Current mood:

Righteous

Fuck you! No, fuck YOU!
First post, be gentle :D

Fuckyoulist is a ranting community where you can go and vent over whatever it is that just ruined your day. May it be your mom, your printer, your cat, the traffic, your classmates or ... God.

Apparently shiranami had posted a rant about her hard life, blaming God for putting this hard burden on her shoulder. I say "apparently" because at the time I stumbled over this wank, s/h/it has already bahleeted the post after a shitstorm of comments.

But this wouldn't be a rant community if the members would just leave it at that, would it? No, fuckyoulist goes mad:

gothique: Fuck everyone who blame other things for their problems!

Or, to phrase it a bit more subtly like deviancy: Fuck all spineless whelps of the world.!

rachelthedemon: Well, why not name it: Fuck you shiranami!

My personal favourite, listentothis42: Fuck missing all the good stuff before it got bahleeted!
(Word. Reading all this wank makes me so curious about the original post!)

And the biggest post so far: Fuck you for calling fuck you over the fuck you of shiranami! Enter elgaladangel, calling herself "Avenging Death Killer of Doom" because she thinks shiranami is treated so badly. Woe!

" The fact that she disabled comments means she didn't intend this as incendiary or a direct attack or an opening to a fight. So why don't you actual behave like civilized humans, Christians, Jews, Muslims, Pagans, Atheists, Agnostics, monkeys, aliens, fruit products, breakfast cereals, WHATEVER!!! and LET IT GO. "

Like following her shining example!

110 comments so far, featuring a cameo by a prominent wanker, the_faery_queen. And lo and behold: shiranami herself pipes up and one finally gets the picture about what the hell was going on anyway. gothique and elgaladangel wank along, one in defense of rachelthedemon, the other in defense of shiranami!

Watch the splooge flying and elgaladangel playing it tough:

"Golden Rule, sugar. You can tell other people what to do, so I can damn well tell you too. And I'm telling you now: Piss off."

"And now people are going to be snarky to me for OH NOES NOT UNDERSTANDING THEIR REASONS WHY THEY HAVE TO POST!!!! Go ahead. It'll entertain me. I shall sit back and feel the flames of your roasting and laugh. And toast marshmallows. Mmmmm."

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	rachelthedemon 2006-01-11 07:29 am UTC (link)
	Ah! I was wondering when this would show up, here. ashamed Forgive me, Cthulhu, for I have ~~wanked with a sandpaper glove~~ sinned. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	chili_power 2006-01-11 09:58 am UTC (link)
	reaches Kleenex box (Reply to this)(Parent)

	skewed_tartan 2006-01-11 07:32 am UTC (link)
	When I see a fire the first thing I think of is toasting marshmallows. i.e. " I shall sit back and feel the flames of your roasting and laugh. And toast marshmallows. Mmmmm."=/=clever response. (Reply to this)

	sharonapple 2006-01-11 07:34 am UTC (link)
	Gothique's cupcake icon is making me hungry. Damn it! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	chili_power 2006-01-11 09:59 am UTC (link)
	Don't go to her journal then, it is all cupcake based. Damn, now I'm hungry, too. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	squib 2006-01-11 04:00 pm UTC (link)
	Me too! It's the sprinkles that did me in. FUCK YOU ~~GOD~~ SPRINKLES! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ecchaniz0r 2006-01-11 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	GODSPRINKLES. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sharonapple 2006-01-12 03:17 am UTC (link)
	WORSHIPS THE SPRINKLES (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nebbieq 2006-01-14 08:20 am UTC (link)
	Worships several different kinds of sprinkles and other food decorations! Hah! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	miss_padfoot 2006-01-11 07:41 am UTC (link)
	I think my favorite wanker was the one who complained about Rachel's "swearing techniques" in a community called fuckyoulist. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	emiweebee 2006-01-11 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	The whole "Cunt is actually a good word, despite the massive negative reaction to the contrary"? I'm all for knowing the derivation of words, and for resurrecting forgotten meanings, but come on! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	drworm 2006-01-11 08:00 am UTC (link)
	Uh... so, elgaladangel gets really damn annoying with all the "::curtsies::" shit. Yes, yes, you're all pretty and feminine and roasting imaginary marshmallows. Whatever. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	chili_power 2006-01-11 10:09 am UTC (link)
	That and the PLSKTHX. She must admire herself in the mirror for her kewlness every day. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rachelthedemon 2006-01-11 08:20 am UTC (link)
	I just wish I'd thought to save a copy of the bahleeted rant that shiranami is all "OMG I NEVER SAID I WAS ATHEIST!" about. Because said rant included something to the effect of "God doesn't exist because if he did, my life wouldn't be so shitty!" That's atheism (albeit a very bad example) if I ever heard it. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	chili_power 2006-01-11 09:58 am UTC (link)
	Gee, not only you! I'm so curious by now. All the reading made me go "WTF are you guys talking about?!" Pet peeve of mine: people being atheistic cos it is in fashion right now but having no clue what it MEANS. Like a girl on my friendslist who excused herself for being blasphemous by being atheist. Duh. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

rachelthedemon
2006-01-11 05:37 pm UTC (link)

*boggles* That's just...wow. SPECIAL.

