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Full o' Doom ([info]doomsday) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-12-30 22:23:00


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Of Nerds and Fat Girls
Found this through the rape wank, though it has nothing to do with it. I think this probably has a lot of backstory that I'm not familiar with, but basically daniels_pengies and gerbilsage hate each other.

Daniels_pengies thinks gerbilsage is obsessed with him. He then makes edits to gerbilsage's encyclopedia dramatica entry, which makes gerbilsage "giggle" and daniels_pengies talk about how gerbilsage is "frothing" (with nws images). Daniels_pengies bans gerbilsage and all his little friends. (Watch them both suck up to thebitingfaery as a bonus!) Eventually daniels_pengies posts a picture of gerbilsage, saying, "Would any of you actually mate with THAT????" Thus follows 200 comments, some of which contain semi-naked pictures of friends.

I'm way too lazy to figure out what the hell is going on here, but both of them post to each other's journals so often I think they should probably just stop wanking and start fucking.


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[info]wolfsamurai
2005-12-31 08:02 am UTC (link)
Is it a bad sign that I saw this wank and went looking for all the NWS and semi-naked pics? More wank needs nudes and semi-nudes.

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[info]oxydosic
2005-12-31 10:55 pm UTC (link)
Oh good, i wasn't the only one thinking that.

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[info]sashenka
2005-12-31 09:35 am UTC (link)
Just an FYI, when your nipples are on the bottom of your tits, it's not a good thing.

Yeah. Also, it would have been nice if that naked people hadn't all been real ugly in some way (at least all the ones I found... it's like a scavenger hunt... find the attractive naked person!).

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[info]eilan
2005-12-31 11:52 am UTC (link)
thebitingfaery? Again?

Is she triyng to beat [info]conuly?

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[info]saralina25
2005-12-31 09:00 pm UTC (link)
Or IS she [info]conuly?

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[info]sashenka
2006-01-01 05:47 am UTC (link)
Do you ever feel like she lurks here so that if there's any kind of wank, she can get in on it if she isn't already...

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[info]bangoskank
2006-01-03 08:06 am UTC (link)
Conuly's been pretty quiet lately. I think it's time to pass the Wank Tiara on to a new Princess.

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[info]puipui
2005-12-31 01:02 pm UTC (link)
I'm fairly certain that your need to go to another site and focus on him indicates that the creepy obsession is very mutual.

What he said. Yeah.

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[info]esclaramonde
2005-12-31 02:55 pm UTC (link)
If it comes down to gerbilsage or a person with a rubber duck in his mouth, I'll take gerbilsage.

And that is ... wow. I never thought I'd see people that could annoy me so quickly when I wasnt involved.

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-31 03:36 pm UTC (link)
I just looked at gerbilsage's picture, and WTF??? Frankly, I think he's pretty cute. ..in a Harry Potter sort of way.

ladymorrigu @ LiveJournal

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Cute, but a complete asshat
(Anonymous)
2005-12-31 03:53 pm UTC (link)
Okay, after having read his ridiculous banter with _unpretty_, I have to conclude that gerbilsage is a complete fucktard.

gerbilsage: You're FAT!

_unpretty_: Yeah, so what? Is that the best you can do?

gerbilsage: You are SO FAT!

_unpretty_: Okay, we've established that. Got any better insults?

gerbilsage: OMG, so FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT!!!!

_unpretty_: You're a moron.

gerbilsage: You're a big FATTY!

ad infinum....



and just for the record, I think _unpretty_ has great skin and nice curves...

Ladymorrigu @ LiveJournal

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Re: Cute, but a complete asshat - (Anonymous), 2005-12-31 04:18 pm UTC
Re: Cute, but a complete asshat - [info]nebbieq, 2005-12-31 05:55 pm UTC
Re: Cute, but a complete asshat - [info]runrunmarch, 2006-01-01 01:18 am UTC
Re: Cute, but a complete asshat - [info]nebbieq, 2006-01-01 02:24 am UTC
Re: Cute, but a complete asshat - (Anonymous), 2005-12-31 07:21 pm UTC
Re: Cute, but a complete asshat - (Anonymous), 2006-01-01 02:30 am UTC

[info]doomsday
2005-12-31 08:05 pm UTC (link)
...Now I want to paint a scar on his forehead and give him a wand and an owl and make him say, "Avada Kedavra," in the Potter Puppet Pals voice.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-31 08:14 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-12-31 03:57 pm UTC (link)
hmm. I remember meeting [info]daniel_pengies on [info]tmi_chix. it just confused me as to why he felt the need to comment on yeast infections and the like. I think we're trying to ban him.
-barbariansheep

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(Anonymous)
2006-01-01 08:52 am UTC (link)
Aye. Try having him comment on your posts complaining about cramps of death/female masturbation.

Banning would be a good thing, yes.

kickthehobbit (http://www.livejournal.com/users/kickthehobbit)

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(Anonymous)
2005-12-31 04:26 pm UTC (link)
Heres more info on daniel_pengies.

A while ago there was a serial adder called iwrotetherules. They added DP and he became convinced it was gerbilsage.

Since then, DP has been COMPLETELY OBSESSED with proving he is somehow better than gs in every possible way. He makes multiple polls per month about how great he is, vs how shit gs is. Of course, GS gets all his friends to put links to the poll everywhere and then DP will say "ANYONE WHO VOTED FOR GERBILSAGE DOES NOT COUNT BECAUSE THEY ARE TROLLING" This from the moron who spent months claiming to be "LJs best troll".

DP is an embarassment to LJ, his friends are a bunch of morons who think by sucking his ass they'll become e-famous, and gerbilsage just finds it all far too hilarious to miss out on.

Feel free to check out cdaee for followup polls relating to all this nonsense.

