Fake foreskin wank
(You have no idea how happy it made me to type that.)

Over at Strange New Products, shocking news of an artificial retractable foreskin is released.

SenSlip will help restore the sensitivity of the penis, and protect the glans from the dryness and chafing caused by constant exposure to, and rubbing against, clothing.

As with any circumcision post the spooge starts flying almost immediately. (Is that a law yet?) Some choice quotes:

dude! that is nasty! forskin is gross. i cant imagin all the crap that festers in your forskin! not to mention it makes your penis look gross!

Damn straight.
I'm Jewish, and frankly, I find the foreskin more than a little disturbing. There my be more nerves present, but ewwwwwwww. Honestly, I can't even begin to imagin the "stuff" that gets stuck under that flap. Yucky.

maybe before you talk shit about something, you should know a little about it first. and don't yell at people for having opinions. we have ours, you have yours, and you have no right to complain about it.

Indeed, and I think on that we can all agree.