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Faulty Premise ([info]faultypremise) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-01-05 01:54:00


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It's another fake death on lj!

Backstory: This one is convoluted. Apparently two ljers had a love interest in one another for awhile. There's a bad break up, nothing new in lj-land. Well, one of them decides the /only/ way to get away from it all is to fake her death. You know, fooling friends and the like as well as the ex she claims is stalking her. (I have no idea if there's any stalking going on or not. I just find it amusing that someone who says they want to get away from someone goes out of their way to spy on them and keep track of them through others and uses a melodramatic method of 'suicide' as a means to an end.)

Then, several months later, comes back to say not only is she not dead, but she goes off on a huge rant. Mostly about her ex, but also flinging shit in just about every direction possible.

There are other choice tidbits in this. Such as her getting her mother involved. She puts on a pretty good show for the audience, crying and grieving for a daughter who isn't actually dead.

Naturally this upsets her friends, people who had actually given a shit that she'd 'died'.



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[info]telesilla
2006-01-05 09:03 am UTC (link)
Psueicide -- Because on the Internets you can attend your own funeral.

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rowleyorama
2006-01-05 09:07 am UTC (link)
Why are all the fake deaths/life threatening illnesses/serious injuries so damned tl:dr?

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[info]alisalias
2006-01-05 09:39 am UTC (link)
That's such a crappy thing to do to your friends.

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(no subject) - [info]miss_arel, 2006-01-06 08:04 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-01-05 10:18 am UTC (link)
I love wank like this. Seriously.

And unlike you, and I know you rp'd with others no matter HOW much you deny it, I remained completely faithful to you.

...RPing = cheating. Who knew?

Who has spent the last year emoing over me (to gain pity and attention from your fellow lj sluts) while I've been moving on, finding real life friends and a real life relationship? I think we can see who the emo queen is here, Nia. And it's not me.

I die. (But not really. This is just a half-arsed attempt at semi-comic hyperbole to demonstrate my intense amusement. I'm not really dead.)

The wank with Lyme wins, though, 'cause of Lyme's detective skills. I want powers like that, dammit.

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(no subject) - [info]faultypremise, 2006-01-05 01:47 pm UTC
*Falls out of chair* - [info]shun_mcdaddy, 2006-01-05 02:43 pm UTC
Re: *Falls out of chair* - [info]shun_mcdaddy, 2006-01-06 01:14 am UTC
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[info]scootermcgaffin
2006-01-05 10:52 am UTC (link)
Shut down the wank comms. There's no longer a point. This one wins.

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[info]aerobot
2006-01-05 11:48 am UTC (link)
Waitafuckingminute, her MOTHER is in on this!?

WHAT THE EVERLASTING FUCK!?

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[info]ingrid
2006-01-05 12:01 pm UTC (link)
This is so demented. *goggles*

And her MOTHER making up that shit????? WHOA! (Also, naming herself "the_hen" -- a little obsessed with yer grownup spawn there, eh?)

This is definitely the nuttiest thing I've seen in a while.

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[info]shylu
2006-01-05 02:25 pm UTC (link)
OT, but may I know where you get the image in your icon? (cos ByaxUki is such a rare pairing)

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(no subject) - [info]miss_arel, 2006-01-05 05:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]faultypremise, 2006-01-05 05:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shylu, 2006-01-06 11:57 am UTC
Wow.
tsuzukilove
2006-01-05 02:58 pm UTC (link)
I'm one of Nia's friends, so I saw this from the beginning, but didn't report it out of respect for her. This, though, is the height of insanity on Kurohyou and her sockmommy's behalf.

It's like a trainwreck. Never mind that I grieved over Kuro too. >_

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Re: Wow. - [info]faultypremise, 2006-01-05 06:02 pm UTC
Re: Wow. - [info]milkmoon, 2006-01-06 01:14 am UTC

[info]zaliesiren
2006-01-05 03:07 pm UTC (link)
I caught murmurings of this on my flist but... wow. Just wow. I'll sit here and stare now.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-01-05 10:20 pm UTC

[info]senor_pinata
2006-01-05 03:14 pm UTC (link)
Fake death wanks are always the best wanks. Or the worst ones. It depends how you use the words.

I gotta say, though, while I don't blame her friends for wanting to believe their friend wouldn't lie about her death (because WHO THE FUCK WOULD?), the mommy posts reeked of fake like day-old fish.

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[info]phosfate
2006-01-05 04:01 pm UTC (link)
"And that's why I left lj, and that's why I have to die..."

And yet she managed to do neither.

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[info]smo
2006-01-05 04:12 pm UTC (link)
Wow, a mommy!sock. That's a first.

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(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2006-01-06 06:22 am UTC
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[info]nebbieq
2006-01-05 04:20 pm UTC (link)
Wow, what a crazy ass manipulative bitch. :D While some of the things she said about Nia sounded creepy (or at least, annoying), it's hard to take it seriously in between her going "MY MOM DOES WHAT I WANT!!!" and the fact that, she, y'know, faked her suicide. Besides, wouldn't a "fuck y'all, I'm leaving the net" post me more efficient to go out and get the life like she bragged about? Seriously, folks, no one can stalk you online if you're not online!

Also, it's pretty hard to take this relationship and the "stalking" seriously considering that they never met. Not to mention that this opens up the possibility of other fun, non pseucide related lies to get a breakup.

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(no subject) - [info]eilan, 2006-01-05 04:43 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]onewingedhyu, 2006-01-06 12:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nebbieq, 2006-01-06 03:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]faultypremise, 2006-01-06 07:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]onewingedhyu, 2006-01-06 07:59 am UTC
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[info]ashenmote
2006-01-05 04:36 pm UTC (link)
Whoa. When it's my turn to return from the dead and I am like that? Plz call Jerry Springer kill me, someone.

