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Fi ([info]darthfi) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-01-22 01:50:00


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Because it's all about HIM!
I reckon his daughters had a lucky escape.

ETA: And there's lots of reader comments here.



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[info]sadisticferret
2006-01-22 02:57 am UTC (link)
Ho. Ly. SHIT.

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(no subject) - [info]senor_pinata, 2006-01-22 04:09 am UTC

[info]selene_avis
2006-01-22 03:02 am UTC (link)
I am envious of men today who know from an early scan what sex their child will be, and have several months to reconcile themselves to the idea that a girl is on the way.

Hey, asshat? Guess whos fault that is?

(I'm seething at how he writes off the female sex.)

I tried the having an affair approach, but that ended in double disaster with divorce from my wife and the new mistress soon pregnant.

It's called contraception, you dumbshit.

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[info]greenglass
2006-01-22 03:05 am UTC (link)
What an asshat.

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[info]starkers
2006-01-22 03:09 am UTC (link)
Wow. That's a class act right there.

Some people should just be castrated.

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[info]jocelyncs
2006-01-22 03:11 am UTC (link)
Wow. And I thought the majority of Whiny!posts were done by women, but this one takes the cake.

"It shouldn't always be the baby first."

Get a GRIP on yourself, you pathetic, selfish loser! What the hell did you THINK was the consequence of bringing a completely dependent human being into the world? Did you presume that your wife was going to pander to your every desire while the kid cried? Did you make ANY effort to act as a father to that child, or was it just some toy you thought you could foist off on your wife without having to worry about it?

Truly a loser. His wife was lucky to get rid of him.

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(no subject) - [info]esorlehcar, 2006-01-22 03:22 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]randomsome1, 2006-01-22 05:31 am UTC
You rang? - [info]nebbieq, 2006-01-22 06:22 am UTC
Indeed! - [info]randomsome1, 2006-01-22 06:31 am UTC
Re: Indeed! - [info]nebbieq, 2006-01-22 06:34 am UTC
Re: You rang? - [info]dreamworld, 2006-01-22 03:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-01-22 05:41 am UTC
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[info]khym_chanur
2006-01-22 03:31 am UTC (link)
I had been taught from an early age to ape my father's mannerisms, thoughts and ideas, so naturally I thought it would be wonderful to produce someone just like me. [emphasis added]

That's where my warning signals started going off.

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(no subject) - [info]luckdragonfujur, 2006-01-22 03:39 am UTC
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[info]sheep
2006-01-22 03:39 am UTC (link)
Now if ever there was some one who should be child free*, there he is.

Are there really people out there that stupid? Actually, forget I asked, ask a stupid question... blah, blah, blah.

*for the child's sake

I can't be bothered to switch icon to man version, imagine it says man!


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(no subject) - [info]cycnus, 2006-01-25 12:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sheep, 2006-01-25 10:23 am UTC

[info]lurker32
2006-01-22 03:43 am UTC (link)
Castrate it with fire.

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[info]darkeyes
2006-01-22 03:43 am UTC (link)
"I am envious of men today who know from an early scan what sex their child will be, and have several months to reconcile themselves to the idea that a girl is on the way"

You know it's going to be something special when your eye starts twitching at the very first sentence.

I quickly learned that I was down the pecking order. When I came home from work, all the talk was about the baby. She had to have this, be given that, be fed on demand and indulged whenever she screamed. We were caught in a constant circle of servitude to our new baby

Yeah, it's called taking care of a baby you dumb shit!

I love how, throughout the entire article, it's all about poor put upon him. What a chore it was, and oh how he suffered because his wife was too tired, after an entire day of looking after the child he fathered, to have sex with him.

*seethes*

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(no subject) - [info]ahiru, 2006-01-22 03:55 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2006-01-23 02:57 am UTC

[info]ahiru
2006-01-22 03:50 am UTC (link)
It shouldn't always be child first.

Read: "It should be about me! Me me me! I want attention! Pay attention to meeee!"

I'm surprised this guy has such problems with children, seeing as he appears to be one. And a bratty one in need of a spanking, at that.

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(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2006-01-22 04:20 am UTC
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[info]gal_montag
2006-01-22 03:55 am UTC (link)
What a fucking colossal asshole. Christ.

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[info]somnambulicious
2006-01-22 03:58 am UTC (link)
When we brought the small bundle home, my life changed for ever. From being the focus of my wife's life, I quickly learned that I was down the pecking order.

"...pledge to love, honor, obey, and have my life revolve around pleasing and entertaining my husband..."

