wank, he will. The other mods always let him back in, though.

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[info]felinephoenix
2005-11-29 02:14 am UTC (link)
I have nothing to add except the icon.

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[info]kittikattie
2005-11-29 03:26 am UTC (link)
That's it, NO ONE gets to use the word anymore.

The Angry Black Woman has spoken.

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redwarrior
2005-11-29 09:22 pm UTC (link)
Yaaay, more n-word wank. I hcoose to err on teh safe side and not say any variant of it at all. Because I'm a big ole honky Cracker McCrackerpants.

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