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Becs ([info]innermuppet) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-11-28 23:10:00
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Current mood:*sporfle!*
Current music:Film 2005

Condom Wank!
Livejournal_uk are at it again.

Includes discussion of the standards of condoms, sanitary products and the line (in jest - oh god I hope it was in jest) "Dont you know, it's far cooler to rot away from AIDS than use a free condom!"

Pretty much all threads are begining to get wanky but keep an eye out for threads involving blackpinkstars - they're special.


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(Anonymous)
2005-11-29 12:48 am UTC (link)
Can I smack Blackpinkstars? Please?

--AP Mouse

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[info]innermuppet
2005-11-29 12:59 am UTC (link)
Have at it ... if only for the comment "But they're so grooooooooooooooooss."

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[info]sabinelagrande
2005-11-29 04:22 am UTC (link)
Does anybody else think she should have her sex priviledges revoked until she can at least act mature?

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-11-29 01:36 am UTC (link)
I don't get [info]blackpinkstars... Well, besides the fact that she's a camwhore myspace user, she's supposedly 21, from Canterbury, and in art college. How would she not have access to condoms!?

Mind. Boggling. Ow.

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[info]innermuppet
2005-11-29 02:01 am UTC (link)
The visual equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and going 'la la la - not listening'?

Or perhaps there is a government conspiracy to impregnant all the women in Canterbury, or wipe out the area with the cunning use of STDs, and that's why free condoms are banned? (It's entirely possibly I've been watching too much of the X-Files today :D)

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[info]greenglass
2005-11-29 03:46 am UTC (link)
She's complaining about *free* condoms? Unless, they were hole ridden and used, I would hardly be complaining about free condoms. Then again I live in America, go to a religious university, and can only get free condoms from the Planned Parenthood that is 40 minutes away, which I take by the bulk when I get there.

It just occurred to me that since people stop in my room and ask me for free condoms, I think I've become the distributor.

/life story.

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[info]angstymcgoth
2005-11-29 07:27 am UTC (link)
That is a good life story.

A friend of mine lives in Texas, where legally, you can only own three vibrators. Any more, and it's considered intent to sell. Needless to say, we all know what to get her for Christmas.

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[info]puipui
2005-11-29 08:37 am UTC (link)
Damn. Good thing I don't live in Texas.

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-11-30 04:46 am UTC (link)
That so fucked-up anf funny it almost makes me want to move to Texas and get arrested for attempting to sell vibrators.

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uh, people have been arrested in texas for that.
(Anonymous)
2005-11-30 07:22 am UTC (link)
you can't sell sex toys AS sex toys, and so women holding 'passion parties' with dildos and vibrators and such for sale have been prosecuted. heh.

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Re: uh, people have been arrested in texas for that.
[info]singe
2005-12-02 09:01 pm UTC (link)
They're muscle massagers, officer!

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[info]aerobot
2005-11-29 05:21 am UTC (link)
She thinks condoms are EW GROSS? What is she, ten?

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(Anonymous)
2005-11-29 09:45 am UTC (link)
She only thinks they are gross if they are free. If they have the 17.5% VAT stamp on them, then they are okay for insertion into her minky by her partner-of-choice, but they are still wrong because they are too expensive.

And not flavored.

--AP Mouse

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apologies for the intrusion
[info]ashagain
2005-11-29 05:53 am UTC (link)
Sorry to bust in on a perfectly good spooge report... I just need to test the posting of comments in this community for a particular user. I'll be outta your hair, now.

Thanks!
Robin

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Re: apologies for the intrusion
[info]innermuppet
2005-11-30 05:11 pm UTC (link)
That's okay. :D

Did you find them? /nosey

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[info]crickets
2005-11-30 07:09 am UTC (link)
I did a doubletake at the maybe the guy made them himself comment. What? Was there an arts and crafts moment I missed at summer camp?

The "none of the people I know could possibly have cootiesSTIs" attitude was also rilly speshul.

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[info]innermuppet
2005-11-30 05:10 pm UTC (link)
Ah you see - in Ye Olde England we're all taught how to make homemade condoms with an old washing up bottle and some sticky back plastic. /Blue Peter reference

They're a bit bulky, but they do the job.

*walks away... John Wayne style*

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[info]crickets
2005-11-30 10:26 pm UTC (link)
I will never look at House Invaders the same way again.

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[info]singe
2005-12-02 09:03 pm UTC (link)
Now I'm imagining Bob Vila doing a 'This Old Pecker' show. Damn you both.

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