Let's hope I'll go zombie instead.

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[info]pyratejenni
2006-01-05 05:11 pm UTC (link)
I could never have my mother post on LJ to nnounce my death. She hates computers.

So it would have to be my sister instead. Or maybe a niece. Hmmm.....

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(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2006-01-05 09:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]isobelsomething, 2006-01-07 07:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2006-01-08 12:51 am UTC

[info]luthe
2006-01-05 05:14 pm UTC (link)
So I lied about my death, I never said I was honest and it's not like anyone else is honest in this sadistic pus-drenched pandoras box of a website.

Comedy gold!

Also, the "OMG I'm soooooooo emo-ness of Kurohyou's LJ amuses me. "The Great Book of Angst"? "Into the Den of Woe"? "Years Shrouded in Pain"? Man, is someone trying hard to prove their emo cred. *sheds single emo tear for her*

And yeah, the "mother's" comments are totally tl;dr. And suspiciously sock-puppet like, as I have never, ever heard of a mother who would refer to their dead child by said child's Internet nickname. My mother wouldn't. Hell, my mother would use my fucking full name, which no one but my family and the federal government uses.

Final verdict: the Internet is full of batshit, and this is just a gold mine of it.

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(no subject) - [info]faultypremise, 2006-01-05 06:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2006-01-05 07:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nebbieq, 2006-01-05 09:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-01-05 07:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2006-01-05 07:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2006-01-05 08:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2006-01-05 08:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nebbieq, 2006-01-05 09:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - sharonapple, 2006-01-07 04:43 am UTC
Holy WackJob, Batman!
[info]darkeyes
2006-01-05 05:20 pm UTC (link)
0_0


I think this nut just managed to make the entire HP fandom look sane.


....

well, almost.


The 'indignant grieving mother' was a nice touch I must say.Very classy

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Re: Holy WackJob, Batman! - [info]smo, 2006-01-05 05:26 pm UTC
Re: Holy WackJob, Batman! - [info]darkeyes, 2006-01-05 05:56 pm UTC
Re: Holy WackJob, Batman! - [info]smo, 2006-01-05 07:07 pm UTC
Re: Holy WackJob, Batman! - [info]mouseykins, 2006-01-05 08:37 pm UTC
Re: Holy WackJob, Batman! - [info]smo, 2006-01-05 08:39 pm UTC
Re: Holy WackJob, Batman! - [info]hristaesir, 2006-01-06 12:41 am UTC
Re: Holy WackJob, Batman! - [info]nebbieq, 2006-01-05 09:26 pm UTC
Re: Holy WackJob, Batman! - [info]nicolae, 2006-01-05 10:15 pm UTC
Re: Holy WackJob, Batman! - [info]doroc_sabah, 2006-01-05 07:09 pm UTC
Re: Holy WackJob, Batman! - [info]smo, 2006-01-05 07:20 pm UTC
Re: Holy WackJob, Batman! - [info]annabelle_lee, 2006-01-05 07:56 pm UTC
Re: Holy WackJob, Batman! - [info]notjo, 2006-01-05 08:01 pm UTC
Re: Holy WackJob, Batman! - [info]annabelle_lee, 2006-01-05 09:07 pm UTC
Re: Holy WackJob, Batman! - [info]notjo, 2006-01-05 09:10 pm UTC
Re: Holy WackJob, Batman! - [info]silrana, 2006-01-05 10:18 pm UTC
Re: Holy WackJob, Batman! - [info]v_digitalwytch, 2006-01-06 09:08 am UTC
Re: Holy WackJob, Batman! - [info]smo, 2006-01-06 03:38 pm UTC

[info]ecchaniz0r
2006-01-05 06:05 pm UTC (link)
Dear Kurosomething:

Now would be a good time to, like, die fer reeelz okai!!!!!!!1!!//??

*cough*

Sorry. not the least bit serious there but good heavens, what a braindamaged wanko-putz.

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[info]herongale
2006-01-05 06:15 pm UTC (link)
;___; I feel so sorry for Nia... I don't know her, but no one deserves to have their emotions fucked with like this. I can't even imagine how this clouded her life all last year. Although it's good that she knows the truth, to let this go on for a year... to let it go on for even a DAY... is one of the cruelest things that someone can do to someone you allegedly care about. This is so hurtful and awful.

Kurohyou needs to be struck from the internet forever.

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(no subject) - [info]onewingedhyu, 2006-01-06 05:21 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-01-07 06:32 am UTC

[info]arielchan
2006-01-05 06:40 pm UTC (link)
*dies*

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(no subject) - [info]singe, 2006-01-05 06:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arielchan, 2006-01-05 07:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nebbieq, 2006-01-05 09:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ymfaery, 2006-01-07 12:49 am UTC

[info]doroc_sabah
2006-01-05 07:07 pm UTC (link)
Is that actually her mother?

'Cause it seems a little convenient for her LJ username to be the_hen.

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(no subject) - [info]miraba, 2006-12-15 03:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]miraba, 2006-12-15 03:04 am UTC

[info]prettyveela
2006-01-05 07:09 pm UTC (link)
Now THAT'S a hell of wank. Grade A wank in it's finest form.

THE "DEAD" PERSON HAS AN ATTITUDE AND IS WANKING. Just...LMAO!

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(no subject) - [info]nebbieq, 2006-01-05 09:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]scootermcgaffin, 2006-01-06 12:19 am UTC
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