Mommy! Mommy! Marshall said a bad word!
This isn't fandom, it isn't online, but damn I thought it was pretty wanky.

So, for whatever reason (as yet undisclosed) Source magazine and Eminem have been... mortal enemies who must utterly destroy each other in the way hip hop does these things. Nasty lyrics. Bad reviews. Scathing exposes.

The people (like Raymond 'Benzino' Scott) down at Source announce that they have found their ultimate weapon, their H-bomb. Something that will utterly crush and destroy him, hear the lamentations of his women (if he has any), black-eye his label yadda yadda yadda.

He's a racist! Mmmm... yeah. And... okay.

Em claims these are things he wrote when he was a stupid kid who just broke up with his black girlfriend. The people at Source say, "We gotta treat this the same way you treat Mike Tyson, like you treat Kobe Bryant, like you treat R. Kelly, like you treat O.J. Simpson."


(So... writing racist lyrics is the same as raping women, molesting underage girls, and killing your wife? Greeeeeat.)

Expect the fandom to get wanky as well. This one could be big.