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Bartleby ([info]gal_montag) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-12-21 16:58:00


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Current mood:Wiped

[info]crochet just gets wankier and wankier. It starts with a post from the mod asking that all images must be cut tagged and include warnings. Which is followed by post after post after post after post after post of quasi (or perhaps not so quasi) offensive material, including this post which includes a naked or mostly naked picture of the OPs child modeling a hat she knitted for him. The OP is reminded that pervs roam that internets and that such pictures being put in an open post are maybe not a good idea. The legal definition of child pornography is tossed about and good fun is had by all. Then someone posts explaining that if you read the RSS feed, the LJ cuts don't work, which is met with a general chorous of well, why is your lazy ass surfing as work and OMG plz lv, k thnx! And it all culminates in bribery! Don't censor my crochet, also? Get a pattern if you agree with me!

I'm sure more's to come.

Edit: Not wanky yet, but the night's relatively young.

Edit2: [info]crochet's been baleeted. =( However, there's more fun at [info]crochet_snark and [info]crocheters might suppy good fun yet...



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[info]tekenduis
2005-12-22 01:50 am UTC (link)
Dildo cozies. *dead* Can't... stop... laughing.

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-22 02:12 am UTC (link)
Tangentically, there was another Dildo Cozy Incident about a week ago that miraculously didn't turn into wank, so I didn't report it: (http://www.livejournal.com/community/craftgrrl/7510464.html).

Not the same chick as the tampon dildo cozy maker (nezchan), but nezchan DID make the only cozy posted on the 20th: (http://www.livejournal.com/community/craftgrrl/7338468.html).

I think nezchan is *trying* to get wanked for the attention.

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(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2005-12-22 02:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]slackerbitch, 2005-12-22 04:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]slackerbitch, 2005-12-22 04:32 am UTC

[info]plazmah
2005-12-22 02:57 am UTC (link)
My favourite is the Trogdor one.

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-12-22 05:05 am UTC (link)
The sushi one pwns.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-29 07:55 pm UTC

[info]gweniveeve
2005-12-22 03:55 am UTC (link)
I expect the feminist communities to be overflowing with splooge, but crochet? *boggles*

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[info]sorchar
2005-12-22 05:06 am UTC (link)
Oh, dude, crafters can wank like nobody's business. The best part? When they run out of wank, they can always crochet/knit/sew/cross-stitch more.

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(no subject) - [info]gweniveeve, 2005-12-22 05:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarracenia, 2005-12-22 05:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]herongale, 2005-12-22 07:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2005-12-23 04:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gweniveeve, 2005-12-23 08:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2005-12-22 11:25 pm UTC

[info]aerobot
2005-12-22 03:58 am UTC (link)
Dildo cozies.

Best. Thing. EVER.

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[info]slackerbitch
2005-12-22 04:31 am UTC (link)
I got mine from Sister Clementine. It is a pink fuzzy monster and it has a tail. It is the cutest thing ever.

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(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-12-22 06:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]slackerbitch, 2005-12-22 09:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-12-22 05:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]slackerbitch, 2005-12-22 09:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2005-12-22 11:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-12-24 02:53 am UTC

[info]ravenscanary
2005-12-22 04:38 am UTC (link)
That kid is going to be so thrilled that Mom posted naked pictures of him on the Internet for the sole purpose of antagonizing people and winning at wank.

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[info]slackerbitch
2005-12-22 04:44 am UTC (link)
I think he's going to be more upset about the freaking hat.

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[info]aerobot
2005-12-22 06:27 am UTC (link)
I KNOW. He's gonna be mortified. Heaven forbid that his friends get ahold of it. XD

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[info]reinhardt
2005-12-22 04:47 am UTC (link)
I have nothing useful or coherant to add other than OMG DILDO COZIES! ROFL!

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[info]sorchar
2005-12-22 05:05 am UTC (link)
Maybe it's just me, but that kid is WAY too old to have naked pictures of himself be shared round, especially online. The people warning about pervs in that case have the right idea. It's one thing to have a naked baby picture - though even then, I'd be very hesitant to post it in an open forum - but that child's at least five or six. Not safe, not cool.

Come to think of it, why was he naked in that pic anyway? He wasn't modeling a crocheted swimsuit for heaven's sake! Dude, wtf?

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[info]rockgeisha
2005-12-22 05:24 am UTC (link)
That was exactly my thought. When I read the description, I expected it to be a child around two or so, and I was very surprised to see the photo.

