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Her Royal Highness the Princess Cimorene (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} cimorene111) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} otf_wank,@ 2003-11-20 18:17:00 |
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mini britney vs. christina aguilera wank!
summarized for your pleasure, and to save you from the sort of icon and layout prevalent in these communities:
background:
ms. spears is known for lip-synching and has just released a new album which is being uniformly trashed by the critics. her buildup for the album included posing topless in Rolling Stone and Entertainment Weekly, bottomless in Esquire, and wearing nothing but a feather boa in (what was it? the NY Post or something?)
the showdown:
xtina, in maxim blender: “Look at people like Beyoncé or Britney. They’re desperate to come across as sweet, good little girls, but then you see them in photo shoots that are extremely sexual—tight little booty shorts, and not much else. SO why do they try to be virginal in interviews?... ’Oh, gosh, I haven’t kissed a boy in I don’t know how long!’... Come on, girls, stop contradicting yourselves! If you want to do those magazine covers and those videos, then fine, more power to you. But don’t revert to innocence afterwards.”
nycteenguy in a christina fans' community: I know it's a stupid thing to do and I might get bashed but I'll do it anyway. But I'm leaving this community. I want NOTHING at all to do with Christina Aguilera. Do not go talking about people you don't know. I read the Blender article and seriously... it just ticked me off. Especially what she said about Britney. Britney NOR Beyonce talk about her and she's going to talk about other people and be a bitch? [edited for brevity]
nycteenguy posts about his dear john letter to the christinites in the britney_fans community.(one amusing comment in agreement.) eta: several amusing comments ensue from other enthusiastic britney minions, who are starting to remind me of the fans of cassie claire. the opinion is advanced that britney has class. watch for a chocolate-truffle-sized morsel of snarkwank from me, when my resolve slipped. i'm sure more rah rah rahs will be appearing shortly.
next up, in the comments to the dear john letter...
summarized for your pleasure, and to save you from the sort of icon and layout prevalent in these communities:
background:
ms. spears is known for lip-synching and has just released a new album which is being uniformly trashed by the critics. her buildup for the album included posing topless in Rolling Stone and Entertainment Weekly, bottomless in Esquire, and wearing nothing but a feather boa in (what was it? the NY Post or something?)
the showdown:
xtina, in maxim blender: “Look at people like Beyoncé or Britney. They’re desperate to come across as sweet, good little girls, but then you see them in photo shoots that are extremely sexual—tight little booty shorts, and not much else. SO why do they try to be virginal in interviews?... ’Oh, gosh, I haven’t kissed a boy in I don’t know how long!’... Come on, girls, stop contradicting yourselves! If you want to do those magazine covers and those videos, then fine, more power to you. But don’t revert to innocence afterwards.”
nycteenguy in a christina fans' community: I know it's a stupid thing to do and I might get bashed but I'll do it anyway. But I'm leaving this community. I want NOTHING at all to do with Christina Aguilera. Do not go talking about people you don't know. I read the Blender article and seriously... it just ticked me off. Especially what she said about Britney. Britney NOR Beyonce talk about her and she's going to talk about other people and be a bitch? [edited for brevity]
nycteenguy posts about his dear john letter to the christinites in the britney_fans community.
next up, in the comments to the dear john letter...
+speculation gets a little wild!theprankster speculates, possibly prematurely, that christina is just jealous because britney is about to outsell her last album. nycteenguy, almost certainly prematurely, invites theprankster to "Watch [xtina] cry when she loses her fame."
+jaded tries unsuccessfully to introduce consistency to nycteenguy's worldview by pointing out that christina and britney have in fact known each other for years.
+curlietoes points out the oddness of posting a xtina-bashing-note in a fans' community; nycteenguy ignores the point and latches onto semantics.
+what wank would be complete without someone recommending a step back because none of it really matters?