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(no subject) - [info]hysteria, 2005-12-31 05:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-31 07:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bronzed, 2005-12-31 10:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2005-12-31 07:56 pm UTC

[info]footsie
2005-12-31 04:31 pm UTC (link)
Look at this! A foight between two woodenhead trolls! Croikey! They're beautiful, aren't they! Now normally, a contest of dominance between two male trolls like this is over quickly, but these goys are evenly matched! This battle may go on for days, and there's a lot at stake: woodenhead trolls are veeeeery territorial creatures, and as with many other animals in the wild, only the alpha male gets to breed with all the female woodenheads!

...and over there, you see a Brainless wondertroll, shoving his thumb up one of the two woodenhead trolls' arses! Ow, look at im, he's hopping mad now! Obviously, the wondertroll watches my wildlife program; that's moy signature move! Croikey, that smarts!

(Oi'll need to hit him with a C&D notice immediately!)

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(no subject) - [info]tekenduis, 2005-12-31 05:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - flightstothesea, 2005-12-31 05:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-12-31 07:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-31 07:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2005-12-31 07:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-12-31 08:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oxydosic, 2005-12-31 10:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]capsulekei, 2006-01-01 05:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mathilde, 2006-01-01 12:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tetsuki, 2006-01-01 02:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]azhidahaki, 2006-01-01 05:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2006-01-01 04:52 pm UTC

[info]kadath
2005-12-31 06:11 pm UTC (link)
gerbilsage was following njyoder around the atheism community for a while. This managed to actually raise njyoder's "annoying fucktardedness" quotient, which I didn't think was possible.

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(no subject) - [info]miss_padfoot, 2006-01-01 11:25 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-12-31 07:43 pm UTC (link)
Damn, I wish iwrotetherules was still around so you could see the hilariousness that was Daniel_pengies being convinced that iwrotetherules was gerbilsage, and how he "pwned" everyone by being incredibly not funny. Did you notice he has a "cyber tips jar" asking people who enjoy his trolling to send him tips via PayPal?

For those who didn't see it, iwrotetherules was basically a serial adder, who managed to get lots of people trying to guess who they were. At one point they named themself as being gerbilsage, me, and one other person. The next day they admitted that they weren't any of us. In the 24 hours in between, D_P went nuts over how obvious it was that it'd been gerbilsage all along, how it was all a big circle jerk of elitist LJers (even though various of the people replying telling him he wasn't funny actually hate each other), etc etc. Apparently D_P is upset that he was rejected by rant_about_cons, and is intent on "overthrowing" the "elitist" trolls of LJ, or something.

Fucking hell, the man has a wife and a kid. Gerbilsage, otoh, is a university student, and mostly enjoys annoying religious nuts by knowing the Bible better than them.

cdaae @ livejournal.com

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-12-31 08:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-31 09:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-31 09:23 pm UTC

[info]mcity
2005-12-31 07:55 pm UTC (link)
Um, gerbilsage isn't bad-looking. Just homely. What on earth id D_P talking about?

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(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2005-12-31 07:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2005-12-31 08:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rotten_fish, 2006-01-01 08:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-12-31 08:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2005-12-31 11:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2005-12-31 11:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-31 11:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2005-12-31 11:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-01-01 12:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bronzed, 2006-01-01 01:32 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-01-01 02:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-01-01 09:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tao_tao, 2006-01-01 07:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bronzed, 2006-01-01 08:28 pm UTC

[info]mathilde
2005-12-31 11:02 pm UTC (link)
There's ongoing d_p/gerbilsage stupidity over at stupid_free.

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(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2005-12-31 11:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mathilde, 2005-12-31 11:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-31 11:42 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-01-01 03:22 am UTC (link)
I'm cdaae and I think [info]gerbilsage is the most intelligent, witty, devastating and sexy son of a bitch ever to walk this earth.

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Fuck you, I am Spartacus - (Anonymous), 2006-01-01 03:33 am UTC
Re: Fuck you, I am Spartacus - [info]doomsday, 2006-01-01 03:51 am UTC
Re: Fuck you, I am Spartacus - [info]bronzed, 2006-01-01 03:59 am UTC

[info]sorchar
2006-01-01 05:39 am UTC (link)
Just as a note, it's actually "daniels_pengies", though there is a "daniel_pengies" as well on LJ.

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(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2006-01-01 08:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2006-01-01 11:41 pm UTC
Only Possible Solution
[info]rotten_fish
2006-01-01 09:02 am UTC (link)
ROCKS FALL. EVERYONE DIES.

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Re: Only Possible Solution - [info]annabelle_lee, 2006-01-01 11:04 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-01-01 09:24 am UTC (link)
http://www.livejournal.com/users/daniels_pengies/52433.html

come on guys. disgusting. THEN, read what comes from his mouth.....disgusting..much more than his physical grotesque form.

pls to be waking the fuck up fat girls. FAT GUYS WITH SMALL DICKS WILL NEVER BE HOT OR EVEN OK TO LOOK AT.

sincerely,
poonariffic of death_note fun

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(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2006-01-01 08:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bronzed, 2006-01-01 08:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oxydosic, 2006-01-01 10:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tiasian, 2006-01-02 04:38 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-01-02 01:31 am UTC (link)
1. Unless you are seriously perverted, stupid, or insane, it is obvious that gerbilsage is ten billion times hotter than daniels_pengies.

2. If you read his journal or other threads he trolls on, it is obvious that gerbilsage is ten billion times more intelligent than daniels_pengies.

Correction. 500 billion times.

Just a few million times more intelligent than the rest of the internet.

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(no subject) - [info]rotten_fish, 2006-01-02 06:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2006-01-03 06:09 pm UTC

 
   
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