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[info]sarracenia
2005-12-22 05:31 am UTC (link)
Word. Especially since at that age, he's old enough to be conceivably recognized as the kid in the pic when he gets older.

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[info]theladyfeylene
2005-12-22 05:33 am UTC (link)
He was 'being a kitty' and 'kitties don't wear clothes' and 'nudity is normal in the household'.

I have to agree with the 'dude, naked pics of your kid on an open forum aren't that good of an idea' mindset.

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(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-12-22 05:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theladyfeylene, 2005-12-22 06:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-12-23 12:32 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-24 11:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-12-25 12:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hangingfire, 2005-12-22 05:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2005-12-22 08:48 pm UTC

[info]b_jellybean
2005-12-22 05:46 am UTC (link)
I just keep thinking that he looks like he could be a younger Draco and it is CREEPING ME OUT.

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(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-12-22 05:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cie_anthy, 2005-12-22 06:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-12-22 06:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cie_anthy, 2005-12-22 06:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-12-22 06:41 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-24 11:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-12-25 12:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-12-22 06:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ironymaiden, 2005-12-22 09:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-12-22 09:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ironymaiden, 2005-12-22 09:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-12-23 12:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-12-22 12:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-22 02:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-12-23 08:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-12-23 12:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2005-12-22 08:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-12-23 12:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2005-12-23 03:57 am UTC

[info]hellespont
2005-12-22 07:19 am UTC (link)
Go take your topless aryan kids elsewhere!

Indeed! Surely there are many venues more appropriate for topless aryan children.

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(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-12-22 09:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2005-12-22 11:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2005-12-23 03:54 am UTC

[info]caffeine_fairy
2005-12-22 11:37 am UTC (link)
For bonus wank, see

http://www.livejournal.com/community/crochet_snark/

A community devoted entirely to snarking the crochet community.

People need to get out more.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-22 09:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-12-23 12:29 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-12-22 01:59 pm UTC (link)
The plot thickens: there are no longer any dildo cozies on eBay. :X

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-22 04:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caffeine_fairy, 2005-12-22 04:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-22 05:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caffeine_fairy, 2005-12-22 05:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2005-12-22 09:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2005-12-23 04:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]caffeine_fairy, 2005-12-23 10:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]slackerbitch, 2005-12-22 09:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-23 01:39 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-22 05:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-22 04:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]slackerbitch, 2005-12-22 09:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2005-12-22 11:33 pm UTC

[info]jedilora
2005-12-22 05:49 pm UTC (link)
And the comm is gone.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-23 01:39 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-23 01:47 am UTC

[info]made_by_kali
2005-12-22 06:48 pm UTC (link)
Jesus H Christ! Would it have been that hard for people to put their shit behind a cut and not post nude pictures of their obviously not-toddler aged children?

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(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2005-12-22 09:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]made_by_kali, 2005-12-22 09:12 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-12-23 06:03 pm UTC (link)
But did you know about...

http://www.livejournal.com/community/crosnark_snark/

No, really. It's a community to snark crochet_snark.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-23 07:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-23 08:06 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-12-24 12:46 am UTC (link)
That you saw a little boy and thought what you did suggests it is your brain that is wired for pederastia.

Or maybe it shows that the poster has GOOD FUCKING SENSE and knows that putting naked pictures of your six-year-old on the INTERNET is just not a good idea.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-24 01:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2005-12-24 04:18 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-24 11:55 am UTC
IT JUST KEEPS GOING
(Anonymous)
2005-12-24 01:28 pm UTC (link)
[info]conndraka stepped forward as the person who reported the pictures to the police in a post to [info]crochet_snark, then posted a link to the sex offender whatsit with the address of the child who was in the photo clearly visible, and is now arguing that it's not against the ToU and willfully ignoring all comments that point out that he's endangering the child.

And the fuckwittery continues! At least one commenter claims to be on the side of "free thinking Americans," which I guess is supposed to mean that you can be as shitty a parent as you like so long as you claim to be "free thinking." Good to know.

Furthermore, at least one of the mods has commented after the address was posted, and hasn't screened the comment with the address. WTF????!?!!?

PS. Lady with the naked kid pic? If you're reading this? Privacy services for your domain names run about $10 a year, and most places will allow you to purchase it after the fact. Please cease with the fucktardery and get it.

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Re: IT JUST KEEPS GOING - [info]gal_montag, 2005-12-24 06:49 pm UTC

 
   
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