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quickfade ([info]quickfade) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-12-24 14:33:00
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[info]stupidpetowners wank!
[info]lordperrin makes a post in the Stupid Pet Owner community over on LJ about U.S. Government plans to chip and track everyone's pets.

Surprisingly, the majority of the community are completely up for the idea. [info]lordperrin is not happy. It's fallacious arguments and strawmen at dawn.

Highlights:

Opposing this is like opposing Gay Marriage.

You've got nothing to be worried about if you've got nothing to hide. (Is there a [info]jurisimprudence law about using this argument, because there frickin' well should be.)

It's liberals like you that make 'normal' liberals like me look bad!

And other members do some stalking research and discover that [info]lordperrin is a supporter not only of the fur lifestyle, but bestiality! Oh Noes!

No furbashing. (Or, if you must, at least be original.) Merry Christmas Whatever!

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2005-12-24 03:53 pm UTC (link)
This is hilarious because it's true. XD

*pokes own kitty in belly; is rewarded with noisy purring and tail flick but little else*

...What do you mean 'get her to do a trick'?

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[info]drworm
2005-12-24 05:24 pm UTC (link)
Haha! But I have a kitty who plays fetch!

Yes, really. She is odd. ... the others don't move around as much. And the one time I had a cat get lost, it's not like he went anywhere far away. He just wouldn't come back into the house. Most frustrating.

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(no subject) - [info]ruby_falls, 2005-12-24 06:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drworm, 2005-12-24 08:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2005-12-24 08:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loony666, 2005-12-24 10:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2005-12-24 10:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bandit, 2005-12-24 10:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]zaliesiren, 2005-12-24 11:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sadisticferret, 2005-12-24 11:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]zaliesiren, 2005-12-25 02:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2005-12-25 08:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_, 2005-12-24 11:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hellespont, 2005-12-25 05:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2005-12-24 08:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]squib, 2005-12-25 05:02 am UTC

[info]iczer6
2005-12-24 08:00 pm UTC (link)
I'm jealous.

My cats won't stop moving and trying to destroy everything I own.

One has figured out how to open cabinets, he's only like two steps away from learning to use tools and then conquering the world.

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(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2005-12-24 08:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2005-12-24 08:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2005-12-24 08:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-24 08:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - sharonapple, 2005-12-24 11:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_, 2005-12-24 11:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2005-12-25 04:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_, 2005-12-25 08:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2005-12-25 08:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_, 2005-12-25 08:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]azhidahaki, 2005-12-25 03:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2005-12-27 02:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2005-12-27 02:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2005-12-27 02:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]v_digitalwytch, 2005-12-25 07:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2005-12-25 08:18 am UTC

[info]drhenryjekyll
2005-12-24 10:04 pm UTC (link)
Mine likes to hide under furniture, disappearing into the vortex of "here, kitty, kitty, kitty? Where the hell is that stupid cat? Mom, is he dead?"

He also drills a lot. Dbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
< / izzard >

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(no subject) - [info]arymabeth, 2005-12-26 08:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bitca, 2005-12-26 06:16 pm UTC

[info]doomsday
2005-12-24 10:32 pm UTC (link)
Sounds like my little fatass. The only time he is mildly athletic is when he gets stuck somewhere and has to jump down or we bring home new food and he has to spend twenty minutes tearing into the bag. Oh, or if we get out the flashlight. Otherwise he just sits around and grows belly fat. Under the Christmas tree.

His sister, on the other hand, goes on mad rampages like a little psycho, and any time I am at my computer and get up for two seconds, she steals my chair and I have to type at a weird angle from the bed because I'm too soft and can't bear to move her.

So much kitty love in this thread! =^.^=

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(no subject) - [info]moonpigeon, 2005-12-24 10:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2005-12-24 11:17 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-12-25 02:37 am UTC (link)
Hoookay, I just spent ten minutes trying to figure out why you had a cat in your stomach.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-12-25 08:26 am UTC (link)
D'aw.

Both of mine seem to alternate between 'off' and 'on'. Off is just the lazy lying around and snuggling up to me while on is a full blown racing, chasing tear through the house accompanied by lots of hissing, paw slaps, and loud thumps. There's no set time for the switch in personality either; it's just POOF and they're off!

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[info]emiweebee
2005-12-24 04:55 pm UTC (link)
For a community that requires mods to approve membership, I really don't get how trolls manage to get in on occasion.

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[info]tianxiaode
2005-12-25 08:51 am UTC (link)
(random icon love. is there a whole set of those?)

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(no subject) - [info]emiweebee, 2005-12-27 08:20 pm UTC

[info]notjo
2005-12-24 06:46 pm UTC (link)
Oooh... furbashing!

Fur is smelly! And it needs to be cleaned with proper animal tongues! Down with fur! More nakedy animals!

...

Okay, I got nuttin'.

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[info]rotten_fish
2005-12-24 07:02 pm UTC (link)
Well, if he's so worried about the government knowing when and where he's fucking a dog, maybe he could give wolves a try instead. Or grizzly bears.

I'm sure they just love the human cock.

::furbashes liek whoa::

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[info]doomsday
2005-12-24 10:39 pm UTC (link)
Badgers. Definitely badgers.

*joins in the holiday furbashing*

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(no subject) - [info]ruuger, 2005-12-25 01:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2005-12-25 01:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rotten_fish, 2005-12-25 08:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-12-26 03:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2005-12-26 09:38 am UTC

[info]platedlizard
2005-12-25 06:50 am UTC (link)
Nonononono! You have to get into the holiday spirit! I would love to see him try to fuck a reindeer! What with their sharp hooves and antlers and all!

