Wank in Girl Gamers!
extrophic_ghost does not like the Nintendo Revolution controller and says so.

He compares it to the PowerGlove, and claims that plans to make a "shell" for the controller won't work as they'd apparently have to be as long as the original controller.  Various people object, but the wank doesn't start until extrophic_ghost starts butting heads with shockingalberto.

Highlights include:  Accusations that Ghost is a Playstation Fanboy!
                             The Revolution is the console equivilent of the PSP!
                             People don't want revolution, they want things that are familiar!
                             Maybe gloves look different where you come from.

Really, I wouldn't consider this too wanky in and of itself...

Until extrophic_ghost decides to post the same complaint again.  In the same community, no less.

Highlights of this one include: I'm not a Sony Fanboy!  Honest!
                                            Dancing on Gumpei Yukoi's Grave!  (Though I wish I knew what was in the deleted comments down there)
                                            Requests to stop deleting comments
                                            Stay on topic or don't be insulting, and I won't delete your comments.
                                            STOP COMPARING THE REVOLUTION TO THE DS, THEY"RE TOTALLY DIFFERENT
                                            Ctrl+Alt+Del is trotted out to make a point that is completely missed.
                                            You are all sheep!

In the meantime, I'll be over here coveting paintobscura's icons.