Woman marries dolphin, oh and incest!
Non-fandom GAFF wank, thanks to an Anonymouse in Wank_Report. Warning, may squick many.

Someone posts a couple news stories about a woman marrying a dolphin... yes it gets stranger.

Hellfire thinks "That’s gross!" and ask "Why the hell would anyone want to do a thing like this?"

Apparently Hellfire’s tastes are not exactly what society would call 'vanilla' either. This is pointed out by a couple of anonymous posters who have this to say:

The...irony...must...not...comment....

And apparently to clarify the previous comment:

Why the hell would anyone have sex with their father?

As you can imagine it goes down hill from there. Wank ensues, as well as complaints of TMI. The whole thing is like a crazy disturbing train wreck.

Highlights for those who don’t want to scroll

Think what you will, but my dad is 100% human.

Don't even try the 'she has sex with her dad and think's it's ok and therefore she isn't worth arguing with' type bullshit. Are my points any less valid because of my unusual life expereinces?

Your sexual preference for incest and your hypocrisy is a source of disgust and amusement, all in one.

So let me get this clear: Because I have a preference for incest, I'm not allowed to find beastiality squicky?

Hellfire, have you ever heard of the little term we call "TMI"?


Edit
More info for those inclined:

It seems that Hellfire is rather well known in the wank world. Here you can find the genesis of this wank and most likely all others concerning Hellfire and incest. Thanks to somnambulicious for the linkage.