this is not the hamster you're looking for (flightstothesea) wrote in

otf_wank,
@ 2006-01-25 22:58:00

	chaimonkey 2006-01-26 05:32 am UTC (link)
	Hey all you whiners, guess what? You're RACISTS! Love. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	mouseykins 2006-01-26 05:41 am UTC (link)
	...I'm not even going to try. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	prettypinkkitty 2006-01-26 07:42 am UTC (link)
	Hahhahahaha. Oh man. This rocks. I love wank. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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puipui
2006-01-26 08:28 am UTC (link)

I love that part. And I also love this:

I agree with the thin-skinned college sophomores.

And this:

I AM EXTREMELY OFFENDED by all this humorless estrogenic whinging. Ladies and gentlemen, please unwad your panties. If donkeys wish to engage in consensual BDSM play, so be it. It's their right. I don't care what your bible says.

But I think my favorite part, though, is when someone mentions that the picture was taken in 1951 or something. Quick! Save the donkey, before it di.. er... um... nevermind!

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	mcity 2006-01-26 05:52 am UTC (link)
	Just goes to show that people will wank about-wait, "again"?!? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	flightstothesea 2006-01-26 05:54 am UTC (link)
	Yup. I'm trying to think what it was that was wanky last time... OH, it was the "what's up my bitches" panda picture. Complete with "THINK OF THE CHILDRUUUUN" comments. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	brown_betty 2006-01-26 07:39 am UTC (link)
	"The psychological stress as well as the physical stress are not funny to the donkey, I am sure." ... No really, I'm boggled. Has this person ever met a donkey? Seeing the phrase "psychological stress," next to the word "donkey," is like seeing a ferret in a hang-glider. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kookaburra 2006-01-26 07:46 am UTC (link)
	I'm thinking the donkey is probably all, "Dude, I finally get to take a load off my feet. This is nice." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	smo 2006-01-26 03:25 pm UTC (link)
	I would pay good money to see a ferret in a hang-glider. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	miss_padfoot 2006-01-26 08:57 am UTC (link)
	I thought the picture was hilarious, personally. Tipping indeed. (Reply to this)

	delcj 2006-01-26 09:01 am UTC (link)
	so...no one's misplaced outrage is about the tip jar? i thought maybe there would be complaints about a tax or something on their cuteoverload. :) (Reply to this)

doomsday
2006-01-26 10:46 am UTC (link)

I love the part where Jeff says:

Cat lover is astute, y'all. I was indeed being a little sarcastic. Hell, I can't afford a flight to Bangladesh! I apologize for wasting your time with my 'pubescent angst' -- after all, what would our world be without the ardency and misappropriated sentiment of these dedicated hippies -- in the abscence of benefaction from cat lovers everywhere, how would donkeys ever roam the earth happily & free? I admire your sentiment, and will try to direct my energy in more productive ways, like perfecting my veal sorbet recipe or trimming & tube feeding Professor Pliable, my bonsai kitty . . . http://www.bonsaikitten.com/squishGray.jpg . . . He's an ornery rascal! Way Cute™!

And Shawna totally misses the point:

First of all, Jeff - bonsai kitten isn't real. It's a joke. And it is funny since it's not really happening. Look, people, this picture is not only old but let's think of the intention: these people didn't intentionally cause the donkey to be lifted by the load of the cart. They weren't trying to hurt him and I'm sure they didn't leave him that way for long. It's a funny picture. Let's use our animal rights energy on people who are intentionally mistreating animals. Finally, the donkey just looks confused to me - not in pain.

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	aerobot 2006-01-26 12:28 pm UTC (link)
	Wow, I am actually offended by a mass of whiners being offended. I'M SURE THE DONKEY WILL LIVE, PEOPLE. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	pokecheck 2006-01-26 02:03 pm UTC (link)
	The donkey looks like it's going "right on." (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	hellespont 2006-01-26 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	To those who think the donkey picture is inhumane, and not cute: Does it look like the ass is thriving in pain?? An ass thriving in pain, you say? I think I read a fic about that once... (Reply to this)

	rotten_fish 2006-01-26 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	I liked the guy that was like OMG I POSTED THIS PICTURE TOO COME LOOKIE AT MY BLOG. Oh, you silly emo kids. ♥ (Reply to this)

	snacky 2006-01-26 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	I love all the people saying, "A kitten in a tip jar would have been cute! I don't think it's a cute picture!" Man, if they're not careful, they're going to trip and impale themselves on the point. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	redwarrior 2006-01-26 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	...It looks Photoshopped to me. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	doroc_sabah 2006-01-26 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	The second I read "put it to the top, or no one will ever see it!" I instinctively clicked 'back'. (Reply to this)

	moonpigeon 2006-01-26 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	Brennan Haas- Actually, I do know what it feels like being strung up by my chest and forearms. But this is Cute Overload, not Bondage Blog, so we ought not to talk about that. I just choked on my m&ms. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	darkeyes 2006-01-26 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	"..and some see that there is more too it that a cutesy little photo. The people trashing those whoobject to the photo reminds me of what happens when a woman calls someone out on harassment -- same thing." .... Wow. That's one mighty fine leap of logic right there. Kudos Tom. Kudos. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	supertetris 2006-01-26 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	"I agree with the thin-skinned college sophomores. And since we've got no life, let's head over to Bangladesh and set that fu@king donkey free. Then maybe we can look back on this photo and laugh? To donate funds for our altruistic ass saving mission please visit www.growasenseofhumor.org . . ." Hahahaaa, oh so much FTW... (Reply to this)

	ayezur 2006-01-27 03:53 am UTC (link)
	I just browsed through that entire site. I have died and gone to heaven. Adorable, fuzzy, furry, cuddly, squee-inducing heaven. OMG SO CUTE I WANNA TAKE THEM ALL HOME. How can people surrounded by so much cute be upset about anything? (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	froda_baggins 2006-01-28 04:49 am UTC (link)
	So I just spent like three hours staring at the cute. LESS WANK, MORE CUTE. I think I've been converted. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	guilty_as_sin 2006-01-30 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	The only meat I eat is fish, and very little at that, but tomorrow I'm going to eat a full burro just to spite you PC thugs. Thanks, thanks a lot. The burro thanks you too. Heh, love it. But since when do fast-food joints sell burros? ~~Insert Taco Bell joke here.~~ (Reply to this)