Ooh, it's publisher wank!
A small, cute ickle baby wank for your Tuesday.
It seems ironic that there would be wank about erotic romance, doesn't it? But there is.

Over on the blog of Jaynie R., an editor and aspiring erotic romance writer Jaynie stirs up the splooge by posting an anonymous comment bashing Elloras Cave, a leading publisher of romantic erotica.

"It doesn't surprise me. I know for a sad fact that EC doesn't give a damn about
most of their authors. Only the ones who kiss ass.If you aren't an ass kisser, they
have no use for you. just your books.They just love to screw their authors over."

Naturally, many Elloras Cave authors leap in to defend themselves.
The amusing thing is that now there's a sequel to this wank, which has not reached wankiness in itself, but the day is still young.

Edited because I accidentally snipped a bit of the original anonymous wank out of the link.