When I came home from work, all the talk was about the baby.

No shit. She's been sitting alone in a house all day with a baby. What the fuck is she supposed to talk about? (Well, I guess she could complain about her "boss" husband...) Maybe she thought...I dunno...that he'd be interested in what his child had done that day. Silly woman.

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(no subject) - [info]cow_mouse, 2006-01-22 05:43 am UTC
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[info]krazycat
2006-01-22 04:01 am UTC (link)
Holy shit.
What an ass.

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[info]sticky_pbj
2006-01-22 04:18 am UTC (link)
"Look what I can do! Look! You're not looking!"

Whiny little shit. Oh my God, they're taking care of the baby and being mothers. How dare they. And how dare the babies be female, something they have no control over.

I'm surprised these women put up with him long enough to be impregnated by his dumb ass.

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(no subject) - [info]athenaps, 2006-01-23 02:39 am UTC

[info]mouseykins
2006-01-22 04:22 am UTC (link)
If fatherhood = competition, I'm not surprised he lost.

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sharonapple
2006-01-22 04:23 am UTC (link)
Kill It With Fire.

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[info]zaliesiren
2006-01-22 04:26 am UTC (link)
It should surprise me that subhumans like him exist, yet it doesn't. It really doesn't.

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(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2006-01-22 08:35 am UTC

[info]ashenmote
2006-01-22 04:33 am UTC (link)
...

I feel like I must surrender my Spiteful Villain Quiz result to this person now. I feel so unworthy of it after reading this.

And it is HIS fault!

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Curse You! - [info]darkeyes, 2006-01-22 04:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beandelphiki, 2006-01-22 07:56 am UTC

[info]littlebitca
2006-01-22 04:46 am UTC (link)
Hmmm...and if the baby had been a boy, he'd have been self-sufficient from the start. Yuh huh.

And one has to wonder just what this gem's father was doing when he was an infant.

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(no subject) - [info]chaos_theory, 2006-01-22 07:04 am UTC

[info]photosinensis
2006-01-22 04:50 am UTC (link)
Self absorbed, much?

No wonder those women left his dumb ass. He's a dick. Only an asshole leaves his family for his work, then expects sex when he gets home that once a week.

What a wanka.

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(no subject) - [info]aaron_agonistes, 2006-01-23 08:16 am UTC

[info]prettypinkkitty
2006-01-22 05:01 am UTC (link)
And the Guardian printed this load of crap?! Jesus H. Christ.

Also, "Looking back, I see that I was immature at the time of my first two marriages" - only then?

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(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-01-22 05:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-01-22 05:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2006-01-22 06:22 am UTC
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[info]loonylupinlover
2006-01-22 05:05 am UTC (link)
I give him +1 for honesty.

Unfortunately, I was forced to subtract 999,999,999,999,999 points from his overall score for being a fucking asshole.

Just... wow. O_O

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[info]nicolae
2006-01-22 05:15 am UTC (link)
Good grief.

Because, you know, the decision to have a baby was entirely his wife's. And no man can be happy with a daughter. And babies require less care than whiny men.

An amusing, and slightly related, story: After my little sister was born, someone asked my father if he and my mom were going to "try again" (presumably for a boy). He looked at the man like he was crazy and said, "God, no, we've gotten lucky twice, why tempt fate?"

'course, he taught me how to change the oil in a car and grill steaks, which is probably why I'm a lesbian.

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(no subject) - [info]nicolae, 2006-01-22 06:02 pm UTC
Barbies. - [info]lizzypaul, 2006-01-22 06:39 pm UTC
Re: Barbies. - [info]nicolae, 2006-01-22 07:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jocondite, 2006-01-23 07:26 am UTC

[info]cyn
2006-01-22 05:19 am UTC (link)
Oh, this is a spoof. It has to be a spoof.

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(no subject) - [info]cyn, 2006-01-22 05:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zannechaos, 2006-01-22 05:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2006-01-22 06:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2006-01-22 06:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darthfi, 2006-01-22 02:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]princessdot, 2006-01-22 07:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]c, 2006-01-22 12:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]darthfi, 2006-01-22 02:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-01-22 09:24 pm UTC
in fantasy novels... - [info]delcj, 2006-01-23 08:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]missm, 2006-01-24 03:44 am UTC

[info]pingin_tango
2006-01-22 05:22 am UTC (link)
Total asshat.

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(no subject) - [info]nebbieq, 2006-01-22 06:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]athenaps, 2006-01-23 02:43 am UTC


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