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Jon "Bad Wasabi" Wood ([info]mcity) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-12-27 16:01:00


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Good ol' vcl_horrors.
In accordance with that comm's mandate, a mediocre artist is sporked.
Said artist keeps going on about "hyoomans" and such. A friend of his who happens to be a comm member shows up to defend him. And accidentally double-posts. [info]aary_kitty calls for "less drama, more art mocking!" More "less drama".

48 comments so far, and I'm all out of gum. Perhaps we need a [info]furry_wank.
EDIT: Oh, wait, that's basically this.


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(Anonymous)
2005-12-27 10:19 pm UTC (link)
No, no, no. If there were such a community, we'd all drown under the flood of spooge.

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[info]nebbieq
2005-12-27 10:26 pm UTC (link)
I think I saw a pic on VCL like that.

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[info]mcity
2005-12-27 10:30 pm UTC (link)
I read a fic like that. An entire floor of an apartment building gets filled chest deep by four frantically yiffing hyperherms (there's a phrase I had thought never to use in all seriousness.)with spooge. No explaination of where the spooge is coming from, or why it doesn't run down the fire stairs, the elevator shaft, or the window left open earlier in the story. Sadly, that's not the worst of the fic. The worst part was the fact that it was a commission. A comissioned sequel.

Bad furfic makes emodog cry.

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(no subject) - [info]nebbieq, 2005-12-27 10:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2005-12-27 11:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]frenzy, 2005-12-28 12:38 am UTC

[info]kittikattie
2005-12-27 11:48 pm UTC (link)
AUGFH MY BRAIN FLOSS NOW.

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(no subject) - [info]amxjm, 2005-12-28 09:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lukita, 2005-12-29 03:29 pm UTC

[info]doomsday
2005-12-28 12:06 am UTC (link)
Shouldn't the (Northern Hemisphere) furries be hibernating for winter or something?

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[info]nebbieq
2005-12-28 12:52 am UTC (link)
And the dragons should be lethargic as fuck due to being cold blooded. Do you think they'd be less cranky if we gave them a sunrock?

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(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2005-12-28 02:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nebbieq, 2005-12-28 02:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2005-12-28 05:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rotten_fish, 2005-12-28 08:42 am UTC

[info]cleo_lassen
2005-12-28 02:44 am UTC (link)
I'm almost afraid to ask, but...from reading the community info--

What's KAK?

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[info]gutsy_bunny
2005-12-28 03:31 am UTC (link)
Kimberleigh Ann Keister, presumably. I think that's how you spell her name?

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(no subject) - [info]xax, 2005-12-28 09:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]frau_eva, 2005-12-28 05:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]xax, 2005-12-28 11:04 pm UTC

[info]semiotics
2005-12-28 04:00 am UTC (link)
I'm probably the only one, but when I hear people being referred to as 'hyoomans', I hear that in the voice of a Ferengi. Which lends new hilarity to the wank.

hee. Furry Ferengi.

(And I haven't watched Star Trek in years.)

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[info]greenling
2005-12-28 04:14 am UTC (link)
I am so using that... :D

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[info]ayezur
2005-12-28 04:14 am UTC (link)
According to my extensive perusal of every fantasy book in history concerning dragons, dragons generally view humans as:

a) amusing
b) a rather adorably naive and somewhat overenthusiastic race in need of guidance, like a puppy that's not fully housebroken
c) of limited use
d) irritations
e) some combination of the above
f) lunch

Dragons certainly wouldn't bother to put in all the effort of hating humans. Only humans can properly hate other humans. By the act of hating humans, he proves his humanity.

Ayezur,
wanted to post this there but also read the rules

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[info]greenling
2005-12-28 05:01 am UTC (link)
But, but can't humans be lunch and amusing?

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(no subject) - [info]ayezur, 2005-12-28 05:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rotten_fish, 2005-12-28 08:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ayezur, 2005-12-28 06:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]marciamarcia, 2005-12-29 08:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]capsulekei, 2005-12-29 12:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenling, 2005-12-29 02:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-12-29 08:02 pm UTC

flightstothesea
2005-12-28 05:01 am UTC (link)
You have the effrontery to be squeamish, it thought at him. But we were dragons. We were supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless and terrible. But this much I can tell you you ape -- the great face pressed even closer, so that Wonse was staring into the pitiless depths of his eyes -- we never burned and tortured and ripped one another apart and called it morality.