Also? I'm rather amused by the "THIS PLACE IS NOT FOR INSULTING PEOPLE!" in a comm with a name like "fuckyoulist." Dude, if "fuck you!" isn't an insult, then what is it?

And extra points for the "don't give me ideas on how to fix my life because none of them will work! And I know this without even considering them! STFU YOU DON'T KNOW ME!"

As if knowing her personally would make anything she says sound less whiney and idiotic.

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smo
2006-01-11 03:56 pm UTC (link)

I dunno about you, but going into debt does not sound like my cup of tea.

Didn't sound like mine either, but I still took loans out the wazoo to pay for grad school. Why? Because I wanted to get my Master's degree, and my parents were tapped out after putting me, my brother *and* my sister through undergrad. No, it's not fun being in debt, but sometimes it's a necessary evil.

/wank

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	GIP marlo 2006-01-11 04:02 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, I was raised by hyenas. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: GIP chili_power 2006-01-11 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	Aw damn, now I look stupid. Gotta go home and listen to Linking Park. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: GIP chili_power 2006-01-11 04:38 pm UTC (link)
	Hell, I can't even spell the emo bands right. I must be really awfully stupid! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: GIP nebbieq 2006-01-14 08:24 am UTC (link)
	Don't worry, it's God's fault that you're dumb. It'll be okay. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: GIP puipui 2006-01-12 12:53 am UTC (link)
	snickers like a hyena (Reply to this)(Parent)

	squib 2006-01-11 04:05 pm UTC (link)
	I just love ncfwhitetigress and her "cunt is based on an ancient term" blahblah female empowerment blahblah. Woman, put down the Barbara Walker! (Reply to this)

	emiweebee 2006-01-11 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	elgaladangel doesn't really understand the meaning of the Golden Rule. shirinami really misses the point of God and the whole "testing you" thing. Methinks she should reread Job. Or just shut up and become an atheist. Don't get mad at your deity of choice because you don't understand your religion of choice. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	chili_power 2006-01-11 04:35 pm UTC (link)
	But she says she's an atheist. Or so I think. Something like "God doesn't exist or he would not let me suffer like that." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	emiweebee 2006-01-11 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, and then later she's like OMG I'm not an atheist! Also? If she is an atheist, that's the worst reasoning ever. "I didn't understand the religion, so I don't believe in it!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chili_power 2006-01-11 04:39 pm UTC (link)
	But obviously she doesn't understand being an atheist, neither. There should be a new religion just for people who don't get it. Christianity Light or something like that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jetamors 2006-01-11 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	Apatheism? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ladybirdsleeps 2006-01-11 07:03 pm UTC (link)
	It would be the biggest religion ever. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	greenling 2006-01-12 04:02 am UTC (link)
	I thought that was what Secular Humanism was made for. :P (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2006-01-11 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	So why don't you actual behave like civilized humans, Christians, Jews, Muslims, Pagans, Atheists, Agnostics, monkeys, aliens, fruit products, breakfast cereals, WHATEVER!! The "fruit products" made me giggle. What kind of fruit product did you have in mind? Also, chili_power, your icon is teh awesome. -Mus (Reply to this)

	mistal 2006-01-12 06:53 am UTC (link)
	I might have not seen shiranami first post but I've seen her comments. Can I say that she's whining and all she seems to say is "I had a tough week, things are hard! Stop being mean!! You don't know anything!!~~pity me~~" or do I get called a judgmental-bitch? As for elgaladangel...her hypocrisy is killing me. I wonder if she even knows the meaning of hypocrisy. (Reply to this)

	rotten_fish 2006-01-14 04:33 am UTC (link)
	Well, shit. Now I have to come up with a new insult. =( (Reply to this)

	rotten_fish 2006-01-14 04:49 am UTC (link)
	Okay, so I actually read the wank now. What the shit, wankers? Blaming God is not a new thing. It's not something to get so frickin' bitchy about. I feel like I should post a link to Sinfest comic. Or something. (Reply to this)(Thread)

rachelthedemon
2006-01-14 07:33 am UTC (link)

Oh, blaming God isn't the problem. Blaming God and then declaring that God doesn't exist because if he did your life wouldn't suck is. Then deleting the post to cover your tracks. Then coming back and screeching "OMGINEVERSAIDTHAT!" when you're called out. Then saying that no one can form an opinion about you or even give you a suggestion to get out of your situation because ZOMGTHEYDONTKNOWYOU!

Not to mention the crazy cohort who thinks ~~marshmallow-toasting and curtsying make her omgsoclever~~ adding to drama will stop drama, and bitches that no one can say "fuck you" to her little friend because ZOMGTHEYDONTKNOWHER!

That's what's mockable. Blaming God is just old news.

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