You. Are. Not. A. Winner.
Thank you ever so much to a kindly mouse on wank_report.

So, over in the Debate comm on LJ, absolutcalm posts a rather contrary to his name (and extremely wanky) rant about his thoughts on statutory rape and why it should be perfectly okay for 34 year old men to have sex with 15 years olds.

It culminates in this brilliant summing up: Why, then, can you not suck my cock?


Not surprisingly, it's wank ahoy from the first comment onwards.

Other highlights of the wank include: absolutcalm revealing his penis size (TMI much?), Canada's attitude to swinging and group sex (I'm gonna have that song from the South Park film playing in my head all evening now) and aufdeutschebag (to be fair, not being overly wanky here.)