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(no subject) - [info]ayezur, 2005-12-28 05:12 am UTC
(no subject) - flightstothesea, 2005-12-28 05:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ayezur, 2005-12-28 05:25 am UTC
(no subject) - flightstothesea, 2005-12-28 05:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ayezur, 2005-12-28 05:36 am UTC
(no subject) - flightstothesea, 2005-12-28 05:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ayezur, 2005-12-28 06:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doroc_sabah, 2005-12-29 01:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amasaglajax, 2005-12-28 09:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ayezur, 2005-12-28 06:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-12-28 03:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ayezur, 2005-12-28 06:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2005-12-28 06:30 am UTC
(no subject) - flightstothesea, 2005-12-28 06:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]drworm, 2005-12-28 07:04 am UTC
(no subject) - flightstothesea, 2005-12-28 07:05 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-28 07:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2005-12-28 10:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rotten_fish, 2005-12-28 08:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2005-12-28 11:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2005-12-28 10:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rotten_fish, 2005-12-29 12:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ayezur, 2005-12-29 01:32 am UTC
"FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC" - [info]gorogoro, 2005-12-28 05:13 am UTC
Re: "FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC" - flightstothesea, 2005-12-28 05:18 am UTC
Re: "FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC" - [info]iczer6, 2005-12-28 11:58 am UTC
Re: "FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC" - flightstothesea, 2005-12-28 12:26 pm UTC
Re: "FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC" - [info]iczer6, 2005-12-28 12:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]zaliesiren, 2005-12-28 02:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - flightstothesea, 2005-12-28 02:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]zaliesiren, 2005-12-28 03:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - flightstothesea, 2005-12-28 03:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]zaliesiren, 2005-12-28 03:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - flightstothesea, 2005-12-28 03:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]renata_hpjc, 2005-12-29 02:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]renata_hpjc, 2005-12-29 02:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zaliesiren, 2005-12-29 02:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2005-12-29 04:42 am UTC

[info]kelschuu
2005-12-28 06:32 am UTC (link)
...

I have to ask: Is your icon Erik?

It looks like Erik.

<3

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(no subject) - [info]ayezur, 2005-12-28 06:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]drworm, 2005-12-28 07:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ayezur, 2005-12-28 07:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]reinhardt, 2005-12-28 08:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doroc_sabah, 2005-12-29 01:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ayezur, 2005-12-29 01:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doroc_sabah, 2005-12-29 01:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ayezur, 2005-12-29 02:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2005-12-28 10:10 am UTC

[info]pet
2005-12-28 03:56 pm UTC (link)
Er, actually, dragons, as fictional creations of authors and storytellers, can be any damn thing the author wants. Up to and including human-hating giving-a-crap effort-expending types.

And I'd argue with that 'humans can only hate humans' thing too. I've met a few abused animals who provide pretty convincing evidence to the contrary.

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(no subject) - [info]ayezur, 2005-12-28 07:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pet, 2005-12-29 02:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ayezur, 2005-12-29 02:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pet, 2005-12-29 02:51 am UTC

[info]snapperiffic
2005-12-28 05:18 pm UTC (link)
You forgot, sometimes they view humans as sex slaves, and introduce them to such amazing wonders as the venom cock. They often develop lisp when they bask in its glory.

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(no subject) - [info]ayezur, 2005-12-28 07:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gunshou, 2005-12-31 02:37 am UTC

[info]sisterelwood
2005-12-28 10:31 am UTC (link)
*reads through the wank* I'm amused by it but I'm even more amused that an old 'friend' of mine pops up in it- ashi_moto. I just wasn't expecting that username to come before my eyes again after 'the great furry=peophile wank' in May of 05'.

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[info]alisalias
2005-12-29 11:04 am UTC (link)
Icon love!

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flightstothesea
2005-12-28 04:50 pm UTC (link)
Am I the only one who finds it just a smidge hypocritical that someone who's a MEMBER of a comm devoted to mocking art is bitching about them... mocking art? Or was that sort of implied?

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[info]mcity
2005-12-28 10:15 pm UTC (link)
No, it's not you, and yes, I was trying to imply it. I'm not the only one; check the wank.

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[info]aerobot
2005-12-28 05:06 pm UTC (link)
Wow, and the art didn't traumatise me. The artist merely lacks skill, not all taste and common sense.

DOLPHINS DO NOT HAVE LEGS!!

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[info]mathilde
2005-12-28 05:30 pm UTC (link)
Shouldn't dragon furries be scalies?

Just sayin'.

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[info]xax
2005-12-28 10:14 pm UTC (link)
Some of them are!

(there are also 'featheries')

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(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2005-12-28 11:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]xax, 2005-12-29 12:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rotten_fish, 2005-12-29 12:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doroc_sabah, 2005-12-29 01:27 am UTC

[info]gun
2005-12-29 09:00 pm UTC (link)
I love how hyooomans is the bullshit furry word for the childfree_hardcore's cuntnugget

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[info]mcity
2005-12-30 01:27 am UTC (link)
I was going to write an essay on CF_H being a fandom for my OCP blog, but after I got down the specialized language, I got stuck. Curse my lack of sociological knowledge.

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