I would rather face a bear then a pissed off deer any day of the week.

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(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-12-25 07:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rotten_fish, 2005-12-25 08:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]number13baby, 2005-12-25 08:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-12-26 12:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2005-12-26 01:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2005-12-27 02:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2005-12-27 04:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rotten_fish, 2005-12-28 12:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rotten_fish, 2005-12-28 12:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2005-12-28 05:15 am UTC

[info]kadath
2005-12-24 07:11 pm UTC (link)
Oh, lordy, did he get his ass handed to him.

No furbashing.

The denizens of stupidpetowners seem to have that covered all by themselves.

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[info]frequentmouse
2005-12-24 09:12 pm UTC (link)
Oh, crap: Stupid Pet Owners, indeed.

That's the draft plan to chip food animals to expedite tracking and controlling the spread of BSE.

You know, Mad Cow Disease?

Lord Perrin needs his very own case of Creutzfeldt-Jakov Disease; it might even make him smarter.

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(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2005-12-24 09:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2005-12-24 09:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2005-12-24 10:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2005-12-24 10:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2005-12-24 10:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2005-12-24 10:30 pm UTC

[info]ironymaiden
2005-12-24 09:21 pm UTC (link)
I don't get the opposition of chipping pets. It's easy to lose a collar. Think of how many lost pets could be reunited if they were chipped? Or even better, think of how many negligent owners could be prosecuted when their pet is found abandoned in the streets.

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(no subject) - [info]runrunmarch, 2005-12-24 09:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drhenryjekyll, 2005-12-24 10:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-12-25 12:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doroc_sabah, 2005-12-25 01:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2005-12-25 07:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2005-12-24 09:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]v_digitalwytch, 2005-12-25 07:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2005-12-25 08:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]v_digitalwytch, 2005-12-25 10:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenling, 2005-12-24 10:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2005-12-24 10:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]squib, 2005-12-25 05:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]quickfade, 2005-12-24 10:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mathilde, 2005-12-25 01:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emiweebee, 2005-12-25 03:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]slavekitty, 2005-12-25 08:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hristaesir, 2005-12-25 06:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-12-25 08:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2005-12-25 08:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doroc_sabah, 2005-12-25 01:39 pm UTC

[info]slackeremeritus
2005-12-24 09:59 pm UTC (link)
I am all for the idea of chipping my kitties. I refuse to spend another week worried to death because one of them slipped outside. Opposition to this idea baffles me.

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[info]qem_chibati
2005-12-24 10:39 pm UTC (link)
The main reason why people are against chipping, as in the real one... As far as I can gather.

Is money.

Its pretty expensive, and some people just don't want to spend money on their pets.

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(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2005-12-24 11:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hotpinkdragones, 2005-12-26 07:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2005-12-26 08:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2005-12-25 12:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2005-12-25 12:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]threegoldfish, 2005-12-25 01:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hinata, 2005-12-25 03:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]caoilte, 2005-12-25 05:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2005-12-25 08:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-25 02:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2005-12-25 08:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-26 03:39 am UTC

sharonapple
2005-12-25 02:38 am UTC (link)
Oh ye Gods.
The dogfucking part-- I-- JUST NO.

*head explodes*

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(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2005-12-25 06:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-12-25 12:04 pm UTC

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Re: That's nothing, the marrying horses ... - [info]mcity, 2005-12-27 02:09 am UTC
Re: That's nothing, the marrying horses ... - sharonapple, 2005-12-27 05:28 am UTC

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Re: That's nothing, the marrying horses ... - sharonapple, 2005-12-27 06:09 am UTC

[info]photosinensis
2005-12-25 04:01 am UTC (link)
As long as RIFD remains only in subdermal pet tags, I'm fine. It's too damn risky to use for anything else.

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[info]aerobot
2005-12-25 12:02 pm UTC (link)
Will you be for putting these chips in humans too when, not if, it happens?

ZOMG TEH GOVERUNMUNT CONSPIACY IZ COMMING!!!11!! RUUUUNN!!1!

Actually, they already do that. Parents can chip children in case of abuctions. OH NOEZ!

And the beastiality thing. Holy hell. I especially wanna kill that bastard with the flashing sentence in his post, so my eyes were drawn to it and then burned forever.

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[info]belafarinrod
2005-12-25 07:47 pm UTC (link)
Boy, did s/he ever post in the wrong community... they bemoan the lack of strict animal licences, regulations, markings etc etc daily in SPO, how the fuck could they be against this?

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(no subject) - [info]rotten_fish, 2005-12-25 08:11 pm UTC

[info]rotten_fish
2005-12-25 07:57 pm UTC (link)
I liked the mini wank that proved, indeed, libertarians have no sense of humor.

That was so sweet.

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(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2005-12-25 08:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmanurere, 2005-12-26 12:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-12-26 12:53 am UTC

[info]mcity
2005-12-27 02:04 am UTC (link)
Mmm, Lucy Liu. I strongly suspect that LordP is really Wolf J Lupus in disguise.

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redwarrior
2005-12-27 02:50 am UTC (link)
OUCH.

Animal=/=human. How hard is that for people to understand?

I'm all for all sorts of consensual fucking between humans over the age of 13, no matter how pervy. But when you bring in a creature that doesn't understand what the hell s/he's doing, like a small child or an animal, THEN I get pissed.

In other words, you can love your animals, but just don't...love your animals. :D

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(no subject) - redwarrior, 2005-12-27 02:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2005-12-27 04:43 am UTC
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